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some gems from the liberal redneck’s videos:

  • shieet.
  • these are the same mothafuckers who put mountain dew in sippy cups and beat a 6 year old with a wire hanger for standin’ in front of the tv during dr. oz
  • y’ALL are so full of S H I T
  • HARDLY
  • NOT
  • NEVER
  • mouth-breathin’ troglodyte daddy
  • unless you’re also suggestin’ that we have separate bathrooms for catholic priests i think you need ta’ cut the shit
  • you’re freaked out. the thought of a man wantin’ to be a woman DEESGUSTS y o u. 
  • because like most things that disgust you, you lack the capacity to understand it.
  • you know, homos, algebra, shit like that
  • his conservative, transphobic, homophobic facebook redneck friends
  • his thick Tennessean accent
  • are y OU SHITTIN’ ME?? 
  • i got one question: since when do rednecks give a shit about books?
  • y’uns
  • what ever happened to free speech? 
Jell-O shot recipes!!!

1. *JAGER BOMB* boil 1 cup red bull (in place of water), add black cherry or orange jello, 1 cups jager.

2. *MARGARITA* boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz pkg lime jello, 4 oz tequila, 4 oz sweet & sour margarita mix. sprinkle with salt just before firm.
(substitue watermelon jello for lime for a melon margarita)

3. *RUM & COKE boil 1 cups coke, mix in dark cherry jello add 1 cups light rum

4. *MIMOSAS* this one varies from the normal method Since champagne isn’t as strong as liquor, cut the water out of this one. boil one cup champagne, mix orange jello 2 min, add one more cup champagne and a splash of OJ.

5. *SILK* Boil one cup champagne, mix in jello for 2 minutes, add one cup champagne and splash of lychee juice from the can.

6. *ORANGE TIC TAC* Boil two cups red bull, mix jello two minutes, add two cups mandarin orange vodka

7. *LEMON DROP* (boil 1 cup water, add lemon jello, citrus vodka, top with sugar sprinkles just before its fully set up)

8. *GRAPE CRUSH* (boil 1 cups water, add grape jello, ½ cup plain vodka, ½ cup chambord)

9. *HAWAIIAN* (boil 1 cup water, add pineapple or blueberry jello, 1 cup coconut rum)

10. *GIN & TONIC* (boil 1 cup tonic water, add lime jello, 1 cup gin)

11. *LEMON LIME* (boil 2 cups sprite, add lemon and lime jellos, 2 cups citrus vodka)

12. *BLUEBERRY* (boil 1 cup water, add blueberry jello, 1 cup blueberry vodka)

13. *FRUIT PUNCH* (boil 1 cups water, add mixed fruit jello, ½ cup blueberry vodka, ½ cup raspberry vodka)

14. *WATERMELON* (boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello,1 cup watermelon vodka)

15. *BEER* (boil 1 cups water, add strawberry jello, add 1 cup any malt liquor)

16. *CARIBBEAN* (boil 1 cup water, add strawberry-banana jello, Cruzan banana rum

17. *CHERRY COLA* (boil 1 cup coke, add cherry jello, 1 cup cold cola, ½ cup amaretto, ½ cup spiced rum)

18. *DREAMSICLE* (boil 1 1/3 cup water & 2/3 cup OJ, add orange jello, 1 cup vanilla vodka ½ cup raspberry or berry vodka, ½ cup KeKe Beach Key Lime Cream Liqueur)

19. *LIME IN THE COCONUT* (boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello, 1 cup Malibu Coconut Rum)

20. *RED HOTS* (boil 2 cups water, add jello, ½ cup cold water, 2 cups Cinnamon Schnapps)

21. **SEX ON THE BEACH** boil 1 cup cranberry juice, add 3 oz pkg orange jello, 3 oz peach schnapps, 5 oz vodka

22. ***SOUR APPLE*** (in microwavable container, mix 1 small box sour apple jello, 1 pkg knox gelatin and 1 tbs sugar. Stir in 1 cup Mt. Dew and mix well. Microwave on high for 1 min. Stir until powder is dissolved. Mix 2 cups vodka & ¾ cup Captain Morgan Coconut Rum. mix well and let sit 1 min. pour into cups and refrigerate.)

23. *SQUIRM* (boil 2 1/4 cup water, add 3 small pkgs any flavor jello, 2 cups vodka, ¾ cup ice cold water. add 1 gummy worm to each shot before firm.

