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And on today’s edition of The German government reacts to Donald Trump, this time with German Vice-Chancellor Sigmar Gabriel:

Regarding Trump’s complains that rich Americans drive German cars and German’s don’t drive American cars:

Regarding Trump’s comments about Germany’s refugee policy:

Gabriel out.

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Reblog for a german song in your inbox.

So, I decided a little thing to share amazing german music with y'all.

Rules:

  • reblog this post (you don’t have to follow me).
  • if you want to, you can write the style of music you prefer in the tags (e.g. punkrock, pop, etc)
  • i will only choose songs with good grammar so that the people who study german don’t get into trouble
  • i’m not sure if this gets notes, but i will do all of you.

That’s all. Have fun folks :)

E kom harru Dashnin se Dashnija mka harru mu. M'ka pushtu ni qetesi prej nates qe ti je largu.
Tash s'me intereson qa thu se ti nuk je ktu me mu.
—  Ich habe die Liebe vergessen, denn die Liebe hat mich vergessen. Eine Stille hat mich in der Nacht erobert als du gegangen bist.
Jetzt interessiert mich nicht mehr was du sagst, denn du bist nicht hier mit mir.
THEORY: How Old is Vaati?

This is one of the most notoriously mysterious things about Vaati, and for good reason.
Just how old was Vaati in “The Minish Cap”?

I say this, as it is clearly stated that Vaati is immortal in “Four Swords” and “Four Swords Adventures”, so age does not really apply to him there.
But as for him in “The Minish Cap”?

I ran through Google, looking for scans of “Hyrule Historia”, so I could find the page about Vaati. And I did. And all it says about his age is calling him a “man”.

That… Sort of narrows down his age? Like, it didn’t say “old man”… But it didn’t say “young man”, either.
But it’s more likely to be “young man”. But HOW young?

For example, when Ezlo refers to Vaati as a child, he was speaking in the past tense: “Vaati was only a boy when I took him on as my apprentice.”
This has one of two possibilities-
1. He took Vaati in a very long time in the past, and thus he is an adult by the time of the game’s events.
2. This happened basically last week and Vaati is still a child.

So, what does the game itself have to show for us?
Using the sprites…

Hylian Vaati is exactly one pixel taller than Link and Princess Zelda. Okay. That’s not much of a difference. However… Somebody on TVTropes said that Minish Vaati’s sprite was smaller than the average Minish, and that could be used to narrow down his age.
And guess what?

IT’S NOT.
Vaati is the average size of a Minish and the only thing smaller than him is the entire Forest Minish population. (If anything, the anomaly is Master Melari- just look at how huge that guy is!). So, the sprite art is somewhat unreliable. So… What about the game’s official Artwork?

It works. Kinda. Link is the shortest, followed by Princess Zelda, and then the tallest is Vaati. So, judging by that, Vaati is at least older than Link and Zelda.
And how old are Link and Zelda? …“Children”. Not even THEIR ages are specified!

So, what does the “Zelda” series consider a child?
In “Ocarina of Time”, Child Link was 10 years old. Going by that logic, we could say that “Minish Cap” Link and Zelda are 10, and judging by Vaati’s height, he seems likely to be at least 12 or older.
And…

Vaati has an immense vocabulary. He uses words such as “minuscule”, “victor”, “tolerate”, “disobedience”, and “suffice”. Something an average child would possibly not know.
I imagine someone 14-15 would begin to know these words. This is further backed up by the German translation of “The Minish Cap”, in which Vaati talks like a moody teenager.
Ex: his reaction to what’s inside of the Bound Chest in the English version is: “Empty? There was nothing in there but those monsters? What is the meaning of this?”; whereas, in the German version, he blurts out: „Was ist denn das?!? Da waren nur Monster in der Kiste!?!“ (which roughly translates to "What is this, then?!? There were only monsters in the chest!?!”).

