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ACOTAR domestic headcanons

Ok here’s a list of domestic Nessian and Feysand headcanons because Sarah and I have spent like an hour just shooting headcanons back and forth and we’re both dead with feels at this point. Okay so just imagine:

- Feyre yelling at Rhys for leaving his socks on the floor and the cap off the toothpaste

-  Nesta bitching at Cassian every time he leaves shit laying around. “So you can command the night courts armies but you can’t be bothered to mow the lawn.”

-  Rhys and Feyre fighting about what movie to see. He wants to watch The Notebook for the 100th time. Because Feyre darling if she’s a bird he’s a bird. And Feyre just eye rolling for days. Rhys would totally watch the notebook and make love eyes at Feyre throughout the whole thing and recite every memorable quote to her

-  Nessian arguing about the heating because Nesta’s cold all the time and always has freezing hands and feet and would need the heating to be on high and Cassian would forever be a living breathing furnace and would keep wearing progressively less clothes and sweating his bat ass off as she turns the heating on higher

-  Cassian would get up in Nesta’s face too. “I train warriors all day and come home and cook dinner the least you could do is dry the damn dishes.”

- Cassian being quite tidy because of the discipline he’s had to learn while being in the illyrian camps and nesta being a bit messy and leaving stuff lying around because she’s had people cleaning up after her

- we all know Cassian would definitely cook every night because Nesta is probably able to burn water. He’d come back to the house half burnt down and she’d just scowl at him like it’s his fault she tried to cook.

-  Cassian never having lived with a woman forgetting to put the seat down.

-  Nesta would be a total disaster around the house though. She would learn how to do different chores but cooking would always be something she just can’t crack and she would just let him do it. But just imagine Cassian who’s had to do all this all his life teaching her how to do the laundry and how to properly keep a fire burning in the fireplace because she’s never done that stuff around the house before and she would get frustrated that she’s getting everything wrong and she would feel bad because she’d realise how difficult all of that is and how she’d always let Feyre do it before and he would just tease her to make her snap out of it like ‘the spoiled princess couldn’t get her nails dirty could she?’

-  The laundry she’d be constantly doing because they only ever seem to wear leather.

-  Azriel would just be telling Cassian everything Nesta destroys while he’s away. I hope you didn’t love that shirt because she shrank it. Good news she learned to make spaghetti. Bad news you need a new pot. Az and Amren would have little get togethers sharing secrets but they’d both act like they’re not gossiping cause they’re too cool to enjoy gossip but they’re actually living for the drama

-  imagine Nesta trying to surprise Cass with food when she accepts the mating bond and maybe she wants to make a big thing and she tries to cook or bake something and it’s just this massive fail and she’s close to tears and he’s so moved that he just takes a bite of the thing and eats it with a straight face and she’s hopeful that maybe it’s not that bad like ‘how is it?’ and cass just deadpans ‘absolutely horrible, sweetheart’ but he swallows it anyway

-  And it will be his favorite food too because she asked Rhys. He’ll spend the first week of their mating bond having food poisoning.  He just shows up at the camp looking like he’s been through the war. Rhys will be like haha you must have been busy. Cassian just stares out and says I have food poisoning. She tried so hard to cook I couldn’t not eat it.

-  Elain would be like make him a flower crown Lucien loves it when I do that. He’s an army commander Elain I can’t just make him a flower crown. Nesta later: Umm here Elain helped me make this for you. He’d just look at it like it’s wonderful because she tried but has no idea what to do with it.

