destroying my liver

I’m here to tell you today that your degrees, the ones you toiled to get, the ones you actually took classes to earn, those degrees, will basically do nothing. Let me clarify. You can’t exchange your degree for cash. You can’t have a degree audition or interview for you. You can not eat it. Please don’t make love to it. You can maybe smoke it but I wouldn’t advise it. A college degree collects dust. It does nothing. It does however mean something. It represents something, to yourself and your community. It tells your community. “I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn’t give up. I pushed through. I made it, man.
—  Charlie Day

Off to Nashville for a family reunion/bday and to destroy my liver. Lol. More than likely I will be snapping throughout the trip of my drunkenness, good food, and my crazy ass family. So if you have it you’re fortunate. Lol

ProfError-[EdgyShadowChan26]-Last Sunday at 10:23 PM

SHIT MAN I AM THE BEST AROUND look at me when I walk into the room people go silent and uncomfortable and they LEAVE jesustapdancingchristonarug this is just my LIFE IN A NUTSHELL

Oh no- there they go too- EVERYONES LEAVIN ME

Ruen | Dr. Fallen [Wildpaw]-Last Sunday at 10:24 PM

She follows Whip, grinning.

ProfError-[EdgyShadowChan26]-Last Sunday at 10:24 PM

this is what I get for being the worst person in existence, fuckn yay me I hope I got a goddamn blue stupid fckn ribbon for trying

HEY LOOK AT ME, my life is terrible and im dyin alone but at least I have a cheap ribbon reminding me I tried and fckn failed

oh god.

Am I alone.

what a stupid question, HELL YES I AM FOREVER AND EVER

I scared them off. Man where is my fckn blue ribbon I EXPECT ONE NOW

Holy shit worst person ever award I think I deserve a misery sandwich made of my own tears and my destroyed liver from years of alchohol abuse and regret

wait I dont have a liver.

I’m a skeleton.

OH MAN OH GEE OH GOLLY FCKN GUM DROPS

NO THATS RIGHT I HAVE MY PHD

Genius over here

oh wait I know

its because of the vodka. Killed half my braincells like a BOSS

thats how you fckn do it, damnit I deserve to lose every single one of those damn assholes WHAT HAVE BRAINCELLS EVER DONE FOR ME

wait I’m a skeleton

I DONT HAVE A BRAIN

how the HELL DID I GET MY PHD

WHAT THE HELL AM I

HOW AM I TALKING RIGHT NOW I HAVE NO LIPS

oh god

And all my stupid fckn new friends left me

(HEy THATS OK I know he’s insane and fun to watch!)

THATS RIGHT YOU WERE ALL GONNA BE MY FCKN BFFS ungrateful assholes

I mean actually

they should be goddamn happy because holy shit I CANT EVEN STAND MYSELF

thats literally the best goddamn thing to do for them is to get as far as hell away from them and like fckn bury myself in the sand

wait theres a fckn graveyard oh HELL YES

OH HELL YES move over other stupid fckn skeletons I’m crawlin into a grave and burying myself

YOUR WELCOME YOU STUPID UNGRATEFUL NEW FCKN FRIENDS IM GONNA SUFFOCATE IN THE GROUND TO KEEP YOU SORRY ASSHOLES AWAY FROM ME

wait im a skELETON I CANT SUFFOCATE CAN I

oh god this whole stupid fckn thing makes no sense, I make no sense

I’m gonna go back to drinking and like, pretend everything is okay. Which its not. Because I’m still me.

NO ONE LIKES ERRORS

We’re all stupid and awful OH I SEE HOW IT IS

He takes another swig from his flask

HEY KNOW WHAT

I dont even know what I’m doing anymore

I mean I cant see straight, which is probably fine

because I think i’m super fuckn gay

maybe, I dunno

oh wait hell yes I am I forgot

OH RIGHT BAD MEMORY = ERRORS HAVE BAD MEMORY HUR HUR

so FUCKIN FUNNY

Thank god I’m fittin all these stupid error fckn character tropes

who the hell would I be if I WASNT

okay wait

I have a great fckn idea

I say, to no one around me

because I’m alone. And no one likes me.

