destroying something beautiful

The signs as movie quotes...

Aries: “I wanted to destroy something beautiful.” - Fight Club

Taurus: “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?” - Stand By Me

Gemini: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” - The Usual Suspects

Cancer: “ I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” - Say Anything

Leo: “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” - The Shawshank Redemption

Virgo: “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” - 10 Things I Hate About You

Libra: “At least you’ll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.” - Amélie

Scorpio: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Sagittarius: “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” - Dead Poets Society

Capricorn: “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” - A Streetcar Named Desire

Aquarius: “Now you’re looking for the secret, but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled.“  - The Prestige

Pisces: “Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.” - The Lion King

Do you really think Noct would take something as broken as you back…?

Those who know me, know that I tend to hurt the chars I like the most :’)  smts I think I’m like that fight club quote “I just want to destroy something beautiful”. Oh well. Another scene of imprisoned!Prompto. this time with Ardyn, torturing his mind more than his body. I think, this whole time frame will be also the dlc content of Prompto’s dlc. (for Gladio it’ll be when he’s gone to do “his business” n for Iggy,… the time in Altissia is a bit too short despite the heavy impact it had. So maybe smth of the 10 years he had to learn to deal with his blindness? #Dardevil!Ignis)

Another piece that broke my back n that I like quite a lot. Hence, you can find it in my Etsy shop ;)

Happy (late) Birthday, Nao-senpoi ;;;w;;;

I’m so sorry!! I wanted to finish this before your b-day (but I failed). I hope you had a wonderful day with your family and friends <3333



Shall we Date? Wizardess Heart+ - Klaus Goldstein’s Sequel CGs

ficlet: all the glory that i bare (even/isak)

Summary: Isak buzzes his hair off on a dare. Even suffers through the five stages of grief. (a.k.a., yes, I wrote a ficlet in response to Tarjei’s new haircut. Sorry not sor—you know what, yes, actually I am very sorry.) Can also be found on AO3 here.


When Isak walks through the door, Even does a double take.

Okay, maybe it’s more like a quintuple take. Who’s counting?

“What did you do to your hair?” he blurts, and it maybe comes out a little sharper than intended, because Isak winces pretty hard at his tone.

But…he just walked through the door…like that. Like it was no big deal. Like the Earth hadn’t just shifted on its fucking axis. Like Even’s entire reality wasn’t suddenly crumbling around him.

So, yeah. Faced with this…this travesty…Even can hardly be blamed for his reaction.

“Is it bad?” Isak asks, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. “We got so drunk last night, and I can remember Magnus daring me to buzz it off but I honestly don’t remember actually doing it.”

Even’s going to find Magnus. He’s going to find Magnus, and he’s going to have words with him. Man to man. Dude to dude. Fist to face.

Okay, maybe not that last one. Even’s not a violent guy.

But still.

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Gayle Waters-Waters {Sentence Starters}

  • “I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in ONE minute!”
  • “We all need to look our best. That’s why I suggest we each wear two pantsuits.”
  • “So I get in my car and start flooring it in reverse down the highway, flipping the bird out my sunroof…”
  • “Look at me, I’m a monster. I’ve destroyed something beautiful.”
  • “I’m fine. Got a little singed in there, but not the end of the world.”
  • “So, I stole a pig, blamed _____ for it, and he/she spent a night in the big house.”
  • “I’ve never felt more out of place and more uncomfortable.”
  • “It’s the kind of embarrassment that you feel in your ass. Most embarrassment you feel in your stomach. This is ass embarrassment.”
  • “You see, I’d been up the past two days and nights trying to make a bread suit so I could sneak into the sold out crouton expo.”
  • “I’d take him out in the backyard and mess him up like a leaf pile.”
  • “Quiche is just pizza that went to private school.”
  • “Well, I got news for you asshole: I rigged that thing with C-4 so that when I go, it goes.”
  • “So, I black out from the rage. Then I come to covered in Hollandaise sauce.”
  • “Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!”
  • “If _____ rescued a pitbull, then I’m rescuing a shark!”
  • “I can’t go in until this song’s over!”
  • “This is a dish towel. We need a hand towel! What are we, BARBARIANS?”
  • “I won’t be for long if you keep looking so damn fine.”
  • “Nothing gets me hot like a decorative twig bundle.”
  • “What would you have done?”
  • “I called the Coast Guard and asked them to airlift me out, but they won’t.”
Non-Essential Data

9S and 21O get frustrated with the fact that 2B and 6O won’t ask each other out.  Dating: HACKED.

“Pod, what data do you have on this?” 2B’s voice seemed normal enough, or it would’ve if 9S hadn’t been working with her long enough to recognize the slight hint of excitement in her voice.

“This species of plant was commonly referred to as ‘lilac’ by humanity,” came Pod 042’s monotone reply. 9S couldn’t help but attribute a degree of amusement to the Pod’s response, though he knew he was imagining it.

“Take an image and transmit the data to 6O.”

“Working… data transmission complete.”

9S sighed, “How many is that now?”

“Unit 2B has cataloged and transmitted visual data on 179 flowering plant species to Operator 6O,” Pod 153 responded.