- So imagine Nesta Grumpypants Archeron with a mess of a flowercrown where half of the flowers are actually weeds but Elain’s too nice to say anything to her and Nesta just shoves it towards Cass and mumbles ‘hereyougoimadeyouathing’ and when he doesn’t answer immediabtely she’s just like ‘itsstupiditwaselainsideayoucanjustthrowitaway’.  And Cass would put it on just to find out there’s poison ivy or something in it. (ps if anyone wants to draw this, you would make @spelt09 very happy)

-  when they finally have sex Nesta’s going to be super freaked out. He’s gonna have to talk her through it. Constantly asking if she’s okay and if he’s hurting her. i’m always down for kinky nesta but her first time she would probably be freaked out of her mind and i can almost imagine her bracing herself and being like 'just do it’ and cass is like 'sweetheart it doesn’t have to be like that’ and just takes it slow and kisses her and maybe gives her a massage until she relaxes and is extra careful to her every reaction

- Nesta probably doesn’t really get how to flirt without attacking it’s never something she’s had to deal with and she doesn’t like / know how to be vulnerable and actually say nice things to him . The moment they go out in Velaris and girls start hitting on him she’ll probably start mentally comparing herself to them and be insecure.

- Cass is probably the rose petals, candles, and mood music kinda guy just to break the ice and give her something to laugh about. He’s definitely got 'moves’ that he uses just to get into girls’ pants (picture Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love he totally does the Dirty Dancing lift on bar hookups and him in a man bun humming along to Time of My Life) but when it’s someone he actually cares about he’d be so romantic 

Imagine Naruto and Sakura having a little fight and Naruto is still insecure about her feelings, so Sakura grips him firm and tenderly on his chin and says :

“Did I ever tell you? When Pain attacked the village, everything was destroyed and I was so…. beaten, devastated….. I was scared, Naruto and you know what came to mind first? Your name, you Naruto…. and you did what you always do, came and shined away all my fears with your light… you …. you are the person who makes me feel safe, feel loved and…. and my heart is yours.”

Naruto’s eyes go wide and he smiles his sunshine grin.

LWA x Maid Dragon

Okay people, here’s a quick, wild, late night idea : Little Witch Academia charaters in the Kaboyashi-san chi no Maid Dragon universe :

- Diana as Kobayashi, the hard worker.

- Akko as Tohru : destroys everything at first, has a long way to go before turning into a “proper” maid.

- Lotte as Takiya : Diana’s sweet and quiet co-worker, closetted otaku and number one fan of the Nightfall series.

- Sucy as Fafnir : cursed dragon living in a cave, never going out, just making poisons all day. She later comes to the human world, discovers new poisons here and decides to stay so she can study them (and keep using Akko as a guinea pig). Lives with Lotte.

- Constanze as Kanna ? : Dianakko child, quiet but loving, sees Akko as an impressive big sis and Diana as an even more impressing big sis/mom because she can order Akko around and didn’t laugh at her when she found out her passion for human technology. Diana even helps her associating technology and magic on her days off.

- Amanda and Jasna as Constanze’s human friends : Amanda gets on Akko’s nerves at first but they learn to get along. Diana doesn’t like her habits, but tolerate her as long as she doesn’t put Constanze in trouble. Jasna is a sweet cinnamon roll liked by both moms.

- Hannah and Barbara as Elma : Akko and them are ennemies and can’t see each other at first, but after H&B started living in the human world and working with Diana, things got better bit by bit. They admire Diana as a reliable and very knowledgeable senior and don’t start fights with Akko anymore to not bother her.

Feel free to add or adjust anything you want to these descriptions and the general story ! I haven’t read the Maid Dragon manga, only saw the anime, so I may lack informations to make a real crossover.

@hanasaku-shijin I know you like both animes, so do you have any thought about this ?

Spirits of the Past: A OUAT Historical AU CS/Snowing/HenryxViolet
SUMMARY: Growing up lonely and isolated, all Henry wanted was a family. After the death of his father, he is sent to live with his reclusive grandfather, Professor Gold, at his family’s ancestral estate. It is there, against a backdrop of spies and intrigue, battles plotted and foiled, that Henry learns what it means to have a family. He listens as the spirits of his ancestors recount a centuries-old romance between Mary Margaret and Colonel David Nolan. Meanwhile, Emma, is torn between love and duty when she meets Killian Jones, the dastardly British Captain her brother, David, is tasked with apprehending. Could they be leading Henry to his own budding romance, or will his grandfather’s secrets threaten to destroy everything?

