Random fact: I perform benefit concerts for local charities with my jazz instructor in the summers.
Hmm a random fact about me…OK STORY TIME!
Once when I was five, I went to Hawaii with my dad. While there, we went on a submarine and the submarine went 100 ft down into the ocean.
At some point while we were cruising on the submarine, which again was 100 ft under the surface of the ocean, I had to use the bathroom, really badly. Of course there wasn’t really a bathroom sign anywhere on the submarine and the submarine was cramped so my dad was just like “just pee on my leg DeJa.” I obviously didn’t want to do that and was surprised my dad said that. My dad was brave to say that lol! He was willing to take one for the team and let me just go on his leg?? What even Dad???? Lol desperate times calls for desperate measures I guess!
Anyways, so we were at the very front of the submarine so my dad asked the host guy if there was a bathroom on the submarine and the guy said “I think we have a bucket at the back.” Then yall, get this, the guy decided to go on the intercom where over a hundred people could hear him and he said something like “ there is a girl up here that needs to use the bathroom, do we have a bucket back there that she could use?” Now, I honestly can’t really remember exactly what he said but what he said would have embarrassed me now. Then, I didn’t care because ya girl had to GOOOO!
The peeps in the back said yes there was a bucket. So to give you some background on this submarine, there were like 50 people sitting on each side of the submarine on these long benches. There was literally only a few inches of leg room between the side of the submarine and where the peoples legs were. DID I CARE ABOUT THAT? NOPE! My 5 year old self climbed over like 50 peoples legs on one side of the cramped submarine to get to the back so I could use the bathroom! It’s cool that people were nice and assisted me…..lol.
Luckily there was a back room so everyone couldn’t see me peeing lol… There was a lady back there assisting me and ya girl didn’t even care that she was watching because I had to go so bad.
After I did my business, I then walked out the bathroom and climbed back over some people and sat with my friend that was my dad’s coworkers daughter, who i’d met previously.
That’s my story hahahah! How many people can say that they peed in a bucket 100 ft under the surface of the ocean at 5 years old!?!? NOT MANY MAN.
Sorry this is soooo long but I think this is a pretty funny story lol.