24. *CARIBOU LOU* (½ cup boiling water ½ cup pineapple juice boiled, add pineapple jello, ½ cup Malibu Rum, ½ cup Triplesec)

25. *JOLLY RANCHER* (boil 1 cup water, add melon jello, ½ cup vodka, ½ cup apple pucker)

26. *PURPLE PEOPLE EATER* (boil 1 cup water, add grape jello, ½ cup vodka, ½ cup watermelon pucker)

27. *BAHAMA MAMA* (boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello, ½ cup Malibu rum, ½ cup peach schnapps)

28. *COSMOPOLITAN* (boil 1 cup water with a splash of lime juice, add cranberry jello, ½ cup vodka, ½ cup triple sec)

29. *CHERRY BOMB* (boil 1 cup redbull, add cherry jello, 1 cup vodka and drop in one maraschino cherry, step up before firmed.)

30. *BLUE FIRECRACKER* (boil 1 cup water, add berry blue jello, ½ cup vodka, ½ cup peach schnapps)

31. *WHITE LIGHTNING* (boil 1 cup water, add pina colada jello, ½ cup vodka, ½ cup triple sec)

32. *FUZZY NAVEL* (boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz orange jello, 2 oz vodka, 6 oz peach schnapps

33. *RED HEADED SLUT* boil 1 cup water, add cranberry jello, ½ cup peach schnapps, ½ cup jager

34. *MOJITO* (1 cup boiling water, 3 oz box lime jello, 6 oz white rum, 2 oz cold water. top with mint leaves chopped and crushed. (or substitue mint leaves with a splash of mint extract in the the boiling water.)

35. *STRAWBERRY DAQUIRI* (boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz package wild strawberry jello, 6 oz white rum, 1 oz sweet & sour or margarita mix.

36. *DEVILS KISS* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 envelope of Knox Gelatin and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Goldschlager, and ¼ cup of Bacardi-151. Stir well and wait until the liquid has cooled before pouring into jello shot cups. if you double up the Knox Gelatin in this one you can eliminate the cup serve these up as jigglers!!

37. *ANKLE BREAKER* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 envelope of Lime Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of 151 Rum, and ¼ cup of Cherry Brandy. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

38. *FIRECRACKER 2* ¾ cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, 1/3 cup of Sloe Gin , and 1/3 cup of Spiced Rum and 1/3 cup of 151 Rum. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cup

39. **KOMANIWANALAYA** 2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello and 1 box of Cranberry Jello (both 3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add 1 cup of cold water, ½ cup of Amaretto, and ½ cup of 151 Rum. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

40. *RAIN MAIN* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Bacardi 151, and ¼ cup of Melon Liqueur. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups

41. *ADAM AND EVE* ¾ cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Lemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Brandy, and ¼ cup of Pomogranate Liqueur and ¼ cup of Gin. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

42. *ALABAMA SLAMMER* ¾ cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package of Lemon Jello (3 oz) and stir until everything is completely dissolved and then add 1/3 cup of coldwater. Next, add 1/3 cup of Amaretto, ¼ cup of Southern Comfort, and 1/3 cup of Sloe Gin. Mix throuroughly until everything is well combined and the carefully pour into jello shot cups. Chill for 3 to 4 hours and serve.

43. *ALL NIGHTER* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Cherry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water and ½ cup of Watermelon Vodka. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

44. *APPLE PIE* 1 1/2 cups ofboiling water. Dissolve 2 boxes of Lemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add 1 cup of cold water, ½ cup of Light Rum, ½ cup of Sweet Vermouth, ¼ cup of Apple Brandy and ¼ cup ofGrenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

45. *BANANA BOAT* 1 cup of water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Coconut Rum , and ¼ cup of Banana Liqueur. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

46. *BANANA SPLIT 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Strawberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Vodka, and ¼ cup ofBanana Liqueur and ¼ cup of Creme de Cacao. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

47. *BAT OUT OF HELL* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package of Orange Jello (3 oz) and stir for at least 2 minutes until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of Red Bull, ¼ cup of Rumand ¼ Blue Curacao. Stir until well combined and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

48. *BERMUDA TRIANGLE* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Spiced Rum and ¼ cup of Peach Schnapps. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot

49. *BLACK CAT* 1 cup of boilingwater. Dissolve 1 package of Raspberry Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Black Vodka, and ¼ cup of Chambord. Stir well and wait until the liquid is about room temperature before pouring into jello shot cups.