Because guess WHAT THE FCK IS GOING ON HERE

I’m so horrible the food venders left their fckn posts

SO ALL THAT SHIT IS FAIR GAME

I’m going to eat every single thing

and feel fat and be disgusted with myself as I do on a daily basis

oh god what, why am I so awful

thats my entire personality

like WHAT ELSE EVEN AM I BUT A SELF LOATHIN PIECE OF- you know what who gives a shit I want some free tacos

Proferror SCORES FOUR TACOS! LEVEL UP!

OH HELL YES, FOUR TACOS

man its my only dream in life comin true

stealing tacos from an empty food court

because my life is a lie and everyone hates me

except you, tacos

you like me

Tacos would you like to be my friend? Hell yes you fckn do

but tacos you did not take this into account

IM A FCKN TACO CANNIBAL

OH HELL YES BYE TACO! He eats one taco

he then, lifts up the second taco, and does voice acting “OH HOLY SHIT YOU ATE MY MOM”

“YOUR MOM WAS DELICIOUS”

“YOU SICK ASSHOLE”

“AHAHAHAH GUESS WHOS NEXT?!” he eats a second taco

“WHAT THE FUCK YOU ATE MY BROTHER”

“Your brother was a bit too SPICY FOR MY TASTE BUT I ATE HIM JUST FOR YOU”

“YOU SICK STUPID FUCKIN MONSTER STOP EATING MYFAMILY”

“HELL NO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO”

“eh heheheheehheheh. Oh shit. You know what, I do still have your FATHER HERE WHO NEEDS TO GET EATEN.”

“WHAT NO!? NOT MY POP POP!”

“Oh hell yes I’m going to eat your pop pop and not in the fckn fun way”

“IM EATING HIM TO LIKE FCKN KILL HIM this is fckn hannibal lecter town population YOU AND FCKN ME and your dad”

“YOU PSYCHOTIC JERK”

“CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU STUPID TACO IM FUCKIN INTO IT”

“Oh god what are you like sexually turned on by like, being treated like garbage?”

“UM HELL YES I AM TACO-CHAN”

“Taco-chan?! ONLY MY FAMILY CAN CALL ME THAT”

“WELL YOU KNOW WHAT TACO-CHAN!?” Proferror chooses to consume taco-dad

“YOU HAVE NO FAMILY LEFT TO CALL YOU ANYTHIN YOU LIL BITCH”

Proferror now decides to laugh maniacally, while climbing up on top of one of the food court stands “THATS IT!” The taco screamed “I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

“ ‘Wait Taco-chan! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!’ The Professor replied in horror. 'WAIT COME BACK!’ 'NO NEVER!’ Screamed Taco-chan!” The professor held the Taco out as far as possible over the ledge. “ 'I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, YOU MURDERED MY FAMILY BY EATING THEM LIKE A FCKN STUPID PIECE OF ASSHOLE SHIT’ 'WOAH LANGUAGE!’ ”

“YOU DESERVE THE WORST LANGUAGE, PROFESSOR. You ate them…. BUT I WILL NOW ALLOW YOU THE CHANCE TO EAT ME! ”

“WAIT- NO- NO TACO-CHAN WAIT! NOOOOO!”

The professor drops the Taco about ten feet. It breaks. Poor taco organs- such as lettuce, meat, cheese, or whatever. Spills onto the ground

“OH GOD NO TACO CHAN”

Welp okay Taco-chan is dead

and my dream of eating four tacos in a row is also dead

alas once again my life is awful and gross and full of horrendousness

thats ok Taco-chan had it coming

their father ran a horrible organization which survived off of child labor

so, half the fckn world, essentially

Walmart, thats it

YOU KNOW WHAT

OKAY NEXT GAME

Lets play

a game of

jump off the roof and see what bones I break

I am literally made of bones and only bones so I’ll def know which ones break

Proferror leaps off the building. He hits the ground “ OW oh hell yes, ouch.”

