Translation: light novel excerpt, pages 194-200
Featuring the glucose/dextrose/wedon’tevenknowose stylings of Io Naruko-san, and everyone trying to figure out what he’s putting into his body, and staying up late, and skipping school, and Wombat’s obsession with onsen manjuu which will haunt me to the end of time.
Don’t forget Wombat is narrating, or it might get weird. Note as well that Yumoto is the only Defence Club member he gives their given name.
edit - It’s a bit hard to follow in places because of the dialogue spam, so feel free to leave replies or asks and I’ll see about making it clearer. Likewise if you spot any mistakes, of course. ^_^