yall have such wild and interesting lives and I cant contribute to the “SMH as things I’ve done/said” meme because my life is so goddamn mild in comparison lol, but one day I’m waiting for the meme reach its height and straight up read one that’s like: 

Bitty: I surpassed this mortal dimension and visited my alternate lifetime if I had been a pie instead of human; I was not maple apple but instead blueberry, and I cried. 
Jack: Consumed one (1) entire puck right in the middle of an ice rink because no snacks and was anxious
Dex: a dryer once ate me. i lived inside of it like how Geppetto lived inside the whale until i was rescued 
Nursey: fell asleep against a tree while writing poetry and then melted into the trunk and became a wood nymph. i absorbed anyone and anything upon contact
Chowder: actually raised by sharks for years and is a shark hybrid until I begged Ursula’s twice-removed cousin to give me legs in exchange for my potential to do the splits 
Shitty: gave an inspiring speech about the intersectionality of feminism, race, and weed on a bus and everyone was clapping. its true because i was also the bus
Tango: asked too many questions and ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. entered a realm where alternate universe me could not speak but had all the answers. I sat in a room with no door and no windows with alternate universe me. it was very quiet in that universe. 
Whiskey: a lax bro crawled through my window to profess his love to me in a sonnet and we made love for the next 30 hours. 
Holster: was marathoning 30 Rock and reached the 72 hour mark when Tina Fey crawled out from the TV screen and into my living room to hug me, not unlike the girl from The Ring. 
Ransom: cried the entire time during my final exams and begged the Hockey Gods to either stop time or for a hockey player with strong arms to cradle me and take me away where we can make love for 30 consecutive hours, and accidentally summoned Zdeno Chara to the classroom during the exam 
Lardo: became a Rothko painting immediately upon entering a local museum - it wasn’t even an art museum it was a history museum 
Kent: once fostered 100 cats for charity and became the 101st cat after unlocking the ancient power of transfiguration
Tater: Turned into a potato for 24 hours. Literally into a whole spud. 

anonymous asked:

How about a Nursey/Dex mutual celebrity crush meet-cute with NHL!Nursey and IrishDancer!Dex?

I’m not sure how popular an Irish dancer is, but let’s roll with it. I’m also making a whole bunch of shit up because I don’t know much about Irish dancing. So if something is so glaringly wrong that it completely ruins the story, kindly let me know and I’ll change it up.

Dex has been on tour with the National Academy for over four months now and while he loves dancing (and loves getting paid for it), he’s exhausted. He can’t think of anything more he’d rather do than curl up in his bed at home and sleep for about a week.

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ambiguity of expression

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When Derek comes back from winter break, there’s something subdued about him.

Dex isn’t sure where or when something changed. But there’s a quietness to the way Nursey moves now, a stillness in his words that wasn’t always there before. Nursey walks into the Haus and the smile’s still there, the one that hits Dex like a good check, but then he turns away from the kitchen and towards where Dex is sitting on the biohazard of a couch, and for a second Dex sees the smile slip off the planes of Nursey’s face. Just for a moment, when Nursey is facing that in-between zone, when Dex shouldn’t be looking but is, the tilt of Nursey’s mouth and the angle of his forest eyes suddenly feel heavy, restrained. And then their eyes meet, and Nursey’s lips are more smirk than smile, and the moment passes.

Dex scowls and returns his gaze to his laptop screen.

He doesn’t know how he feels about this Nursey.

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Okay, so I got this fic idea that I know I’m not able to write, so I’m going to throw it out for anyone who wants to use the idea.

So basically, a lot of times, with Nursey and Dex, when we imagine one of them visiting the other over the summer, it’s usually Nursey going to Dex, right?  It’s tough for Dex to go to NYC because of his job and family and yes, finances. But I’m thinking, what if, after they start dating, Dex gets the idea that it might be nice to surprise Nursey in NYC, so he starts saving with the intention being that if their relationship lasts until summer, he’s going to take some time and do it (he’s pretty sure the look on Nursey’s dumb face when he shows up unannounced alone will make the trip worthwhile).  And he has some ideas about what they might do, except that when he gets there, Nursey just excitedly starts rattling off the kinds of things and places that only New Yorkers would know about that he wants to take Dex to.  And who is Dex to say no to excited Nursey? And they have all sorts of cute moments around the city.