He sits up, examining himself. His bones are fine. He’s in perfect physical condition. Mentally he probably needs a lot of fckn medication

OH THANK GOD NOTHING BROKE

THATS WHAT I WANTED

I wanted to be physically unhurt

I wasnt trying to go for BREAKING SOMETHING AT FUCKIN ALL

maybe I should just do it myself

wait not that’ll hurt

ACTUALLY IM COOL WITH HURTING

Look at all tHESE NEW FRIENDS WHO LEFT ME- INCLUDING TACO-CHAN

Taco didn’t know it yet, but we were gonna be bffs

I mean thats somethin Errors do, murder your family and kidnap you until you love them

WAIT A MINUTE HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND

I should start kidnapping family members

and maybe not doing like cannibalism

just kill em outright and steal some poor soul

and like use that good ol stockholm to get them to love me

though, I mean, I dont even love me.

I fckn hate me god I’m a horrible piece of terrible trash

and MAN I DESERVE TO GET FCKN WRECKED

((im still goin I apologize)

Like man you know what I need

somone to shove me down and like remind me what shit I am

I’d LOVE A GOOD OL NIGHT OF SAD TWISTED REGRET

especially if I fckn cried at the end

like man that would be fckn sweet

but I havent cried since the great war of 82

a war of which I WAS NOT IN

BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY BEIN A GODDAMN MOTHERFCKN SCIENTIST

probably, I cant remember what I ACTUALLY DID

but IM ASSUMIN I WAS A SUPER BADASS SCIENTIST BEFORE I ERRORED THE FCK OUT

and became this sexy as shit nightmare

man tho poor Taco-chan

I still wanted to kill them with my mouth

YOU KNOW WHAT

Im going to eat Taco-chan

(I think anoter error is gonna show up  )

(I mean maybe who knows)

Error walks over to Taco-chan. Their body is a sad heap on the ground

Aww poor Taco-chan, I always FCKN HATED YOU

He sits down, and picks up the pieces, shoving them in his mouth “EVEN MGGFFF IN DEAFF- YOU CANNOT ESCAPEE ME”

Well ok thats done- wow p sure that was dirt

yeah no that was lots of dirt

mostly dirt, even

I LITERALLY JUST ATE DIRT

and you know what

its like true fckn cannibalism

because Im dirt

and ALSO GARBAGE SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK EVER

IM EATING MORE DIRT

FUCK YOU WORLD AND YOUR STANDARDS

IM EATING WHAT I WANT!

E R R 0 R - Ninjatore-Last Sunday at 10:58 PM

he enters the food court and glances at the prof doing weird shit …
he tilts his head confused …

ProfError-[EdgyShadowChan26]-Last Sunday at 10:58 PM

and with that, Proferror starts shoving dirt in his mouth. Holy hell, thinks the audience. What a smart guy. He’s so great and smart, eating dirt like that to defy an awful classist elitest social system- THATLL SHOW THE WORLD WHOS FCKN BOSS

Prof stops, glancing over to Error “….” He has a handful of dirt shoved in his mouth

E R R 0 R - Ninjatore-Last Sunday at 10:59 PM

… …

wh-what t-th-the fu-fuck ar-are yo-you do-doi-doing . ..

ProfError-[EdgyShadowChan26]-Last Sunday at 10:59 PM

He spits it out. The dirt falls on the ground “….I’m roleplaying.”

things u may be missing right now on the 2SPOOKY segment of extra life

  • kerry: you know, it’s really sinking in that I just ate hair
  • kerry: what is this 420?!?
  • [quiet chanting of “murder! murder! murder!” in the background]
  • “SANTA DOESNT EXIST ITS YOUR FUCKING PARENTS" “YOU JUST DESTROYED INNOCENCE”
  • “my liver was beautiful 30 years ago” -gus, right before chugging alcohol straight out of the bottle
  • kerry: look, its 2spooky, 3spoopy, 4…. spocky, ..5….. for the kids…
  • miles: what are they doing? what are they doing?!? what the fuck are they doing? oh, they’re moving a couch
  • miles: I hope you fucking die   kerry: i probably will
  • kerry: hey guys? I’m fucking miles.
  • “this is boring”   “OOOH GET FUCKIN WREK’D!!!”
  • gus: I wrote… some terrible things….. awful, awful things… for everybody here to do.. nobody knows
  • barbara: hey guys, seriously, maybe no more shots?   gus: THREE MORE SHOTS
  • WHAT IS HOMEMADE CHEESE
  • *wheel alarm goes off* everyone: *cries of horror*
  • gus: you know what? I’ve drank more than them. and /fuck/ them
  • WE CAN’T SAY NO HE’S OUR BOSS
  • miles: what we’re trying to do is raise money for kids, that’s what we’re trying to do here today- but fuck gus, seriously, FUCK gus
  • gus: someone threw it away :(
  • gus: I want to say something. I started this company. YOU ALL HAVE JOBS BECAUSE OF ME. *high-fives Miles*
  • miles: I LOVE THIS FUCKING WHEEL *five minutes later* miles: I’m legitimately sorry
  • “STOP SPINNING THE FUCKING WHEEL” “I’VE DONE SIX SHOTS”
  • “Recap: Gus wrote ‘fight dracula’. Gus doesn’t know what it means anymore”
TIL
  • the methotrexate has started destroying my liver
  • i’m allergic to the migraine medicine
  • I don’t actually have to wait an hour between the first 2 medicines of the day. i can take them together. i’ve been keeping an extra hour of roza every day for the past month for no reason other than the fact that my rheumatologist in karachi was full of shit 

