Thirteen Kinds of Despair by Lemony Snicket

You may be interested to know that I have categorized thirteen kinds of despair, listed here for your convenience… and arranged by time-of-day, so with planning you may experience all thirteen despairs in a single twenty-four hour period.

The first kind of despair is the suspicion that there is no safe territory outside the warm confines of one’s bedclothes.

The second kind of despair is the sense that even the most elegant of breakfasts is fragile resistance to the oncoming day.

The third kind of despair is finding life as shifty and indiscernible as the Rorschach of crumbs on your plate.

The fourth kind of despair is when the tea is so hot you must leave it alone until it is far too cold.

The fifth kind of despair is the knowledge that with the sun overhead, your shadow has vanished and there is no place to hide.

The sixth kind of despair is when you realize you must close the book you are reading and reluctantly participate in something or other.

The seventh kind of despair is that the sun has set on another day and so little has been done.

The eighth kind of despair is burning dinner in the oven.

The ninth kind of despair is the realization that a bad dinner still creates dirty dishes.

The tenth kind of despair is the presentiment that a darkening sky brings darkening times.

The eleventh kind of despair is the inkling that an evening should have been better spent but that it is almost bedtime.

The twelfth kind of despair is the knowledge that countless others are sleepless with you.

The thirteenth kind of despair occurs at every moment, waking or sleeping, and surely this needs no explanation.

the signs as quotes from the danganronpa 3 dub

Aries: I will kill you in the name of deliciousness!

Taurus: DEAR BOY

Gemini: Now to watch the butthurt blossom!

Cancer: Yeah, I don’t get this either. Pretty sure i died! 

Leo: This baby’s in your hands now, chief.

Virgo: Is it just me, or is he getting gayer with age?

Libra: You’s gots the hots for kyosuke munakata!

Scorpio:  Sexy selfies, no I can’t! Maybe I’ll snap a few just to be artsy.

Sagittarius: Wow. If I were a gigantic weeb I’d probably be impressed by you. Look at him tremble! He’s gonna burst a blood vessel because I dissed his waifu!

Capricorn: They live and die by the meme.

Aquarius: Kamakura Kamakura yass queen!!!

Pisces: I still don’t get why you’re so interested in a scrub like me anyhow.

I’ve always felt sorry for Thief King Bakura.

When he was a child, he had to watch the cruel murder of all his friends and family members so that the Millennium items could be created. After that he was all alone. His grief, hatred and loneliness slowly made him go mad. Everything got even worse when Zorc took control of him.

Of course Bakura did some horrible things. Revenge is never a solution, but he didn’t deserve this destiny. It would have been great if only the darkness in his heart was destroyed and he finally found peace.

After all Bakura was a victim as well.