50. *BLACK WIDOW* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package of Grape Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ¾ cup of Blackberry Vodka and 1/8 teaspoon of Ginger Powder. Stir well and cool slightly before pouring into jello shot cups. For a schnazzy garnish, drop a singleblackberry in each cup before chilling

51. *COUGH DROP* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 3 oz package of Strawberry Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Jagermeister. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

52. *CRYPTINI* 1 cup of HotCoffee. Dissolve 1 envelope of Knox Gelatin and stir until fully dissolved. Add 1/3 cup of Iced Coffee, 1/3 cup of Vodka, and 1/3 cup of Kahlua. Stir well and wait until the liquid has cooled before pouring into jello shot cups.

53. *FRENCH TICKLER* 1 cup of boilingwater. Dissolve 1 package of Orange Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Cinnamon Schnappsand ½ cup of Vodka. Stir well and wait until the liquid has a chance to cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

54. *HARVEY WALLBANGER* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package of Orange Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Vodka and ¼ cup ofGalliano. Stir well until completely combined and wait until the liquid has cooled before pouring into jello shot cups.

55. *JUICY FRUIT* ¾ cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, 1/3 cup of Vodka, and 1/3 cup ofMelon Liqueur and 1/3 cup of Peach Schnapps. Stir well and cool

56. *JAGERMASTER* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Jagermeister, and ¼ cup of Amaretto, and a just a splash of Grenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

57. *JAGERMONSTER* 1 cup of boiling water . Dissolve 1 package of Orange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water , ½ cup of Jagermeister, and ¼ cup of Grenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

58. *LETHAL INJECTION* 2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package of Orange Jello (3 oz) and 1 package ofPineapple Jello (3 oz) and stir at least 2 minutes until completely dissolved. Add 1 cup of cold water followed by ¼ cup of Amaretto, ¼ cup of Coconut Rum, ¼ cup of Dark Rum and ¼ cup of Spiced Rum. Stir well and wait until the liquid has cooled before pouring intojello shot cups.

59. *LONG ISLAND ICED TEA* and measure 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 2 packages of Lemon Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of Cola and ½ cup of cold water. Now get ready to add the alcohol - ½ cup of Gin, ½ cup of LightRum, ½ cup of Vodka and ½ cup of Tequila. Stir until everything is well combined and let it cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

60. *NINJA TURTLE* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Gin, and ¼ cup of Blue Curacao. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

61. *PAIN KILLER* ¾ cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¼ cup of cold water, 1/3 cup of Dark Rum, 1/3 cup ofCoconut Rum and 1/3 cup of Orange Liqueur. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

62. *PIXIE STIX* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Lemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Southern Comfort, and ¼ cup of Blackberry Brandy. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

63. *RED SILK PANTIES* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Cranberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Vodka, and ¼ cup ofPeach Schnapps. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

64. *KINKY MALIBU BARBIE* Boil 1 cup water, add peach jello, ½ cup Kinky Liquer, ½ cup Malibu Coconut Rum.

65. *KILLER KOOL AID* 1 1/2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 2 boxes of Cranberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ¾ cup of cold water, ½ cup of Vodka, ½ cup of Gin, ¼ cup of Rum, ¼ cup of Chambord and ¼ cup of Triple Sec. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

66. *BROKEN HEART* 1 cup of boiling water . Dissolve 1 package of of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Vodka, and ¼ cup of Chambord. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

67. *SCOOBY SNACKS* 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add ½ cup of cold water, ¼ cup of Melon Liqueur, and ¼ cup of Coconut Rum . Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

68. *TIJUANA TAXI* 2 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 2 packages ofLemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir at least 2 minutes until fully dissolved.Next, add 1 cup of cold water, ½ cup of Tequila, ¼ cup of Blue Caracao and ¼ cup of Tropical Fruit Schnapps. Stir until completely combined and give it a chance to cool before pouring into jello shot cups.

69. *RUMMY BEARS* 1 cup boiling water, add any random flavor jello and 1 cup berry vodka, 1 gummy bear in the center of each shot.

70. *WOOWOO* 2 cups boiling water, add 3 pkgs grape jello, 3 pkgs cranberry/raspberry jello, 3 pkgs strawberry jello, 3 cups vodka, 3 cups peach schnapps, 1 can grape juice concentrate and 1 can cran-raspberry juice concentrate (both undiluted!)

An inmate was nice enough to send me a book of prison recipes that he had because he knows I’m into that kind of thing. He also included some of his stash of kool aid (Hawaiian Punch Berry Blue Typhoon) so I could try one of his favorite drinks.