A/N: This story is a retelling of “The Sherwood Ring” by Elizabeth Marie Pope. I have borrowed parts of the plot and dialogue (which I hereby acknowledge), but much has been changed, as I have put a definite OUAT spin on it. Relationships are a bit of a jumble from canon, but hopefully not too unbelievable. This story contains MULTIPLE SHIPS with Henry at its core.  In some ways, it probably more closely resembles the show format of multiple storylines that intertwine with a series of flashbacks. Therefore, I will try to do quick and regular updates as much as I can. If you are just looking for CS, I will probably be doing two one-shots branching off from this story that are told from Killian and Emma’s POV.

And a huge thank you to @snowbellewells for looking this over and giving me your thoughts. Your support and ideas were absolutely invaluable!  Also tagging @kmomof4, @hufflepuffinstorybrooke, @winterbaby89, @hollyethecurious, @krystalsficpage, @jackieorioncat, @nfbagelperson, and anyone else who is interested in updates.

**One last note: No one in this story is without flaws, just like in real life. So you might not always agree with the character’s actions. I’m good with that. And although Neal is Henry’s dad, Emma is not his mother, so there is no Swanfire in this story.

Now, on with the story!

CHAPTER 1: The Girl on the Horse   [AO3] [FF]

Anyway, Henry thought savagely to himself as he tried to lift a large and very clumsy suitcase down from the baggage rack. Anyway, it is my father’s old home, and living with a stuffy old professor doesn’t sound too bad. And I’ve only got a year left until I turn eighteen. And an ancestral house sounds like it would be really cool—

“Oh-! Ouch!” He yelped, as the case landed directly on his toe.

“Hey brother? You alright?” Asked the conductor reproachfully, from where he was standing and chatting with a nun across the aisle. He was a short, roly-poly little man with grey beard and a stocking cap who looked as if he had never smiled a day in his life and Henry briefly wondered how the cute little nun could be so taken with him.

“Yeah, fine.” Adjusting the suitcase so that it was now leaning against his shin and out of the way of the foot traffic, he gave the man a wry smile. “Just a bit heavier than I anticipated. Are we getting near Storybrooke yet?”

Eyeing him over once more and frowning, the conductor huffed and looked down at his watch. “Only about twenty minutes more now, if you’ll take your seat.”

Only about twenty minutes more.

Twenty minutes.

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3 fandoms tag

Found this looking around and wanted to have some fun. :3

RULES: choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends xD

I choose:

Attack on Titan
Naruto
Mystic Messenger

The first character you loved:

Levi
Itachi
Zen

The character you never expected to love so much:

Armin and Berthold (my fav is still Levi though!)
OROCHIMARU OMG
Seven- Saeyoung

The character you relate to most:

Sasha. I eat. the whole. day. Also the anxiety.
Sakura. She’s determined but often doesn’t feel up to the expectations and situations she’s in?
Zen. His will to pursue his dreams.

The character you’d slap:

Eren. He needs to chill. xD
Sasuke. Won’t you try and talk things before trying to kill/ destroy everything?
Jumin. He also needs to chill. x’D

Three favorite characters: (these are in order of preference)

Levi, Armin, Berthold.
Orochimaru, Itachi, Neji or Gaara.
Seven, Saeran, Zen.

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore TwT :/

Mikasa. I still like her but eh :P
Sasuke. Killing Itachi and nearly killing Oro may have influenced this.
Zen? I prefer Seven and Saeran over him right now.

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

Armin! He gets smarter by the day.
Kakuzu. Thread guy used to creep me out, but I love how obsessed by money he is. xD
Yoosung! I thought he was a completely pure and naive boy, but in various occasions he pleasantly surprised me.

