How Frank Became Destroya's Backup Vocalist
  • Gerard:Okay guys, which of you wants to sing Destroya live with me?
  • Frank:ME ME ME ME ME ME
  • Mikey:You mean moan? I'm not up for that shit, count me out.
  • Frank:COUNT ME IN
  • Gerard:Shut up Mikey. You can't moan with me until you get your awkward knees reconstructed anyways.
  • Frank:MY KNEES AREN'T THAT AWKWARD PICK ME
  • Ray:I'm with Mikey. I love you Gee but not enough to make sex noises on stage with you.
  • Frank:ILY ENOUGH TO MAKE SEX NOISES ON STAGE WITH YOU
  • Gerard:Dammit Toro you're supposed to be my main backup vocalist!
  • Frank:BUT GEE I CAN SING TOO
  • Gerard:UGh. Who do I know that's both extremely homoerotic with me on stage and will voluntarily make orgasm sounds with me?
  • Frank:
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  • Gerard:Frank no we already kiss, dry hump and feel each other up on stage. All we need is for everyone to see/hear us moaning in sync before our wives are also convinced that we have the hots for each other.
  • Frank:but I thought we did have the hots for each other
  • Gerard:we do but nobody knows that
  • Frank:gerard bby trust me everyone already knows