The recipe is as follows: 1/3 of the little Hawaiian Punch packet

1 can of Mountain Dew

A cup of ice

Basically you’re just adding the powder to Mountain Dew with ice and I actually tried it and I think I’m gonna die from a sugar rush rn. If you’re used to drinking sugary drinks, you’ll probably like this if you aren’t, I don’t recommend 😳.

Shaun The-Beautiful-Goddamn White

yes he fell on the run

yes he got fourth place

and yes he didn’t get his Olympic three-peat  

but leT ME JUST TELL YOU THAT I WILL NOT STAND FOR ALL THIS SHIT THATS BEING FLUNG HIS WAY!! FIRST OF ALL HE IS THE JESUS OF SNOWBOARDING NO QUESTION ABOUT IT… oh what is that i hear??? haters be questioning? WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHY THATS BULLSHIT:

  1. THAT MAJESTIC HAIRED GOD HAS BEEN A PRO SINCE HE WAS 13. (HE HAS HAD A SPONSOR AT SEVEN YEARS OLD)
  2. HE IS A TWO TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST(GOT HIS FIRST ONE WHEN HE WAS GODDAMN 19)
  3. HE HOLDS THE X-GAMES RECORDS FOR GOLD MEDALS(15AND HIGHEST OVERALL MEDAL COUNT
  4. HE HAS WON 10 ESPY AWARDS 
  5. HE ALSO JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE FIRST SNOWBOARDER TO LAND BACK TO BACK DOUBLE CORKS
  6. THE FIRST TO WIN SUMMER ANDWINTER DEW CUP
  7. HE HAD HIS OWN SPECIAL ON NBC “Russia Calling”
  8. COUNTLESS OTHER DOCUMENTARIES
  9. HE HAS A HUGE SPONSOR SHIP WITH BURTON(HE HAS HIS OWN LINE OF SNOWBOARDS AND OTHER SHITS)
  10. HE HAS HIS OWN CLOTHING LINE
  11. HE IS THE CEO OF A GODDAMN COMPANY
  12. HE HAS BEEN A PRO SKATEBOARDER SINCE HE WAS 17
  13. HE HAS HIS OWN COMPANY 
  14. HE HAS A YOU TUBE CHANNEL THAT HAS MORE SUBSCRIBERS THAN YOURS
  15. HE IS IN A BAND CALLED BAD THINGS THAT HAVE PLAYED AT LOLLAPALOOZA 2013
  16. HIS DOG HAS HIS OWN INSTAGRAM THAT ALSO HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN YOU DO
  17. HE HAS HIS OWN WEBSITE
  18. HE HAS INVENTED A TON OF SICK MOVES WHICH INCLUDE THE DOUBLE MCTWIST 1260, FRONT DOUBLE CORK, SWITCH BACK 900, DOUBLE BACK RODEO, CAB DOUBLE CORK 10, ETC.

obviously there is a ton of other shit i didnt list but this i feel like are the main shit you at least need to consider before throwing shade at the marvelous man that is Shaun White.

GOOD BYE ASS-WIPES!!

i haven’t bought sock glue since my first feis.

i have never run out. i’ve been dancing for 11 years, and ever since my first competition i’ve had a bottle of sock glue in my dance bag. and i have never had to say “i’m almost out of sock glue i need to buy more.” it’s oddly concerning but also surreal because 1) how and 2) when can i use this power on other things