3 OTPs: (not writing 3 each because I have no fantasy lol)

BERTxANNIE PLZ OMG/ HistoriaxYmir
ShikamaruxTemari!!!!! MY GOD HOW I LOVE THEM also JirayaxTsunade T__T
ZenxJaehee? 8D

I’m tagging some people- but don’t feel obliged to do it! ^_^

@dragonpigeons @anandinair @nayeonniekim @elvendara @blissfullyintoxicated @serensama @sander-sonia @sorelliena

Okay guys, I normally don’t go into politics but this is really really really really important. You might have heard of it, but the election of our next President is currently taking place in France, so I’ll write this quick words, in both English and French, in hope that a lot of you will read it.

This is me begging you to go vote on May 7th. I kept scrolling on twitter today and all I could see was hashtags terrifying me. #JamaisMacron (Never Macron) #SansMoiLe7Mai (Without me on May 7th)…
On April 25th, we voted for 2 candidates. Despite our hopes, the two names that came out were Emmanuel Macron and Marine Le Pen. You might not know them if you’re not french, but both those names held different stories.
While, yes, Emmanuel Macron is a guy that can’t keep his mind straight, change his words every five seconds, is said to be too young to be President, have some « peculiar »  and stupid ideas , he is nothing compared to Le Pen.
She is the leader of the far right, the « Front National », and she is a fraud. a political leader behind a party you should be scarred of. Racist, antisemitic, homophobic, anti-immigration, anti-multiculturalism are some of the words that could be used to describe them.

Truth is, I don’t want either of them to become my President, but we have to put pride and hatred aside. We are French, guys, we are free, we are a nation, we are a beautiful madness, WE are France.
Terrorists attacks can’t divide us. I know I’m scarred, I don’t feel safe, and I don’t trust our politicians, but never, NEVER, will I give up my freedom and my identity to elect someone like Marine Le Pen. No, she’s not Hitler, she’s not the devil, she’s just a woman, a human being, and we have the power to keep her from ruling our country. That won’t be done by sitting on your couch on May 7th, or by giving an empty envelope when you’ll go vote, or by putting the hashtag « Sans Moi le 7 Mai ».
You have more than a right to vote, you have an obligation, toward yourself and toward your country. You might not like it, you might hate Macron even, but you have a voice, and we all know one voice can change everything. So go vote on May 7th, vote for Emmanuel Macron, not because you like him, or because you like his ideas, but because giving him your voice means blocking the way to a party that will destroy our country, our beliefs and most certainly our life.
Please, please, please, don’t sit this one out. Go vote, because if you don’t, then you’ve made your choice, you chose the National Front and everything it stands for. It’s not voting for, but voting against. Who’d you rather have, a weird liberalist with no party and early alzheimer (and a very bad way with words), or a woman who’s going to destroy everything being french means ?
It is not easy, but necessary. Choose life, guys, choose France.

With all my love,
a very concerned french citizen.
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Salut tous le monde, je ne parle normalement jamais de politique, mais cette fois c’est vraiment, vraiment, vraiment, vraiment important.

Je vous supplie d’aller voter le 7 Mai. Toute la journée, je n’ai vue que des hashtags qui m’ont fait atrocement peur sur twitter; #JamaisMacron - #SansMoiLe7Mai …
Le 25 Avril, on a voté pour 2 candidats. Malgré nos espoirs, les deux noms qui en sont ressortis sont ceux d’Emmanuel Macron et de Marine Le Pen. Vous ne les connaissez peut-être pas si vous n’êtes pas français, mais ce sont deux noms avec deux histoires bien différentes.
Il est vrai qu’Emmanuel Macron est un homme qui n’a pas l’esprit clair, qui change de mots et d’avis toutes les cinq secondes, qui est dit trop jeune pour être Président, et qui a clairement quelques stupides idées très « particulières », mais il n’est rien comparé à Le Pen.
Elle est le leader de l’extrême droite, le Front National, et c’est une arnaque à elle seule, un leader politique derrière un partie dont vous devriez avoir peur. Racisme, antisémitisme, homophobe, anti-immigration, anti-multiculturalisme sont quelques mots qui pourraient bien les décrire.

