An insurance salesman uses a dictaphone to confess to his friend/co-worker about how the ass was so nice it made him commit murder.
Walter Neff: Hello, Keyes. I bet I can knock you on your butt before you’ve even had your mornin’ coffee. You ready for this, Keyes? Here it goes. I did it. I, Walter Neff killed Mr. Dietrichson. But not for the money, it was nothing like that see. His wife….dat booty, it was rotund.
I watched Filth on a whim the other day based on a friends admiration of it on Facebook. I was pleasantly surprised. There were one or two points going in where I didn’t think I should watch it (I wasn’t prepared to sit through a long brutal movie) but it quickly showed some very big heart. It took typical plot points and turned them on their head in a special way.
Last year I did a year end “Dex Picks” where I just named my favorite movies, music and tv show related things of that year. I made up faux categories and got to think about what made 2013 special, it was fun. I’m gonna do it again this year on the 31st. I don’t know that anyone ever cares but whenever I hear a great music project or see a good show or movie I tag the post with “dex _____ picks” (music/movie/netflix). If you’re interested in seeing the stuff I’ve been into or to see any quick reviews you can see those at the links below.
but I don’t want to spoil it so there’s a read more. And if you can’t access read more there’s an excerpt about the autoblow 2 so you can just skip this post without seeing any:
he Autoblow 2 bills itself as the world’s preeminent “realistic robotic oral sex simulator for men.” It comes equipped with a motor built to last for over 500 hours, a removable mouth-shaped sleeve made from artificial skin material, adjustable speeds (duh, you need adjustable speeds), and is “super easy to clean.” The Autoblow 2’s website specifies (emphasis theirs): “The feeling of having your penis inside of the sleeve while the spring-loaded beads stroke up and down can best be described in 2 words: surprisingly good.”