The signs as The Smiths lyrics
Aries: Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds, No it’s not like any other love, this one’s different because it’s us! // Hand In Glove
Taurus: You shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way, I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does // How Soon Is Now?
Gemini: I wish I could laugh, but that joke isn’t funny anymore, it’s too close to home, and it’s too near the bone // That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
Cancer: In my life, Why do I give valuable time, To people who don’t care if I live or die // Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
Leo: Is it wrong not to always be glad? No, it’s not wrong - but I must add, How can someone so young, Sing words so sad? // Sheila Take A Bow
Virgo: The devil will find work for idle hands to do, I stole and I lied, and why? because you asked me to, but now you make me feel so ashamed, because I’ve only got two hands, well, I’m still fond of you // What Difference Does It Make?
How can they look into my eyes, And still they don’t believe me
How can they hear me say those words, And still they don’t believe me, And if they don’t believe me now, Will they ever believe me? // The Boy With The Thorn In His side
Scorpio: Learn to love me, Assemble the ways, Now, today, tomorrow and always, My only weakness is a list of crime, My only weakness is… well, never mind, never mind // Shoplifters Of The World Unite
Sagittarius: Take me out tonight, Because I want to see people
And I want to see life, Driving in your car, Oh please don’t drop me home, Because it’s not my home, it’s their home, And I’m welcome no more // There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Capricorn: But we cannot cling, to the old dreams anymore, no we cannot cling to those dreams, Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? I dunno… // Still Ill
Aquarius: And when I’m lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death, and neither one particularly appeals to me, and if the day came when I felt a natural emotion, I’d get such a shock I’d probably lie, in the middle of the street and die // Nowhere Fast
Pisces: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me, No hope - but no harm, Just another false alarm // Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me