So, based on the combination of the English and German versions, and their portrayals of Vaati, he is most likely around…

15-18 years old.

But does it really matter? As my friend, Lonmi, pointed out, perhaps the Minish age differently than Hylians; as in, Vaati could be considered a child in Minish terms, but an adult in Hylian terms or vice-versa.

Or, he could have aged himself up for his Hylian form to make himself more threatening. I mean, he had FIRE SLEEVES in his Reborn form, so why not?

That way, everybody is right about his age…
AAAANNNDDD, I undid my own theory. Whoops.

And I did every ounce of those pictures in MS Paint.

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF

Annoying guy: “Do you speak German?”

Me: “…Yeah.”

Guy: “No you don’t.”

Me: “Okay, whatever.”

Guy: “Wait, you really speak German? Sprechen Sie Deutsch?”

Me: “You don’t have to ask me the same question twice in a row. Don’t you know how to say anything else in German?”

Guy: “Ein Bier, bitte!” *cracks up laughing*

Me: “Seh ich aus wie ne Kellnerin oder was? Wenn du nen Drink willst… hol dir selbst einen runter.”

(ETA: explanation/translation)

He said “One beer, please!” (a classic line for tourists who don’t know how to say anything else in German) and I said “Do I look like a waitress? If you want a drink, go get one yourself.” Except the particular way I said “go get one yourself” also happens to mean the German equivalent of “Go f*** yourself.” (Literally: “go jerk yourself off”)

idk man have you really spent much time listening to a native speaker?  the Rs are round and throaty and even the “hard” CH noise sometimes just sounds like a rough exhale or a “sh”…it’s no more elegant than, say, english, but I don’t think its words are aggressive!  gemüse!  fahne!  schlüssel!  leuchtend!

americans hit the consonants really hard and over-pronounce the vowels, but…the shape of it in a native accent is so different and…well, idk.  obvs.  I can’t change the way people feel about a thing by rhapsodizing.  suffice to say I guess I don’t hear it the same way you do!

Zwischen zitternden Fingern
und bebenden Lippen
entstehen pulsierende Worte
von gewaltiger Kraft,
das beste der Gefühle.

Zerhackte Silben
zerbrechen an Zähnen
auf der Zunge zerschmelzen
in der Kehle versickern,
doch durch die Finger
winden, strömen, fließen sie,
die höchste der Ekstasen.

Sengender Atem
aus brennenden Lungen
Stimmbänder erstarrt
und auf ewig verstummt,
aus Augen aufs Blatt
tropft Wahrheit aus Tinte
wie Regenschauer im Mai,
der schönste aller Schmerzen.

Angstvolle Zähne
reißen tiefe Spuren
brüchige Nägel
brechen rötliche Flüsse
doch das Klackern der Tasten
übertönt all die Schreie
die in den Knochen erzittern,
die tiefgehendste aller Erlösungen.

Verkniffen von Schmerz,
die Augen,
Zerrauft und zerrungen,
die Haare,
Fingerknöchel, weiß und hart,
ein Gewebe von Worten
verdichtet aus Licht,
der einzige Weg aus der Hölle.

—  Schlag der Lungenflügel, 04/25/15

78. The pain you feel after drinking too much the night before is a male cat for Germans. The pain you feel after working out is a muscle male cat. #tohellwithmalecats

(submitted by talon24 )

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105 German Verbs / 105 verbes en allemand 

1,000 Questions for probably none of you to ask me ~

The Basics

1.) Your name:
2.) Nicknames:
3.) Do you like these nicknames?:
4.) Location:
5.) Age:
6.) Birthday:
7.) Zodiac sign:
8.) Parents names:
9.) Siblings?:
10.) Pets:
11.) Number of rooms in your house:
12.) Religion:
13.) If so-practicing?:
14.) Male or Female?:
15.) Is your family close?:

What are your favourite…?