“It was a rhetorical question Pod.” 9S shook his head. “2B?”

The android turned to her partner, the slight upward curve of her lips quickly replaced by a look of concern.  “What is it?”

“You’ve been sending 6O a lot of pictures of flowers… are you ever gonna–”

“Going to what?”

“Y'know…” 9S paused, “ask her out?

2B recoiled as if burned.  “What?! No… of course not.  I couldn’t. I’m just…”

“…sending her pictures of every flower we come across?”

2B scoffed, her usual emotionless mask slipping back into place. “It’s important to ensure that my operator’s morale is high in order to maintain mission effectiveness.”

“Yeah, yeah… morale… mission effectiveness.  Got it.”

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’ Lose an hour, gain an hour. ’
’ This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. ’
’ Do you hear me now? ’
’ Okay, I got it. Shit, I lost it. ’
’ Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. ’
’ Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died? ’
’ What are you doing? ’
’ Fight Club was the beginning. ’
’ Turn the wheel now, come on! ’
’ You have to know the answer to this question! ’
’ If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? ’
’ I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? ’
’ Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ’
’ I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. ’
’ Hey, you created me. ’
’  Take some responsibility! ’
’ This is it - ground zero. ’
’ Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? ’
’ People are always asking me if I know, _______. ’
’ With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. ’
’ I can’t think of anything. ’
’ I wonder how clean that gun is. ’
’ Ah… flashback humor. ’
’ This is crazy… ’
’ People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… ’
’ Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! ’
’ Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse… ’
’ Look at me… or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn. ’
’ First you have to give up, first you have to know… not fear… ’
’ Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem. ’
’ You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? ’
’ In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. ’
’ That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory. ’
‘ I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. ’
’ I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. ’
’ Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! ’
’ It’s getting exciting now, two and one-half. ’
’ I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. ’
’ Now answer me, why do people think that I’m you. ’
’ Why do people think that I’m you? Answer me! ’
’ Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? ’
’ My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. ’
’ I am Jack’s smirking revenge. ’
’ Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. ’
’ I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ’
’ All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. ’
’ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. ’
’ I am free in all the ways that you are not. ’
’ They’re gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. ’
’ It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. ’
’ What’s the smell? ’
’ Is that your blood? ’
’ Oh, it’s late. Hey, thanks for the beer. ’
’ I should find a hotel. ’
’ Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask. ’
’ You call me because you need a place to stay. ’
’ Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask. ’
’ Would - would that be a problem? ’
’ Can I stay at your place? ’
’ Is it a problem for you to ask? ’
’ You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. ’
’ I felt like destroying something beautiful. ’
’ You’re not how much money you have in the bank. ’
’ You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. ’
’ You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ’
’ When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… ’
’ Listen up, maggots. You are not special. ’
’ You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. ’
’ You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ’
’ On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. ’
’ The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. ’
’ Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya. ’
’ The things you own end up owning you. ’
’ Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? ’
’ C'mon, do me this one favor. ’
’ How much can you know about yourself, you’ve never been in a fight? ’
’ I don’t wanna die without any scars. ’
’ So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. ’
’ Who gives a shit? No one’s watching. What do you care? ’
’ Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? ’
’ Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! ’
’ Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. ’
’ God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. ’
’ Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!  ’
’ Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. ’
’ Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? ’
’ One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items. ’
’ How’s that working out for you? ’
’ You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. ’
’ This is not the worst thing that can happen. ’
’ There are things about you that I like. ’
’ Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry. ’
’  I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone. ’
’ You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re… spectacular in bed… But you’re intolerable! ’
’ You have very serious emotional problems. ’
’ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ’
’ You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. ’
’ Why? So you can pretend like you’re interested? ’
’ Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. ’
’ I’ve got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. ’
’ I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. ’
’ After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. ’
’ Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. ’
’ It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee. ’
’ Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. ’
’ You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. ’
’ You met me at a very strange time in my life. ’
’ Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. ’
’ Yes, these are bruises from fighting. ’
’ I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar. ’
’ Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. ’
’ The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ’
’ You don’t know where I’ve been. ’
’ You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. ’
’ Would you excuse me? I need to take this. ’
’ Uh, well… You’re not gonna believe this… ’
’ I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes… ’
’ I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me. ’
’ Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. ’
’ When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just… waiting for their turn to speak. ’
Chris Fleming/Gayle Waters Waters Inspired Sentence Starters
  • “It’s [year]. Could we stop throwing girls in the pool? Every time a guy flirtatiously pushes a girl in the pool, the Devil cries a joyous tear of axe body spray.”
  • “____, this is a dish towel! We need a HAND towel! What are we, barbarians?”
  • “Are you trying to get punched with my legs?”
  • “It’s like putting out a dip at a party and calling it a baked Gouda Asiago dip when everybody knows it’s just microwaved Velveeta.”
  • “You’re not some Victorian piece of string cheese holding in her period until she’s whisked off her size 4 glass slippers by her prince.”
  • “Quiche is just pizza that went to private school.”
  • “And _____’s/you’re jazzing around all proud of [pronoun]/yourself like a seagull that just pulled off a Dorito heist at the beach.”    
  • “I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute!”
  • “You’re far too confident for an adult in the backseat right now!”
  • “Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we sit!”
  • “Well, I got news for you, asshole. I rigged that thing with C-4 so that when I go, it goes.”
  • “I’ve never felt more out of place and more uncomfortable.”
  • “So I stole a pig, blamed _____ for it, and he/she/they spent a night in the big house.”
  • “So I black out from the rage and I come to, covered head to toe in Hollandaise sauce.”
  • “If _____ rescued a pitbull, then I’m rescuing a shark!”
  • “I’m gonna go put myself on Craigslist.”
  • “You can’t handle the pressure of a Latin American dish.”
  • “The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet.”
  • “When _____ asks ‘How was Taco Tuesday?’ I don’t want to say IT WAS A GODDAMN MESS!”
  • “I call the Coast Guard and ask them to airlift me out, but they won’t.”
  • “He looked at my grocery load and said, ‘Looks like someone’s makin’ quesadillas tonight’. You don’t know me, asshole.”
  • “I’ll admit, exposing myself in front of the entire town while provoking local wildlife was not my finest moment.”
  • “Okay, Cinderella, get in your butternut squash and get to third with the prince, because you got to go to the ball!”
  • “Panera is just McDonald’s that studied abroad in France.”
  • “I love to get post-traumatic stress during my lunch.”
  • “People say that if you play Mozart while you’re sleeping, it makes you smarter. I think conversely, if you play Smash Mouth, it’s gonna make you a little bit dumber.”
  • “I would like to have unveiled them to the world for my own financial gain but alas. At the same time, nobody needs or wants to see this shit.”
  • “Look at me, I’m a monster. I destroyed something beautiful.”
  • “You faked your own death to have Edible Arrangements sent to your home.”
  • “_____ went to art school so she’s a functional illiterate.”
  • “I had to stay home and guard the couscous chest. I’m understaffed.”
  • “I will roast you like a pepper!”
  • “Not to worry, ____. I can’t afford another manslaughter count. Not after what happened at Cinnabon.”

