FORT LEONARD WOOD — An Army soldier attending basic training died from a massive rush of blood to his penis after firing the M2 .50-caliber machine gun for the first time, sources confirmed. Pvt. Alvero Rojas was six weeks into his basic training when his unit went to the range for familiarizat…

We nearly had an incident like this when I was at Fort Leonard Wood. It’s a shame the army doesn’t have safety measures in place for stuff like this.

Aron “Deuce” Erlichman was the lead singer of Hollywood Undead, a popular rap/rock band.  Deuce decided to quit the band a few months ago to launch a solo career. Since then, Deuceclaims he has been a target of the former band member’s anger and threats.

   On May 25, Deuce performed at Angels & Kings — a Hollywood hotspot.  After his gig, Deuce left the club and claims his former bandmates were “lying in wait.” Deuce claims when they spotted him, they jumped him and went to town — punching, kicking and stomping on him. Deuce says a friend of his was injured as well while trying to defend him.

   Deuce says he was badly hurt and went to cops, alleging former bandmates Dylan
   ”FunnyMan” Alvarez and Jorel “J-Dog” Decker were the primary culprits. Deuce also told cops the two dudes had someone videotape the attack — which he believes means the attack was premeditated.

   Now, Deuce plans to sue — and has already hired legal pitbull Donald Karpel.

—  Metal Injections cover of Deuce leaving HU

Anonymous said: What do you guys think about your kids?

  DD: Aradia’s a good kid, real smart.
HB: He needs t’ stick up more for himself (an’ talk t’ girls more) but Tavros ain’t a bad kid. ‘Wonder why he likes fairies so damn much though…
CD: Ooh, Sollux is so great!! He’s real smart, and he’s great with computers!! And he pushes me on the swings at the park!!
SS: Karkat I guess ain’t so bad… when he’s not bein’ a PISSY LITTLE SHIT. ((Mun Note: I’d like to apologize for taking a while on this ask, this is my first time seriously drawing the troll kids/stabdad kids so it took me a while to get everyone down. I hope that they look alright!  We’ve also reached nearly 170 followers on this blog!  Thank you so much for following us and favoriting and reblogging our posts, and thank you for all the great asks we’ve gotten so far!))