16.) Foods:
17.) TV shows:
18.) Movies:
19.) Actors:
20.) Actresses:
21.) Books:
22.) Artists:
24.) Video Games:
26.) Outfits:
27.) Stores:
28.) Sports:
29.) Colours:
30.) Numbers:
31.) Websites:
32.) Cartoons characters:
33.) TV Channels:
34.) Made For TV Movies:
35.) Comedians:
36.) Comediennes:
37.) Hair products:
39.) Kind of Pens:
40.) Kind of Shows:
41.) Pieces of Jewellery:
42.) Kinds of Soap:
43.) Kinds of Shampoo:
44.) Game Systems:
45.) CDs:
46.) Snacks:
47.) Pastimes:
48.) Things to do on the weekend:
49.) Magazines:
50.) Animals:

Clothing

51.) Favourite Brand of Clothing?:
52.) Favourite sweatpants:
53.) What is your everyday outfit?:
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?:
55.) Do you like it?:
56.) What is your favourite clothing store?:
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?:
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?:
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?:
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?:
61.) Do you wear hats?:
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewellery?:
63.) If so, what?:
64.) Do you wear belts?:
65.) Do you wear skirts?:
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?:
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?:
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?:
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?:
70.) If so, what is it like?:

School

71.) What are your grades like?:
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?:
73.) Are you failing anything?:
74.) Do you take a language?:
75.) If so which language?:
76.) Who is your favourite teacher?:
77.) Do you decorate your locker?:
78.) Do you decorate your book-bag?:
79.) If so, with what?:
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?:
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?
82.) Do you take art?:
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?:
84.) Do you like school?:
85.) How big is your school?:
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?:
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?:
88.) Are you on the Honour/Merit roll?:
89.) Do you participate in school plays?:
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?:

Your room

91.) What colour is your room?:
92.) Is it messy or clean?:
93.) What are on your bedsheets?:
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?:
95.) If so, of what?:
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?:
97.) A computer?:
98.) A radio?:
99.) An alarm clock?:
100.) A stereo?:
101.) What is under your bed?:
102.) Do you have a big closet?:
103.) Do you write on your walls?:
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?:
105.) If so, what design?:
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?:
107.) If so, of what?:
108.) Do you decorate your door?:
109.) With what?:
110.) What colour is your carpet?:

 Music

 111.) What are you favourite bands?:
112.) Do you own a lot of CDs?:
113.) How many exactly?:
114.) Do you download music?:
115.) What are your favourite songs?:
116.) Do you listen to the radio?:
117.) Do you like loud music?:
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?:
119.) Do you like rap?:
120.) Do you like country?:

 TV

121.) What TV shows are you glued to?:
122.) Are you a couch potato?:
123.) Do you watch the news?:
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?:
125.) Who is your favourite TV star?:
126.) Do you watch late night TV?:
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?:
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?:
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?:
130.) What is your take on commercials?:
131.) How big is your TV?:
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?:
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?:
134.) Do you like dramas?:
135.) Do you like comedies?:
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?:
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?:
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?:
139.) Do you watch music videos?:
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80s even if you weren’t living in the 80s?:

Morals/Beliefs

141.) Religion?:
142.) Do you go to church regularly?:
142.) Pro-life?:
143.) Pro-choice?:
144.) Are you a virgin?:
145.) Do you believe in God?:
146.) Jesus?:
147.) Allah?:
148.) Buddha?:
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?:
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?:

Friends

151.) Who are your best friends?:
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?:
153.) Who is your funniest friend?:
154.) Craziest?:
155.) Weirdest?:
156.) Prettiest: 
157.) Fanciest?:
158.) Sportiest?:
159.) Girliest?: 
160.) Mellowest?:
161.) Stupidest?: 
162.) Smartest?: 
163.) Thuggest?: 
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?:
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?:
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?:
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?:
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?:
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?:
170.) Are you part of a clique?:
171.) Do you make new friends easily?:
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?:
173.) Where did you meet them?:
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?:
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?:
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?:
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?:
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?:
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10:
180.) How is this survey so far?:

