dftba nerfighters

So this morning I was ordering breakfast at a McDonald's drive thru.

While I was ordering, I was listening to some Hank Green music, because you know, what else are you going to listen to in line for the drive thru? When I got to the window to pay, the guy at the conversation went as follows.

Employee: “Your total is $4.36. And do you happen to be a Nerdfighter?”

Me: “Yes I am. And here you go!”

Employee: “.64 is your change. DFTBA.”

DFTBA, random McDonald’s employee.


This is it, guys! My parody of “Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s. It’s called “Hey There Augustus” and it’s about TFIOS, in honor of the release of the trailer (Congrats, John!) Lots of quotes from the book are taken and there are major spoilers so don’t watch if you haven’t read it. DFTBA. Hope you enjoy it. Sorry I’m so awkward.