So, can y’all see my problem? I’m just a Michigan boy who’s never set foot in NYC, so I can’t possibly write this. But I really want a fic of it! Can I interest any NYC-area fic writers to do it for me? Please???

anonymous asked:

I read half of your demon!dex fic right before i went to bed last night and then i had a dream that i summoned a demon and it was like demon!dex but then it disappeared and i had to do a big summoning ritual to get it back and when i got to the place the cast of legally blonde the musical hijacked my summoning so that elle could summon her dog back from the afterworld and i was so mad lol anyways your fic was amazing

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Check, Please! Characters as Things I've Done
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Bitty:</b> Shrieking in horror because I saw my mom use apple sauce as a substitute for canola oil<p/><b>Jack:</b> Immediately launching into the inherenty gay nature of the history of the Wild West any time someone so much as mentions cowboys<p/><b>Shitty:</b> Unfriended 250+ people (including my grandma) on Facebook because they kept posting Donald Trump memes<p/><b>Lardo:</b> Accidentally ate my eraser in my figure drawing class because it was sitting too close to my bag of chips<p/><b>Ransom:</b> Downloaded the NHL app, and the first thing I did was look through the head shots to pick out the hottest players<p/><b>Holster:</b> Wore a crop top in the middle of winter for no discernible reason<p/><b>Dex:</b> Gave my brother a purple nurple that bruised his entire boob<p/><b>Nursey:</b> Sat up on the top bunk of my brother's bed and got hit in the face with the moving ceiling fan, proceeded to bleed all over his sheets<p/><b>Chowder:</b> Tweeted multiple hockey players asking them to pay my college tuition <p/><b>Kent:</b> Bought a new eyebrow kit and literally cried I was so happy<p/><b>Tater:</b> Yelling "Hi puppy!!" at literally every dog I've ever seen, regardless of context<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

And well i dunno if i youre accepting prompts, but I've got a terrible need for chowder and ransom being friends, or nursey and ransom bonding, or dex and ransom having fun. Basically I want ransom's fragile coral reef-y self bonding with the frogs!!

Midterms week is starting to get to everyone, the whole campus is one more assignment away from having a complete meltdown. Ransom feels his own panic starting to creep in and sets his pen down. He takes a few deep breaths, but knows when they do nothing that he’s going to have to take alternate measures to calm himself down.

Ransom closes his eyes and listens to the sounds of the Haus. There’s no Beyonce playing, so he knows Bitty isn’t home. There’s no arguing either, so he knows Nursey and Dex must be somewhere else. And no one has bothered him in hours, so Whiskey can’t be here, either. He knows Lardo has been shutting herself into the studio in the art building trying to get her latest piece done. And Holster is in class for at least another hour. More, if he ends up meeting with his study group.

That leaves Chowder, and the soft thumps of footsteps on hardwood floors coming from below him are enough to have Ransom getting out of his chair.

“Hey,” he says, lightly knocking on Chowder’s door.

Chowder turns from where he’s emptying out his closet and gives Ransom a huge smile.

“Hi!” he says. “Wanna come in?”

It’s like Chowder read Ransom’s mind or something. He crosses the threshold and finds a seat on Chowder’s chair, seemingly the only spot in his room not covered in clothes at the moment.

“What are you doing?” he asks.

“Trying to pack some stuff for break,” Chowder says. “I know I don’t have to take much, but I don’t want to forget anything important.”

Ransom nods. He understands the struggle of going home for break and being so far away that he can’t make a quick trip here if he forgets anything. Packing is always tough.

“What do you have planned for break?” he asks.

Ransom sits back and listens as Chowder lists the things he has planned. His voice is calming, so full of excitement and void of the stress that’s been taking over the entire campus. It helps him let the stress out of his own shoulders.

Reading your ectobiology post made me come up with a thing

Heir, Prince +1 STR
Seer, Sylph +1 INT
Witch, Thief +1 CHA
Bard, Maid +1 CON
Rogue, Knight +1 DEX
Page, Mage +1 WIS
Lord, Muse +2 any

Heart, Mind +1 WIS
Space, Time +1 CHA
Light, Void +1 INT
Breath, Blood +1 DEX
Rage, Hope +1 STR
Life, Doom +1 CON

9: Huh… interesting… Me and some friends think Space/Time should be switched with Breath/Blood

melodictidedancer  asked:

When I get a new laptop, I'm interested jn buying Dex and Daina for my first vocaloids, but I have no idea how much vocaloid v4 editor costs, nor the requirements to use them or which laptop I should get that could hold its needed gigabytes

The MSRP for the Vocaloid 4 editor is around ~$110 prices can vary, You can check this guide I wrote up on where to buy it.

You can find info about specs needed on this page, click the “specs” tab and it will give you the minimum requirements. Note that these requirements are minimum and I HIGHLY recommend having a computer/laptop that exceeds those requirements (otherwise the editor will be really laggy and it will not make for a good experience).

For future reference, please check #vocaloidbuyguide since it tends to answer questions like this.