This or That

 181.) Book bag/Messenger bag:
182.) Punk/Emo:
183.) Rock/Rap:
184.) Jay-Z/Nas:
185.) Justin/Clay:
186.) Ruben/Clay:
187.) Cat/Dog:
188.) PS2/Xbox:
189.) DVDs/VHS:
190.) CDs/Tapes:
191.) Big screen/small screen:
192.) Movies at home/in the theatre:
193.) Popcorn/Candy:
194.) Jacket/Coat:
195.) Real fur/Fake fur:
196.) sister/brother:
197.) Home/House:
198.) Espanol/Deutsch:
199.) Art/Computer:
200.) Laptop/Desktop:
201.) Pepsi/Coke:
202.) Orange/Apple:
203.) Phone/Computer:
204.) Email/Letters:
205.) Big/Small:
206.) Pizza/Ravioli:
207.) Baby/Toddler:
208.) 16/21:
209.) CSI/24:
210.) Superman/Spiderman:
211.) Kilborn/Conan:
212.) Letterman/Leno:
213.) SNL/MadTV:
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons:
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter:
216.) Boxers/Briefs:
217.) Pants/Skirts:
218.) Skirts/Skorts:
219.) Fork/Spoon:
220.) People/InTouch:

Are you

 221.) Gothic?:
222.) a freak?:
223.) a computer nerd?:
224.) a science freak?:
225.) a sports fan?:
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?:
227.) a class clown?:
228.) funny?:
229.) serious?:
230.) intellectual?:
231.) an LOTR nerd?:
232.) a failure?:
233.) a success?:
234.) a loser?:
235.) popular?:
236.) lazy?:
237.) outgoing?:
238.) shy?:
239.) friendly?:
240.) easily annoyed?:
241.) tolerant of others views?:
242.) addicted to crack?:
243.) addicted to any other drug?:
244.) a partier?:
245.) naturally hyperactive?:
246.) wild?:
247.) sporty?:
248.) smelly?:
249.) an insomniac?:
250.) a procrastinator?:
251.) a criminal?:
252.) a crackpot?:
253.) a bookworm?:
254.) hairy?:
255.) good at playing basketball?:
256.) in high school?:
257.) in prison?:
258.) from Mars?:
259.) straight?:
260.) gay?:

Random Questions

261.) Do you like frosted flakes?:
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?:
263.) Do you like nuns?:
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?:
265.) Do you use correct English?: .
266.) Hablar Espanol?:
267.) Spien Deutsch?:
268.) Speak English?:
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?:
270.) Do you know what Dracula’s first name is?:
271.) Do you like Russian names?:
272.) Like Vlad?:
273.) Homer?:
274.) Are you a busy body?:
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?:
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?:
277.) Do you like to roller skate?:
278.) Who do you wish was president?:
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?:
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?:
281.) Are you insecure?:
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?:
283.) Roman culture?:
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?:
285.) What style architecture is your house?:
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?:
287.) Do you like to clean your room?:
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?:
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?:
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?:
291.) Does anybody really care?:
292.) Who sings that song?:
293.) Do you like Chicago?:
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?:
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?:
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?:
297.) Do you play with dolls?:
298.) Do you like Star Trek?:
299.) What’s 2+9+9?:
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?:
301.) Do you have a job?:
302.) What do you do?:
303.) Does your boss like you?:
304.) How much do you get paid?:
305.) Do you have your own bank account?:
306.) Do you have a credit card?:
307.) a chequebook?:
308.) Are you a big spender?:
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?:
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?:
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?:
312.) How about a Franc?:
313.) Do you really care?:
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?:
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?:  316.) Do you wish you had more money?:
317.) Why?:
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?:
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?:
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?:
321.) What are you wearing?:
322.) What are you listening to?:
323.) Who are you talking to?:
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?:
325.) How is your hair?:
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?:
327.) Are you cold or warm?:
328.) Do you have any jewellery on?:
329.) Do you have any make-up on?:
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk:
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page:
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe what’s in it:
333.) What time is it?:
334.) Should you be doing something else now?:
335.) Why aren’t you doing it?:
336.) Is your room a mess now?:
337.) Is your mum nagging at you to clean it?:
338.) What are any people around you doing?:
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?:
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?:

