dex*

headcanon that dex watches deadliest catch the same way some people watch hockey
  • dex: NO YOU FUCKING MORON, DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING CAGE OPEN! WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMATEUR?
  • dex: OH GOOD, NOW YOU'RE SAILING INTO THE STORM. GREAT. JUST GREAT.
  • dex: DID A KINDERGARTENER TEACH YOU HOW TO NAVIGATE A BOAT?
  • chowder: should we... do something?
  • nursey, recording dex on his phone and adding all the clips to his snap story: nah let him have this
  • Bitty: You're smiling, did something good happen?
  • Dex: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
  • Chowder: Nursey tripped and fell in the parking lot.