devour mc

Lookin’ at me foul to a beast I will transform,
Knock you off your feet like a mothafucken sandstorm,
Coming throw my block you better have your passport,
Cause I stay strapped like a mothafucken jansport…
—  Headache- Devour
Saeyoung Relationship Headcanons

Saeyoung Choi 

//there are some spoilers

  • His mental health is a horrible mess, okay. He is absolutely not fine. 
  • Finding his brother didn’t change that. He needs SO MUCH comfort and reassurance
  • He desperately wants to be the happy ‘God 707’ he used to be on the chat for MC so he winds up bottling his emotions
  • But that always backfires because eventually he snaps and confines himself to his room, engulfed in work
  • HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY OPEN UP. HE JUST CAN’T
  • He struggles to verbally vent so he and MC agree to email each other when he’s at his worst
  • They’ll be emailing each other for hours in the middle of the night in separate rooms until he calms down enough and MC can go to his room and pull him into a tight hug. They sit there in content silence, he rarely continues to vent to MC in person
  • The only time they have deep conversations face to face is in a pillow fort at 2am when MC is half asleep
  • He still does that thing where he tries to push MC away because he’s afraid of burdening them. SO MC just has to trap him into hugs and reassure him so he snaps out of it gradually
  • bUT HE HAS LOTS OF GOOD DAYS
  • HE WORKS REALLY HARD TO KEEP HIS MENTAL HEALTH IN CHECK
  • He and MC carry an 'emergency pack’ with small things to calm them down if their depression or anxiety acts up randomly
  • They keep pictures, honey buddha chips, portable MP3 player, encouraging notes from each other and memes in there. Just silly things that cheer them up when they’re not together and struggling.
  • He doesn’t break down much, he just becomes numb to the world and closes off. MC is the light that guides him out because he REALLy wants to make them happy and look after them
  • When he loses his enthusiasm he and MC will scour the internet for new hobbies to ~inspire~ him. he tries embroidery at some point and creates a really intricate pattern but if you look closely it’s just a bunch of dicks. 
  • Probably sends it to Yoosung as a birthday present.
  • He’s like a chILD, HE JUST NEEDS GENTLE CARE AND DISTRACTIONS
  • Forget heelies to escape the feelies HE WILL TAKE MC ON HOUR LONG DRIVES TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE SO THEY CAN STARE AT THE STARS they get lost and Jumin has to send a rescue helicopter
  • He tries to serenade MC but he’s a hORRIBLE SINGER
  • They’ll be waltzing like the pair of dorks they are in the living room one day and he’d join in the song chorus
  • TRIPPING OVER EACH OTHERS FEET AND MC CRYING AT HIS OBNOXIOUS SCREECHING
  • HE pURPOSEFULLY MAKES HIS SINGING WORSE LOUDER JUST SO HE CAN WATCH MC LAUGH
  • Says 'meow you’ instead of ‘love you’ because he’s a cute dork and gets flustered when expressing genuine emotions
  • 2 weeks of living with this dork and you’ll be able to diss people in like 15 different languages 
  • CROSS DRESSING
  • Is MC were a female he’D LOVE FOR THEM TO SWITCH GENDER ROLES
  • HE’D WEAR SOME CUTE FLORAL PRINT SKIRT AND HAVE MC DO HIS MAKE UP
  • GETS MC TO WEAR A SUIT, TIE AND COOL SHADES 
  • He will make a mess of flirting with random men when he crossdesses to get MC to laugh probably flashes them afterwards though
  • LOUNGING AROUND IN MATCHING CAT ONSIES AND FLUFFY SLIPPERS BUT ONLY HOLD HANDS BECAUSE IT GETS TOO HOT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IF THEY CUDDLE
  • ‘Meme midnight’ EVERYDAY which is self explanatory 
  • If MC ignores him he hacks into their phone and creates a bug that enables them to only scroll through pictures of him and listen to his banshee wailing singing
  • TRIPS TO THE ZOO AND THEME PARKS EVERY WEEKEND
  • If yOU THINK HE WONT GET HIS FACE PAINTED AS A TIGER AT THE ZOO YOU ARE GRAVELY MISTAKEN
  • He’s probably really into ‘creepy’ insects and loves snakes bUT IS MORTIFIED OF SPIDERS
  • He’ll try to play it off but some zookeeper will have a tarantula out to hold and he wiLL SPRINT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ZOO
  • TRIES TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH MC ON A ROLLERCOASTER BUT DROPS HIS PHONE RIP
  • He just whips out one of his 5 backup phones from his pocket though because it happens every time
  • CRYING OVER DISNEY FILMS AND SINGING ALONG UNTIL THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD IS BANGING AT THE DOOR WITH PITCHFORKS
  • BEANIE BABIES COLLECTION
  • The back of his car looks like a goddamn toy store
  • Interior of his car is covered in cat print accessories 
  • They’d go to cooking classes together and be banned after he tried to make a Buddha chip stir fry and burns the building down 
  • Takes a picture with MC outside the burning building and posts it to the group
  • Captions it as ‘this building burns just like my desire to devour MC like a Buddha chip’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ MC throws his phone into the fucking fire
  • 100% would adopt a cat at some point
  • If MC was allergic to animals he’d stop at nothing. He’d make a whole colony of robotic animals starting with some really cute cat and gradually scaling up
  • It would be fucking terrifying though because MC would come home one day and there’s a GODDAMN ROBOTIC SHARK LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM
  •  SAEYOUNG WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED A FUCKING SHARK OH my gOD IS THAT A diNOSAUR MODEL. SAEYOUNG YOU WATCHED JURASSIC WORLD THIS IS A BAD IDEa
  • Jumin funds his robotic animal projects because he’s been promised a collection of cat models for some new line of business rip Jaehee

lucis-and-its-royal-tombs  asked:

I have no idea if you've answered this BUT what lords (including side lords) would go for the 69 position? What would their reactions be if the MC mentioned trying it?

69 family!!

Nobunaga : *evil grin* “Do you know what did you just propose, MC?” (devour that pussy Nobu!)

Mitsuhide : “MC… Who-How do you know about those kind of… stuff?” It would take some time convincing him, but eventually he’d give up.

Yukimura : “Can we try… what? MC what are you talking about?” After finding out about 69ing, lord Yukimura was never seen again.

Saizo : “Little Lady, just what kind of books have you been reading? …I’m going to have to punish you.” (but yeah, he’d accept MC’s proposal)

Masamune : He’d refuse to believe that MC asked that (and probably die of blushing).

Kojuro : 69-ing is his foreplay.

Inuchiyo : “MC? Who told you about that? Was it Hideyoshi? *his cute frowning face*

Hideyoshi : *wide eyes* “MC… Who put you up to this?”

Shingen : He has the experience and he’d do anything for MC, so yes, he’d do that.

Ieyasu : (I don’t know anything about him, nor does Google, but I think he would do it.)

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