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the stoner squad au
  • okay so it’s zoe, carter, root, and shaw
  • zoe and root share one dorm room
  • carter and shaw share the other
  • technically it’s a suite so they all share a bathroom
  • like just the four of them
  • shaw’s pre med, carter is criminal justice, zoe is maybe international studies, and root…..well, no one really knows what root’s major is
  • or why she’s even there
  • she takes the weirdest classes. no one can tell what the hell she’s trying to do
  • relatable
  • she spends most of her time scrunched up with her laptop in her room surrounded by a mountain dew/coffee cup/cliff bar graveyard
  • sometimes a few apples cores are thrown into the mix
  • zoe used to try to coax her to go to the cafeteria downstairs
  • root only goes at odd hours. she has social anxiety. people don’t make sense to her.
  • she has to be hella toasted to leave the dorm tbh
  • in the beginning, before her and zoe were friends, root tried to be low key about smoking. opened the window, all that nice shit
  • zoe walks in one day and is like “oh you smoke? thank fuck, my day was terrible” and snatches the joint out of her hands
  • they become great pals after that
  • which brings carter into the mix bc her and zoe are sorta/maybe/kinda dating
  • and carter Does Not Smoke
  • “c’mon, babe”
  • “hell nope”
  • “you’re not a cop yet”
  • zoe sighs but she’s not gonna peer pressure her gf
  • carter supervises and drives them to taco bell at one am
  • bc she doesn’t trust them to drive themselves
  • root’s like “zoe. ZOe. dude get on my bike im fiNE”
  • zoe’s all “cool lets go!!”
  • “both y'all sit your dumbasses down. im getting my keys”
  • elias is a known dealer but root doesnt buy from him
  • only when she’s desperate.
  • she buys from a mysterious woman only known as “the machine”
  •  elias is importing from cali or something. but the machine’s stuff is like super legit top notch stuff
  • it’s rumored to be growing on campus somewhere. hydroponics in a basement or something
  • im not saying harold’s in on it.
  • but he has chronic pain.
  • so.
  • root buys from harper who gets it from tm
  • root gets a steep discount bc she buys so much. she’s a loyal customer
  • so root/zoe/carter have been chilling for awhile
  • its a really bad day for zoe. she failed her french project. she has two tests tomorrow
  • carter’s massaging her shoulders a bit
  • root’s typing away on her laptop, blunt in her mouth
  • the usual
  • “i need a break. root?”
  • joss frowns. she knows what this means. “guys. come on. again?”
  • “zoe hasnt gotten blazed in like. two weeks. she stopped for awhile so she could be ‘responsible’ and study with you. and now she deserves a break!”
  • carter rolls her eyes
  • “yeah, joss! i deserve a reward.”
  • joss raises an eyebrow
  • “not that you’re not enough of a reward, babe”
  • “better”
  • root rummages through the tin she keeps under her bed
  • she shakes her head. “you need something special. i think harper has edibles. you in?”
  • zoe’s grin is all the answer she needs
  • root tosses zoe her lighter and a pipe. “you guys go ahead, i’ll be back in half an hour, tops”
  • carter: “i regret ever talking to either of you”
  • so root meets up with harper, drops some sweet cash on a tray full of brownies. they’re gonna get fucked up
  • harper and her long time gf dani come along too
  • root, harper, and dani come back. zoe offers up the pipe. they smoke a few bowls. it’s all pretty chill
  • dani takes it easy. she’s pretty sensitive to the stuff
  • root and zoe go hard.
  • harper is chilling and smoking and loving life. when dani is stoned she gets super cuddly and touchy. bless her tiny gay gf
  • so they’re about to bust out the brownies when shaw barges in
  • “joss, have you seen my chem notes–what the fuck”
  • everyone freezes
  • no one knows if shaw is cool or not
  • “carter, you smoke?”
  • “of course not. but someone has to look out for these dipshits”
  • shaw looks around the room
  • dani is curled up in harper’s lap and is super fascinated by her hair
  • zoe’s leg is bouncing at a million miles an hour and bobbing out of time to the music
  • harper is staring at dani likes she holds the secrets to the universe
  • root has a pretty decent tolerance, so she’s looking reasonably normal
  • well. as normal as root can look
  • “want a brownie?” root blurts out
  • bless her shes trying her best
  • shaw shrugs. “sure”
  • root makes room for her on the bed. tries to play it cool
  • shaw sits down next to her, oblivious. "so whats your name?“
  • "uh?”
  • “your /name/”
  • “root?”
  • “are you asking me or telling me?”
  • “telling?”
  • “…right.”
  • root stuffs two brownies in her mouth to avoid talking
  • she’s not high enough to talk to pretty girls.
  • through a mouthful of brownie: “you want one?”
  • shaw sighs. she’s not high enough to deal with this. no matter how pretty this girl is
  • she takes three. root’s eyes widen
  • “you sure you wanna…have that many?”
  • “you took two.”
  • “yeah but…”
  •  harper laughs “someone’s gonna have a good night. relax, root, let her learn for herself”
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I made liquid AesthetiCola, the official drink of the 1990s. Ingredients 1 cup Sprite 1 pouch of Polar Blue Hawaiian Punch ½ cup Mountain Dew ½ cup Club Soda Maybe add in some Crush or Crystal Pepsi if you want Best enjoyed while wearing Ray Bans and listening to Macintosh Plus.

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Dennis you’ve just won the Cup…. show us some happiness!