Looks

341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?:
342.) Do you wear make-up regularly?:
343.) If so, what?:
344.) Are your looks important to you?:
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?:
346.) What would you change?:
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?:
348.) Do you dye your hair?:
349.) Do you straighten you hair?:
350.) What colour is your hair naturally?:
351.) What is your eye colour?:
352.) Do you wear coloured contacts?:
353.) Do you look like your parents?:
354.) Is that good or bad?:
355.) Do you turn strange colours sometimes?:
356.) Why?:
357.) Do you have any piercings?:
358.) Any tattoos?:
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?:
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?:

Travel

361.) Have you ever been out of the country?:
362.) Out of your state?:
363.) Out of your city?:
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?:
365.) If so, to where and for how long?:
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?:
367.) In a boat?:
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?:
369.) On average, every week how many miles do you travel?:
370.) Do you drive?:

Cars

371.) Favourite car?:
372.) Colour for that car?:
373.) Do you have your license?:
374.) Permit?:
375.) Do you like fast cars?:

Sleep

376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?:
377.) Is this enough?:
378.) Do you dream every night?:
379.) Describe a weird dream you had:
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?:
381.) Do you sleep in school?:
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?:
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?:
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?:
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?:

Going Out

391.) How often do you go to parties?:
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?:
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?:
394.) Are you a social butterfly?:
395.) Do you go clubbing?:
396.) Ever been drunk?:
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?:
398.) For what?:
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?:
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?:
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?:
402.) Do you like going to arcades?:
403.) Is DDR a cool game?:
404.) What about those racing games?:
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?:
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?:
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?:
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?:
409.) Who has the best parties?:

Dating and Stuff

410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?:
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?:
413.) Do you have a secret crush?:
414.) Who?:
415.) Do they know?
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?:
417.) Kissed in the past year?
418.) Do you know what 143 means?:
419.) How many people have you said “I love you” to?:
420.) Did you mean it?:
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it?:
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?:
423.) Where do you go out on dates?:
424.) What’s the most fun date you ever had?:
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?:

Who Would Win In a Fight?

426.) Britney or Christina:.
427.) Justin or JC:
428.) Frodo or Sam:
429.) B2K or Nsync:
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson:
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein:
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell:
433.) Conan or Jay:
434.) Rosie O'Donnell or Boy George:
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson:
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy who’s married to Carmen Electra right now:
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews:
438.) Who are your heroes?:
439.) Why do you look up to them?:
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?:
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know:
442.) Do your parents inspire you?:
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?:

More Random Questions

444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?:
445.) Do you eat a lot of doughnuts?:
446.) What kind?:
447.) Do you like chocolate?:
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?:
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?:
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?:
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?:
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?:
454.) How is this survey so far?:
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia?:

What’s Your Take On

456.) Life:
457.) The world:
458.) President Bush:
459.) Ahhhhnold:
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor:
461.) Howard Stern:
462.) The war in Iraq:
463.) the economy:
464.) jay-z retiring:
465.) school:
466.) going to college:
467.) marriage:
468.) football:
469.) baseball:
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure:

Do You

471.) Pick your nose?:
472.) Untie your shoe laces every time you take your shoes off?:
473.) Fart a lot?:
474.) Burp a lot?:
475.) Do stupid things in public?:
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?:
477.) Have random hallucinations?:
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?:
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?:
480.) Wear leg warmers?:
481.) Sing in the shower?:
482.) Play any card game?:
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?:
484.) Take your pet for a walk?:
485.) Have a snake?:
486.) Have webbed feet?:
487.) Wear colourful socks?:
488.) Have a life?:
489.) Drink coffee?:
490.) Drink tea?:

