destroy the problem

ATTENTION WORLD: Tapping on the window will NOT make the sea turtle come over to you

Pro tip: It also doesn’t work for sharks, fish, stingrays, or any other animal at a zoo or aquarium. Please stop pestering my animals.

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Harry Potter+Sherlock

“I DON’T CARE!“ Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!”
“You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

anonymous asked:

If Mary's real name is Rosamund, then she might be named after the medieval Rosamund (nickname "Rose of the World" of the 12th century) who was brutally murdered by her rival Queen Eleanor for falling in love with the King. I bet Mary sees herself this way: the innocent victim of a love triangle, beautiful and pure - slaughtered by her cold-hearted rival because they competed for the same man's love. It's pretty disgusting when you think about it.

Yep, exactly Nonny! People have also linked her / the baby with the poet Rosamund Marriott Watson as well. 

Mmm, and to add salt to the wound, Mary then she goes and names her own child after herself because she wants John to never forget her (paralleling the bride in TAB? “Do not forget me…”). Mary is a manipulator, and you will never convince me otherwise. She wants to keep her claws in John as much as possible.

I’m not even convinced that Rosamund Mary is her real name, to be rather honest, especially since we never find out her “real” last name other than the one on her passport (which I actually believe is her real name, Gabrielle Ashdown); in HLV we find out she got her name “Mary Morstan” from a tombstone… Convenient that her real middle name is the same as that tombstone, I guess? 

She made it up, I think. No doubt that Rosamund means SOMETHING to her (otherwise why the fuck insist on the name going to the child when John wanted “Katherine”), but yeah, I’m really skeptical about the full name. She just wanted to make John miserable.

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***i’m probably no the first one to do this and this post is shitty but the final problem destroyed me and also i know you two, and i know what you could become

AU - Demon Child

  • Name: Genos
  • Alias: Subject 91, Demon Child
  • Rank: None
  • Age:  12 years old
  • Goal: To learn to control himself and find where he belongs.

Genos was ten years old when his village was decimated by a Monster. The lone survivor of the attack and severely wounded, he was found by Doctor Genus and taken to the House of Evolution. Originally, the doctor’s goal was to simply observe how long his body could last under such grievous conditions, but the boy’s immense intellect and his refusal to just die grabbed the Doctor’s attention. He healed Genos, and offered him a chance to evolve, to become stronger and take revenge for his village and family. The child latched on to the offer, thus becoming a willing test subject for Genus to mold.

That initial willingness wavered over time, not due to lack of commitment, but because somewhere along the many experiments performed on him, Genos’s mind began failing, memories blurring through filters of pain, fear, and hatred. The itch for revenge began fading along with the memories of time before the House of Evolution, yet even when Genos’s reluctant respect for Dr. Genus turned into fits of rage at the mere sight of him, the man refused to stop the experiments

In time, the experiments produced results, though not the ones Dr. Genus expected. It seemed the mix of serums applied to the child, coupled with the high levels constant anxiety, had somehow managed to weaken the limiter that kept a human from becoming a monster. During times of high emotional strain or great physical pain, Genos would partially transform into a monster: a chaotic, instinct-driven being of great power. It would’ve been worrying were the House of Evolution not prepared for beings stronger than him. As it was, Genus would merely lock the child into a reinforced room until he tired himself out and returned to normal.

It was obvious the unforeseen results were not going to put a stop to the man’s experimentation, leaving Genos with only one option: escape. His mind might’ve been duller than before the experiments started, but he was still agile and resourceful enough to use a moment of crisis in the laboratory to make a breakout.

Now Genos focuses on staying out of Dr. Genus’s grasp while trying to find out who he once was, and where he belongs. He’d worry about learning to control his own aggressive tendencies later.

I don’t have an attitude problem, your face has an attitude problem.


This should be the last Genos-centric one. I wanted to try out non-cyborg/androind, mildly non-human, coupled with smol Genos.

I’m not really sure how Saitama would figure in this yet, but he’d still be 25 years old in this AU, while Genos is 12.

INTP and ENTP featuring "what if you get lost in the woods?"
  • (We had to solve the question for school and Note: we're both veeeeery sleep deprived)
  • INTP: well if you can't find the solution (exit) destroy the problem (woods)
  • ENTP: so you die because you set fire to the woods and you die
  • INTP: okay. ....well you don't have to find the exit. If you officially change the name of the woods into "forest", you aren't lost in the "woods" anymore
  • ENTP: but you're still lost... BUT NOT IN THE WOODS YOU'RE LOST IN THE FOREST YOU'RE A GENIUS
  • XSTX: ....what are you on

Some people are mad about the fact that Reiner, Bertl and Annie are soldier children, brainwashed, forced to do what they did, because “Isayama is making them saints” and that’s “disappointing” and I’m like… they were eleven, and twelve, years old when they destroyed Wall Maria. The problem here is that you actually thought they were devils who wanted to kill 10.000 people with no reason.

anonymous asked:

i like headcannons a lot :0 can you do chandelure or/and celesteela?

Heck yes, my dude!

Chandelure

* They are always very careful as to not hurt their trainer or pokemon in any way. A trainer means a lot to them, as having a trainer helps them hold back the urge to take people’s souls.

* They can control how bright or how dim their lights are. They’ll use this to help guide their trainers through dark places.

* They’re very serious pokemon, they hardly show any outward emotion towards anything. They may occasionally nudge their trainer affectionately but that’s the most they’ll do. 

Celesteela

* They’re ale to control the speed at which they fly. Because of this, trainers have recently been seen using this as their primary flying pokemon.

* Despite their size, they’re very elegant and gentle pokemon when they want to be. If they’re mad though they’ll have no problem destroying something near them with it’s booster arms.

* They prefer to stay out of any extreme weather, such as snow and rain. It’s possible for them to rust over and this makes it very hard for them to move.

So my headphones broke about a month and a half ago. On one hand it’s actually good for my ears to take a break, but also not being able to listen to my music is fucking torture.

I haven’t been able to get a new pair cause I’ve been just scraping by financially. (my job is giving me less hours since my classes started) But I finally got my financial aid refund, so first thing on my list after paying rent is to get a new set of headphones! Then I’ll finally be able to close myself off from reality again :,)