Gerard:Okay guys, which of you wants to sing Destroya live with me?
Frank:ME ME ME ME ME ME
Mikey:You mean moan? I'm not up for that shit, count me out.
Frank:COUNT ME IN
Gerard:Shut up Mikey. You can't moan with me until you get your awkward knees reconstructed anyways.
Frank:MY KNEES AREN'T THAT AWKWARD PICK ME
Ray:I'm with Mikey. I love you Gee but not enough to make sex noises on stage with you.
Frank:ILY ENOUGH TO MAKE SEX NOISES ON STAGE WITH YOU
Gerard:Dammit Toro you're supposed to be my main backup vocalist!
Frank:BUT GEE I CAN SING TOO
Gerard:UGh. Who do I know that's both extremely homoerotic with me on stage and will voluntarily make orgasm sounds with me?
Gerard:Frank no we already kiss, dry hump and feel each other up on stage. All we need is for everyone to see/hear us moaning in sync before our wives are also convinced that we have the hots for each other.
Frank:but I thought we did have the hots for each other