Internet

491.) What are your screen names?:
492.) Emails?:
493.) Do you have a website?:
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?:
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?:
496.) What are your favourite websites?:
497.) What are your favourite online stores?:
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?:
499.) If so, what?:
500.) What’s the last thing you bought online?:
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?:
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?:
503.) Who’s the best person to talk to online?: .
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language out loud?
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?:
506.) What’s your desktop background?:
507.) What’s your AIM icon?:
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?:
509.) Do you have a web-cam or a mic?:
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?:

Presents

511.) What’s the best present you’ve ever received?:
512.) What’s the worst present you’ve ever received?:
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?:
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn’t get them one?:
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?:

More Favourites

516.) Favourite radio station:
517.) Favourite day of the week:
518.) Favourite fruit:
519.) Favourite vegetable:
520.) Favourite lunch meat:
521.) Favourite candy bar:
522.) Favourite nail polish:
523.) Favourite chair:
524.) Favourite early morning show:
525.) Favourite morning talk show host:
526.) Favourite writing paper:
527.) Favourite section of the newspaper:
528.) Favourite sibling (if you have any):
529.) Favourite distant relative:
530.) Favourite dessert:
531.) Favourite weather:
532.) Favourite season:
533.) Favourite shoe brand:
534.) Favourite lunch:
535.) Favourite breakfast:
536.) Favourite author:
537.) Favourite place to see concerts:
538.) Favourite band to see live:
539.) Favourite survey you’ve ever gotten:

More This or That

540.) Nike/Adidas:
541.) Alone/With friends:
542.) Work/Have off:
543.) Pomegranate/Persimmon:
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry:
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello:
546.) Acid/Shrooms:
547.) Who/The Who:
548.) Older/Newer:
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log:
550.) Have sex/Make love:

Have you ever

551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?:
552.) Skipped school?:
553.) Done drugs?:
554.) Been drunk?:
555.) Been so drunk you couldn’t remember your own name?:
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?:
557.) Gone insane?:
558.) Been in the hospital over night?:
559.) Been in a car accident?:
560.) A bike accident?:
561.) Broken a bone?:
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?:
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?:
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?:
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?:
566.) More than 12 hours?:
567.) How about 5 hours?:
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?:
569.) Passed out from hunger?:
570.) Been to a LAN party?:

Other Stuff

571.) Do you like going to basketball games?:
572.) How about swim meets?:
573.) Tennis matches?:
574.) Do you like Family Feud?:
575.) The ones with Richard?:
576.) How about Match Game?:
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?:
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?:
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?:
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?:
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?:
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?:
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent:
584.) Do you like TiVo?:
585.) Do you have a TiVo?:
586.) VCR s or DVD players?:
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?:
588.) A vegan?:
589.) Vegetarian?:
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?:

Do you know

591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?:
592.) Two years ago?:
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?:
594.) The author of “Frankenstein”?:
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?:
596.) The Queen of England?:
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?:
598.) Espanol?:
599.) Deutsch?:
600.) Japanese?:
601.) Français?:
602.) Chinese?:
603.) Portuguese?:
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?):
606.) The capital of the US?:
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?:
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?:
609.) How to fly a kite?:
610.) How to surf?:
611.) Skateboard?:
612.) How about roller-blade?:
613.) What year the Korean war started?:

Emotions

614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?:
615.) Happy eyed?:
616.) What song always makes you sad?:
617.) Happy?:
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?:
619.) Really depressed?:
620.) Are you a really emotional person?:
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?:
622.) A naturally happy person?:
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?:
624.) What do you do?:
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?:

