desirethepositive

A collection of the best responses I saw and some of my own ideas for drink/snack names:

Same Old Shit
Fuck Yeah
That Was Mahogany
In-Laws Staying Over
Relatives up My Ass (previous one, only bigger)
No Fucks
No Flying Fucks (previous one with an extra something)
Invaded Russia in Winter (pretty self-explainatory)
Trainwreck
I’m Surrounded by Idiots a.k.a., The Lion King
Here For the Wifi (cheapest drink on the menu)

as tagged by samilybuisness

Rules:

  • Always post the rules
  • Answer the questions from the person who tagged you
  • Write 11 new ones
  • Tag 11 people and link them to the post
  • Actually tell them you tagged them

Answers:

1. If you could eat one dish for the rest of your life, what would it be?

some form of pasta and also candy (this is pretty much my normal diet tbh)

2. What’s the first thing you do when you get home from school/work?

ignore my responsibilities and shed my bra

3. How do you take your coffee or tea?

i like lemonade go team lemonade

4. If you could have grown up in any era, when would you want to live? (i.e. 80s, 90s, etc.)

maybe like 70’s or 80’s because MUSIC but also possibly 60’s b/c civil rights movement 

5. What’s your favourite brand of laundry detergent?

anything that smells nice i’m not picky

6. What’s your dream career?

paid couch potato (aka writer ballerina horse trainer astronaut lawyer pastry chef musician i am an indecisive individual) 

7. What’s the current weather like?

well it’s nighttime but it’s still warm and it’s sunny during the day (fuck off california)

8. What’s the worst Christmas/birthday present you’ve ever received?

a get well soon balloon from my mom’s boss (i was not ill)

9. What language(s) do you want to learn?

dwarven, german, french, elvish, sami, gaelic, romanian, spanish and greek

10. If you could have lunch with a famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?

oh god either gloria stienem, jimmy page, joan jett, victoria woodhull, michelle obama, bowie or kathleen hanna

11. What’s your favourite road-trip song?

i just like to turn the radio up really loud but then again le tigre is great 

12. How do you define honesty

not lies

13. What is your biggest fear or worry?

oooh i’ve been told by numerous shrinks that i have a fear of commitment and major trust issues so i guess that but i’ve also always kind of been afraid of ending up alone with no friends or family or whatever 

14. What is your greatest regret?

hmm there’s that time i puked on the boy i liked in 3rd grade (sorry charlie) but then there’s always when i came out to my parents

15. What are you most proud of?

the extreme “giving no fucks” vibe that i have somehow managed to actually obtain

16. Do you want to be famous?

does this come with money if so hell yes

17. What makes your family unique from others?

well nobody is boring at *all*. literally everyone i’m related to has a crazy back story and an interesting (if not dickish) personality

18. If you could become a character in a TV show or movie, who would you chose to be? 

i’d wanna be the black widow holy shit yes

or buffy

or wow abaddon from supernatural

either black widow or buffy or abaddon

19. What physical feature do you least like about yourself? 

MY EARS ARE DIFFERENT SIZES IT IS INFURIATING 

20. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?(Mermaid, fairy, whatever.)

siren all the way. they’re out there living the goddamn dream

21. If you could walk in anyone’s dreams, who’s would you enter?

my own; i can’t remember shit

22. Which character do you identify the most with?

hmmm well i guess either meg from spn or naomi from skins

23. Toast or bagel?

bagels are the bomb

24. If you could change your fate, would ya?

i don’t believe in fate

25. What is your favorite Disney movie?

tangled

(My Questions Ooooh Fancy)

26. What is your favorite breed of dinosaur?

27. Favorite superhero?

28. What’s your zodiac sign?

29. Zombie apocalypse action plan.

30. Ever failed a class?

31. Write everything you know about either voles or bagpipes.

32. Have you ever had contact with the spirit realm?

33. Music you typically enjoy?

34. Poptarts or Toaster Strudel?

35. Haircut you regret?

36. Dream car?

I got tagged in this music tag thing by valderie. I love stuff like this so I’m stoked.

Rules: put your music on shuffle, write the first 10 songs that come on and your favorite lyrics from them. Don’t forget to tag 10 people at the end!

