his dorm is ~covered~ in plants. the windowsill can’t be seen under all the foliage. his roommate is ready to strangle both him and his plants because each time he opens the door, the ivy and spider plants hanging there still scare him
no one besides chowder will ever drink out of his water bottle because there are always mint or basil leaves floating around in it or petals. dex once accidentally drank out of it and gagged for ten minutes yelling to the heavens about how nursey tried to kill him
he’s been late to class twice now because when leaving the cafe he notices the petunias are sad and need cleaning done and he can’t ignore their cries for help any longer
when writing, nursey reads it aloud to his plants to catch mistakes. if he feels they’re judging him he either changes what he thinks they don’t like or blames geraniums for being too uppity
he starts drying herbs in the haus kitchen for his own personal use in spells and for bitty to use as he pleases
when he, chowder, and dex had to make a trip to Home Depot for dryer parts, nursey ends up leaving with an armful of sad looking houseplants because they need tending loving care and he neeeeeds to save them. dex ends up with them on his lap the ride back
he checks with his mom weekly about the plants that were too big to bring to school with him. he’s proud that his palm grew four more inches since he left, but he’s a little upset he isn’t getting to see his baby grow in person
when one of the Home Depot plants dies, smh hosts a funeral where nursey reads a poem about the poor, innocent orchid before they add it to the compost pile out back nursey started a few months ago
every time someone asks what his favorite plant or flower is he changes his answer. holster is keeping a list. it’s at sixteen different ones now
when they’re all studying on the quad or the beach or even the hair porch, nursey spends more time making leaf and flower crowns than studying. last time his maple leaf crown was so impressive dex wore it the whole time without grumbling. lardo still had the pictures
Just go back to bed. It’s far too early, even for fish.
promised we were going fishing today. Mom, say something!!!
also promised to finish your academy homework, Boruto. How is it?
Just go back to bed, mom. It’s far too early, even for homework.
Your father will be at home only for a couple of days before resuming his
mission. Shall we go somewhere together?
could go to the beach!
Been there before. Sand is annoying.
Chemicals are no good for my skin.
about a relaxing walk through the forest.
spent 10 years literally doing that.
do you want to go then?!
this concludes my 10 minutes explanation of why we should spend a whole day at
the Western Art Exhibition before summer ends.
not betraying my style over the sight of Western Art.
they include a lot of flowers in their paintings. It looks lovely… and Inojin
could use it in his fighting techniques.
about the incoming sarcasm, mom… I’m sure nothing will frighten the enemy more
than a bunch of sunflowers walking towards them hehehe
Sai: If you
are the one drawing them, I’m sure they’ll scare the shit out of everybody.
Move! We’ll be late to the Akimichi clan beach party.
What a drag…
Why should we go? You don’t even like Karui-san
Because we are going to show everybody what a close and perfect family we are. Also,
I bought an expensive designer swimsuit and I want to see Karui’s jealous face
Us? Perfect? Now you are being delusional.
Also, the Akimichi clan is the wealthiest in the village. Why should they care
about some swimsuit they could easily buy the next morning?
Temari:*grabs her fan with an aggressive look on her face*
Ok!!! Beach day it is… grab your stuff, Shikadai.
Yeah… yeah… and let’s not forget mom’s beautiful swimsuit… right?
just saying I can’t work in this hideout without air-conditioner.
Wait, you mean you actually work on a daily basis? Well that’s surprising.
You are so annoying.
find yourselves a hotel already.
going to no hotel with you!!!
Shall we get one, dad? Mom? This is so confusing…
No, we wait until the heat makes them crazy. Then, they’ll attack each other
and when one of them dies I use the money I save from his or her salary to pay
THE LAST TIME! WE ARE GOING ON A RELAXING TRIP!
That’s what I’m proposing. A relaxing trip to the nearest Rain Forest… there’s
nothing that could bring more satisfaction than surviving the 346 different
kinds of poisonous animals in there.
I want to go to the desert.
There’s nothing there… but sand.
Exactly, nothing and NOBODY… isn’t that relaxing?
should do something about your social anxiety.
I’ve got it! Let’s go climb the highest mountain in the land, with no tools…
just with our perseverance.
Kakashi! Say something.
a three days reunion of erotic novels authors next week and…
okay but i know a lot of people are on the knight jeremy train, but hear me out for a second
one of the youngest kings out of the current kings to rule. he may not know a whole lot, but he tries his best to learn all he can so he can run a successful kingdom. who always puts his people first and is one of the kindest rulers. who creates beautiful buildings and structures either for people to live in or to decorate the kingdom. who is fair and kind and courageous. a man who is a nightmare on the battlefield and can destroy armies with little effort. a man who charges into battle with hell’s fire in his veins. who, after every battle, weeps for the lost lives and goes to the homes of the knights who gave their lives to say his condolences to the families, should their families be alive. a king who gives it his all to protect everyone, even if they have committed crimes.
literally just give me king jeremy who tries his best and is always optimistic and trying to make his kingdom a welcome place for all to come to.