The Last Person To

626.) Who was the last person to hug you?:
627.) Talk to you?:
628.) IM you?:
629.) Touch you physically?:
630.) Touch you emotionally?:
631.) Hurt you?:
632.) Make you feel gooooood?:
633.) Scold you?:
634.) Praise you?:
635.) Say “Hello” to you?:

Weaknesses

636.) Are you secure with yourself?:
637.) What do other people think of you?:
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?:
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?:
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?:
641.) A weak person?:
642.) Are you stressed out?:
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?:
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?:
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?:

MORE Random Stuff

671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking:
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?:
673.) Do you talk Simmish?:
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?:
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?:
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?:
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?:
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?:
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?:
680.) Are you in an asylum?:
681.) College?:
682.) What is your favourite scent?:
684.) Where is your favourite restaurant?:
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?:
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?:
687.) Do like Spongebob?:
688.) Do you think he’s gay?:
689.) How about Squidward?
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?:
691.) Do you do your homework every night?:
692.) Do you usually get a lot?:
693.) “OOOOOO poor baby”:
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?:
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?:
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?:
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?:
698.) Where is your second home?:
699.) Are dollar stores cool?:
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?:
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?:
702.) Can you do the limbo?:
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?:

Which Friend

704.) Has the best taste in music?:
705.) Has the coolest name?:
706.) Has the best taste in movies?:
707.) Has the nicest hair?:
708.) Has the fittest body?:
709.) Do you hang out with most?:
710.) Has the coolest parents?:
711.) Lives closest to you?:
712.) Lives the farthest from you?:
713.) Can you relate to most?:
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?:
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?:

Word Association!

716.) blow:
717.) lollipop:
718.) obnoxious:
719.) cold:
720.) hot:
721.) smell:
722.) car:
723.) rain:
724.) wet:
725.) steamy:
726.) bite:
727.) beer:
728.) rock:
729.) hard:
730.) soft:

Okay here’s the dirty part

731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: Y
732.) What’s your favourite place to be kissed?:
733.) Are you a tease?:
734.) Spit or swallow:

More “Do you

735.) Twirl your hair?:
736.) Hate yourself?:
737.) Want to kill yourself?:
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?:
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?:
740.) Touch your face a lot?:
741.) Watch MTV?:
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?:
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?:
744.) Wish you could fly?:
745.) Wish you could be invisible?:
746.) Read minds?:
747.) Watch wrestling?:
748.) Like filling out love surveys?:
749.) Work out?:
750.) Play any sports?:

More Have You Ever

751.) Gotten a DUI?:
752.) A speeding ticket?:
753.) Been in a fist fight?:
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?:
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?:
756.) Held a gun?:
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?:
758.) Been used?:
759.) Been rejected?:
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?:
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?:
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?:
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?:
764.) Tackled the mail man?:
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?:
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?:
767.) Done crack?:
768.) Done cocaine?:
769.) Passed out during school?:
770.) Had unprotected sex?:

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!

771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?:
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?:
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?:
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?:
775.) Do you like hot dogs?:
776.) Are baseball games fun?:
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?:
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?:
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?:
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?:
781.) Do you like U2?:
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?:
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?:
784.) Do you straighten your hair?:
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?:
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?:
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?:
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?:
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?:
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?:
791.) How often do you change your underwear?:
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?:
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?:
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?:
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?:
796.) Do you pray daily?:
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?:
798.) Are you paranoid?:
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?:
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?:

Which One Are You?

801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:
802.) Power Ranger:
803.) Rugrat:
804.) Powerpuff Girl:
805.) Villain:

Do You Own

806.) A cell phone?:
807.) A CPR certification card?:
808.) A Member s Only jacket?:
809.) A book over 900 pages long?:
810.) A porno?:
811.) A gun?:
812.) A pair of toe socks?:
813.) A portable DVD player?:
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?:
815.) A car?:
816.) A trucker hat?:
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?:
818.) A wife beater?:
819.) A butcher knife?:
820.) A pocket knife?:
821.) A Rolex?:
822.) A bike?:
823.) A thong?:
824.) A bikini?:
825.) A speedo (guys)?:
826.) Anything from Tijuana?:
827.) A drum set?:
828.) An electric guitar?:
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?:
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?:

More Random Questions. No they will not stop.