  1.  Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind: This one is pretty new to my music so I don’t know all the lyrics yet, so let’s just say I like the “doo doo doo” part on the chorus. :D
  2. Smile by Lily Allen: When you first left me I was wanting more / But you were f*cking that girl next door / What’d you do that for?
  3. Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
  4. Born to Die by Lana Del Rey: But I’m hoping at the gates they’ll tell me that you’re mine.
  5. April Song by Sons of Granville: This song doesn’t have lyrics (unless you count the beginning when he says “This song is about freedom”) but I like when the violin goes all DO DOO, DO-DO DOOOO DOOOOO.
  6. Popular Song by MIKA and Ariana Grande: Picking on me like a dinner plate.
  7. Fergalicious by Fergie: All the time I turn around brother’s gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (gasp) / I just wanna say it now - I ain’t trying to round up drama, little mama I don’t wanna take your man / And I know I’m coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it / But I’m tryna tell, that I can’t be treated like clientele / 'Cause they say she delicious…
  8. The Times, They Are A-Changin’ by Bob Dylan: If the time to you is worth savin’ / Then you better start swimming or you’ll sink like a stone / For the times, they are a-changin’
  9. William by The Smiths: And everybody’s got to live their life / And God knows I’ve got to live mine
  10. The Anthem by Good Charlotte: “It’s a good life” / That’s what I’m told

And now for the tagging: tubofgoodthings desirethepositive maliciousmelons tillystring misspjliguori equihisszahcat applauseplause biowires-incorporated the-apples-were-monitored thewardenswarden 

I got you guys so hard. I’ve been running a hipster blog this entire time. (And I’m obviously wearing the Zelda shirt ironically).

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Really late response to a tagged post I never saw…

Tagged by canadiandesires <3

RULES:

1)Always Post the Rules

2)Answer Questions and write 11 new ones!

3)Tag 11 people to answer these questions

4)Let them know you tagged them

(This is a text post response but I wanted to make a video)

QUESTIONS I ANSWERED

(See Video)

TAGGED PEOPLE

l-uugia illegal-imperfections desirethepositive no-really-im-sirius leaguesbeneathus dearest-shadow gaysnuggles 1mikazee1 nattybeezle entropy-everywhere thefeelsarejusttoomuch

QUESTIONS FOR TAGGED PEOPLE (see video)

What was your 1st kiss like

what is your perfect date

where would you like to travel

favourite blog?

best memory/

who do you miss

favourite band

have/want any tattoos?

play any instruments?

Meaning behind URL

Best friend/ internet friend

FOR JADA: because you are under the impression that me graduating is going to change everything.

uh, no. nothing is going to change.at least not in a bad way. here is why:

  • me leaving y.o.u. would make more excuses for us to visit each other during the year and do stupid things like eat food and sleep and do so without pants
  • i’ll feel obligated to write to you 1000000000x more because of added distance and lack of events between months to satisfy my need to indulge in your presence *wink wink*
  • you can come stay the weekend at my college campus and we’ll have no adult supervision which means (you guessed it) doing whatever we want without worrying about parents hanging about to judge us
  • skype dates similar to passionate love-making of young lovers: often and long lasting….with selective inappropriate content and awkward pillow talk afterwards
  • we can give each other stupid things to remind the other person of us….i vote making each other build-a-bears, but i’m open for suggestions
  • birthday parties at a college campus…ayyeeeee
  • me sending you CWU swag for holidays but not before spraying it with perfume so you reek of my scent and Dylan is repulsed to be around you until you wash the damn thing but even if you do so i’ll manage to get more perfume on it because magic
  • i’ll probably find reasons to be on tumblr more often because no parents to stop me MUAHAHAH

things that will stay the same:

  • men will still have nipples
  • crying over beautiful people
  • no pants always and every day
  • food
  • butt slapping
  • dancing provactively
  • why are all these inappropriate
  • laughing about stupid things
  • bed sharing
  • zesty man
  • late-night heart talks
  • boning
  • THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY BONDING BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO CHANGE IT
  • you’ll always be my best friend. always
  • like snape
  • and maxi pads

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My random video! Check the tags for some of the suggested blogs

It is honestly like the biggest (hahaha it’s huge too so that’s accurate) problem in my life. Taming the mane… Yeah… It’s not an easy life. My dad cleaned out the drain and asked if I was bathing with rats. And everyone loves it (who the heck knows why) and want me to wear it down all the time and it looks weird back and up and it’s like NO WINNING. Ahhhhhhh!!! But yeah…. And I shed. All the time… Like.. Brown thing that looks like a spider? Nope sorry that’s my hair