Friday night. Date night in Miami. Every night is date night in Miami, and everyone’s having sex. But for me, sex never enters into it. I don’t understand sex. Not that I have anything against women, and I certainly have an appropriate sensibility about men. But when it comes to the actual act of sex, it’s always just seems so… undignified. But I have to play the game and after years of trying to look normal, I think I met the right woman for me.