831.) Do you have fleas?:
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way:
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?:
834.) How big is your backyard?:
835.) Do you like hairy backs?:
836.) Hairy chests?:
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?:
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?:
839.) What does Prilosec treat?:
841.) Are you on any medication?:
842.) Do you have asthma?:
843.) Do you have an inhaler?:
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?:
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?:
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?:
847.) What is your hair length?:
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?:
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?:
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?:
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?:
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?:
853.) Do you like the show Recess?:
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?:
855.) When did WW2 start?:
856.) When did it end?:
857.) What is your nationality?:
858.) Where did your family come from?:
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?:
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?:
861.) Do you believe in angels?:
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?:
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?:
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?:
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?:
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?:
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?:
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?:
869.) Do you collect anything?:
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?:
871.) Do you have pothead neighbours?:
872.) Which is your favourite toe?:
873.) Favourite finger?:
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?:
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?:
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?:
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?:
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:
879.) Do you grind a lot?:
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?:
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?:
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of separation?:
883.) How about 5 degrees of separation?:
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?:
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?:
886.) What time is it?:
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?:
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?:
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?:
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?:
891.) What did you do?:
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “Fire trUCK”?:
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?:
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?:
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?:
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most:
897.) What does PMS stand for?:
898.) Do you like to inhale pot-pourri?:
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?:
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?:
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties okay for you?:
902.) What is the funniest porta-potty company name you have ever seen?:
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?:
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?:
905.) How about Good Fellas?:
906.) Watch the Sopranos?:
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?:
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?:
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?:
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?:
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?:
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colours?:
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?:
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?:
915.) Do you use a calculator?:
916.) What kind is it?:
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?:
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?:
919.) Don’t they suck?:
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?:
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?:
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?:
923.) Are you a racist?:
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?:
925.) Do you diet?:
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?:

Hygiene

927.) How often do you shower?:
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?:
929.) How often do you wash your face?:
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?:
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?:
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?:
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?:
934.) Do you cough a lot?:
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?:
936.) Do you wear deodorant regularly?:

Issues

937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?:

938.) Do you have OCD?:
939.) Do you have ADHD?:
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: .
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?:
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?:
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?:
944.) The monkey pox?:
945.) The mumps?:
946.) The measles?:
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?:

The Last Set of Random Questions

948.) Have you ever been on TV?:
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?:
950.) In the newspaper?:
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?:
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?:
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?:
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?:
956.) Throw me some Polish names:
957.) What size shoe do you have?:
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?:
959.) How big is your wardrobe?:
960.) How much do you weigh?:
961.) How tall are you?:
962.) Do you have cankles?:
963.) Do you have fat wrists?:
964.) Fat thighs?:
965.) Do you shave your toes?:
966.) Do you shave your legs?:
967.) How often?:
968.) How about those armpits?:
969.) Are you a germophobe?:
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?:
971.) How many legs do you have?:
972.) Do you have braces?:
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?:
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?:
975.) Do you snore?:
976.) Do you have your own room?:
977.) Do you have an over-active bladder?:
978.) How about an over-active pooper?:
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?:
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?:
981.) How about Tim Curry?:
982.) Are you ticklish?:
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?:
984.) A lesbian aunt?:
985.) Do you like salad?:
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?:
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?:
988.) Are you artsy?:
989.) Do you like to eat pie?:
990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?:
991.) What’s your favourite pie flavour?:
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?:
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?:
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?:
995.) Do you like cheese?:
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?:
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?:
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?:
999.) Was it a waste of your time?:
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: