Context: I’m playing a half orc that with magic augmentation and good rolls has near godly strength but the brains of a peanut. He also happens to carry a goblin on his belt that tends to be his voice of reason.
Dm: “you find no means to unlock the door out of the room”
Me: “I grab the nearest item to bash down the door”
Dm: “ok, you have just launched your goblin at the door full force, roll to hit”
I roll and another player looks at the natural 20: “so what’s the critical range on a goblin?”
At this point the Dm hangs his head as a flying goblin obliterates a complex puzzle door designed to have us occupied for some time that session.