La vérité étant que je ne veux qu’aucun des deux ne devienne mon(ma) Président(e), mais nous devons mettre de côté notre fierté et notre haine. Nous sommes français, les gars ! Nous sommes libre, nous sommes une nation, nous représentons une magnifique folie, merde, NOUS sommes la France.
Les attaques terroristes ne doivent pas nous diviser. Je sais que j’ai peur, que je ne me sens pas en sécurité, que je ne fais pas confiance à nos politiciens, mais jamais, JAMAIS, je ne renoncerais à ma liberté et mon identité pour élire quelqu’un comme Marine Le Pen.
Non, elle n’est pas Hitler, elle n’est pas le diable, elle est simplement une femme, un être humain, et nous avons le pouvoir de l’empêcher de gouverner notre pays. Ca ne se fera pas en restant assis sur votre canapé le 7 Mai, ni en rendant une enveloppe vide lorsque vous irez voter, ni même en écrivant ce fameux hashtag « Sans Moi le 7 Mai ».
Vous avez plus qu’un droit de voter, vous avez une obligation, envers vous-même et envers votre pays.
Vous n’aimez peut-être pas ça, vous détestez peut-être même Macron, mais vous avez une voix, et nous savons tous qu’une seule voix peut faire toute la différence. Alors allez voter le 7 Mai, votez pour Emmanuel Macron, pas parce que vous l’appréciez lui, ou même ses idées, mais parce que lui donner votre voix veut dire bloquer la route à un partie qui pourrait détruire notre pays, nos croyances et probablement même nos vies.
S’il vous plaît, à tous ce qui lisent ce mots et ont le pouvoir de bouger les choses, à tous les français, ne faites pas l’impasses sur ces élections. Allez voter, parce que ne pas le faire, c’est déjà faire un choix, le choix du Front National et de tous ce qu’il soutient. Rappelez vous que ce n’est pas voter pour, mais voter contre.
Qui préférez-vous, un libéraliste étrange, sans partie avec un alzheimer précoce, ou une femme qui pourrait détruire tous ce qu’être français veut dire ?
Ce n’est pas facile mais nécessaire. Choisissez la vie, les gars, choisissez la France.

Avec tout mon amour,
une citoyenne française très inquiète.

Can we talk about how badass and totally out of the norm it was for SJM to write a second book in her series RIPPING APART her original male protagonist in the first book??? Like??? She took the entire group of main characters save Feyre basically and shoved them aside and was like NOPE. THESE ONES NOW. THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN NOW FORGET THOSE OTHER GUYS. Like that takes BALLS. She took an entire ship and just SUNK IT HERSELF. She beautifully crafted a seemingly VILE character that we actually could have drawn a logical conclusion to be abusive and terrible in the first book and made him??? Perfect??? Amazing??? She literally destroyed every preconceived notion we had of him??? And now we see him as a precious being for whom I would lay down my life??? GAH. AMAZING. I’LL NEVER GET OVER IT. I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO RELIVE MY FIRST READING OF ACOMAF BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I HAD WHIPLASH AND MY JAW WAS DROPPED THE WHOLE TIME LIKE WHERE TF DID THAT COME FROM??? AMAZING. 12/10. ACOWAR IS PROBABLY GOING TO DO THE SAME AND IM NOT READY THERES NO WAY WE CAN PREDICT THESE THINGS.

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mist and shadow
cloud and shade
all shall fade

all shall fade

You have just created the first TimeMessenger, capable of sending messages back in time to your past self and other people. However as soon as you turn it on, you receive a huge surge of messages, all repeating the same thing: “Destroy the prototype or everything will fall.”

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You’ll fight because after everything that we’ve been through, you owe me that.