anonymous asked:

I'd like to see you write a fic where Cloud and Genesis work at competing bookshops right across from each other.

This Ain’t a Novel
Genesis Rhapsodos/Cloud Strife; side Zack Fair/Angeal Hewley


“I’ll report back in ten.”

“You have five. I’m paying you, remember.” 

“Oh, come on! I—alright, I’ll be back in five.” 

Genesis watched Zack slip out of the shop with pursed lips.  He rearranged tea packets for a full thirty seconds before his resolve crumbled and he pressed his face to the glass along the front of the store.  Zack was already inside the enemy’s lair. Genesis almost wanted to send him a prayer.  Return uninjured.  At the very least, return with good news.  That’s worth a small injury. 

Zack did not come back for a full twenty minutes, and Genesis was furious.  “What the hell?” he roared when his best friend guiltily slid inside.  He never would have cursed during business hours, but… 

Rhapsodize was empty.   

Utterly empty, other than the two of them. 

And it was all because of the bookstore across the street that had opened two weeks previous.  It was new, snazzy, hip.  And it kept snatching away Genesis’ customers.

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DAY 3041

Jalsa, Mumbai                 July  28/29,  2016                Thu/Fri  2:16 am




Birthday - EF - Amar/Renu Brar

Friday, July 29, 2016

Love and happiness always for the birthday Ef Amar, Renu .. wishes for a wonderful day and greetings from us all .. 


In gracious acknowledgement of all those that spend hours over my pictures and create some astounding art work .. there are several more and many others that construct these extraordinary paintings, but it is the few that I can mention here so there is no need to feel any kind of discrimination .. 

Love one love all ..


World Hepatitis Day July 28th 2016 and it is being celebrated in India in Mumbai .. a moment of commitment and support to this most noble venture .. one that live close to me and my heart .. primarily because I am a victim of this virus due to my accident in ‘Coolie’ when almost 60 bottles of blood was needed for me and one donor among the 200 that came forward carried the Australian Antigen hep B virus, detected in my body after almost 20 years when it had destroyed 75% of my liver .. I live on 25% only,  a condition which in medical parlance is referred to as cirrhosis of the liver, one that is associated with alcoholics .. and I am not ..

Awareness and detection is most important .. it is a silent killer this Hep B and if not found out in time can be lethal ..

The conference speaks of many statistics and details in numbers which is quite staggering .. and I stand there today to commit myself absolutely in furthering the cause ..

Many compliments are paid by dignitaries that caress and cajole me for my involvement .. but I am not here for compliments .. I am here for the cause, a cause that is much much larger and important than a few words of praise .. my face and voice if it can influence the common man to undergo regular tests, for pregnant women to ensure vaccination within 24 hours of delivery of the child, for organisations in deep authority to allocate funds and programs to help in structuring this menace, for clean sanitation and water resources to be made available, for the education of those that are deprived of the basics so they can understand and continue to teach basics to others, if needles for transfusions in blood be kept clean and sterilised, … then we have the makings of an environment that shall give us protection from this deadly disease ..

The medications are wearing off .. they be reduced in intensity .. I can feel the strength of revitalised body taking over .. the gym does not look too far removed .. the stride has a bit of a bounce .. and words flow out in quick succession .. this is good .. and may it remain so .. 



My love to all ..

Amitabh Bachchan