Your… Your leg

There is a lot of talk about Papa III’s death and I’m just


Please Tarallucci Fattincasa

Don’t kill him. I understand the appeal of destroying something beautiful but please don’t take away from us this pure perv, this precious meme lord, don’t be our George Martin—


anonymous asked:

Do you have any fics where Allison is the villain? She doesn't have to be a big bad, but just someone who fucks things up for the other characters?

Sure! - Anastasia

Originally posted by onlyateendreamerdiary

Pickpocket by Unknown

(1/1 I 3,638 I Teen I Sterek I Rape)

“I felt like destroying something beautiful,” Stiles says. Derek can understand that. “But I never wanted to destroy you.”

Swapped by Aurum18

(13/? I 9,834 I Teen I Sterek)

What if Derek Hale was Scott’s broody best friend and Stiles was the snarky Stilinski kid whose family died in a fire not too long ago?
What if Scott was never bitten and Derek was a turned wolf?

Let’s just say Season One is not the same….

Heathens by Hayjake1

(10/? I 17,703 I Mature I Scallison)

AU where the pack are criminals recruited/forced into a top secret government mission. Because there’s no way that can go wrong.

What You Can’t See by darkmagess

(9/9 I 52,440 I Teen I Sterek)

A new threat comes to Beacon Hills, putting all its supernatural inhabitants in danger. A true alpha and banshee are rare and valuable quarry, but Stiles and Derek are the easiest targets.

Tie Me Down by VincentMeoblinn

(32/? I 91,671 I Explicit I Sterek)

Welcome to Hunter Ranch, California’s only Cock Ranch and Golf Course with a male only clientele… owned by a family of hunters. For some there is too much history, but Derek has a business plan that will unite them as a pack. What Derek’s friendship with Allison has led him to forget is that you NEVER cross a hunter.

anonymous asked:

Im so sorry if the timing of this question is wrong but do you not think "otayuri" relationship is kinda pedophilic, I know the age gap isn't that large but still yurio's a minor and otabek is an adult and i don't know?? No hate on your work of course I adore it but what your opinion,like how would you feel if that happened IRL idk

No, I don’t. When I write Otayuri I age them up save for one of my fics. While Otabek is nineteen canon and Yurio is sixteen which in many places is the age of consent. It’s a little over three years. I’ve seen much worse in real life.

Frankly, this topic is getting very old and usually brought up by those who really have no clue what real pedophilia is. Three years. Big deal. If Otabek was forty and had a thing for little ten year old Suzie next door, I’d have a problem. But three years and they are both OF CONSENT. Honestly, that should be end discussion right there but of course it’s not.

And yeah, the timing is kinda crappy.

Sorry if it seems like an attack, but this pathetic argument needs to be buried and put to rest. I’ve testified in child pornography/pedophilia cases and this is NOT pedophilia. This is just an attempt to divide the fandom apart even more and destroy something beautiful.

And yeah, this has kinda made me angry. I’m laying in a hospital bed coming to terms with everything that’s happened since Saturday. Gripping with the reality that I could have died and am trying to find joy in the things I enjoy and have kept me living.

This isn’t even important.