desert burst

New Captive Prince Tags

Laurent: small yellow kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

Damen: overly muscled murder puppy king

Nikandros: mom friend not so secretly wondering if it’s time for new friends

Jord: hufflepuff friend continues to try to defend slytherin bff

Charls: dad at teen girl concert just happy to be included

Vannes: lesbian friend getting shit down and staying in her lane

Jokaste: local super villain just trying to get superhero to ask them out

Erasmus: tiny fluffy woodland creature

Lazar: local frat bro surprised that line actually worked

Nicaise: soap opera character on desert island until plot calls for their return

Pallas: sudden burst of confidence not sure the hell it came from either

Tag yourself


This Just Arrived!!

2012 Gibson Les Paul Traditional In Desert Burst

I love the smell of a Gibson in a hard case..
That distinct smell when you open the case..
There’s a fresh scent of wood…
A tint of chocolate…
that mild sweetness..
It’s hard to put together feelings into words but i am sure owners will know what i mean.


anonymous asked:

How tf is keith canadian??????? Explain????

  • stone cold
  • nice but very awkward about it
  • looks like he would like tim horton’s (the fool)
  • can you picture keith wearing earmuffs? I can.
  • brought only one personal item to the shack besides his bike (a moose doll)
  • his first day in the desert he literally bursted into flames but then he was like ‘eh, whatever’ and now stoically tolerates it
  • photographs of an 8yo keith standing in a snowbank that goes up to his chest, looking decidedly unimpressed
  • lance: i’ve always wanted to see a white christmas…
    • keith: (snorts & drinks out of his moose mug)
  • doesn’t know how to dress for the weather (Canadiens are notoriously poor at dressing appropriately for the environment)
  • would take a bullet for maple syrup

sources: i’ve been to canada lots also i just don’t care

Obi-Wan: *hermiting in the desert*

Hondo: *bursting in through the door* “Kenobi! My friend! Quickly, you must come and help, no time to explain!”

Obi-Wan: “What are you doing here?”

Hondo: “I said no time! Come! I will explain on the way!”

Obi-Wan: “No, I mean what are you doing here? I’m in hiding, how did you find me?”

Hondo: “’How did I find you’? Well, you’re my friend! You think Hondo doesn’t know where his friends live? Now come, quickly, we must go!”


History of the Boomers

Ages ago, long before I was born, we lived underground. Everyone had guns but the overseer wouldn’t let us explode anything, not even a hand grenade.

We left and wandered the wastes. There were savages with knives. We blew them up with frag mines and grenades, burned them with flamethrowers. 

It was neat, but there was a downside. For every 43.6 savages we killed, we lost one of our own. We needed a new home. We needed Nellis.
Nellis, glittering like shrapnel in the desert sun. Nellis, bursting with missiles, warheads, and bombs. Nellis had waited. Just for us.

Here, we have prospered and multiplied. Here, our mighty guns destroy any savages who might try to harm us before they can even reach our gates!
Well, until… but… not saying you want to harm us or you’re a savage, but… anyways.

Nellis has revealed many secrets. It has taught us how to fly the bombers once based here. And it has taught us where to find one!

And that is our story so far, for this last image is our future.

To restore the bomber, to fly the open skies in armored safety, raining high-explosive ordnance upon ignorant savages - this is our destiny!


Night Vale AU: As Strex tries to completely take over Night Vale and Desert Bluffs, suddenly from the sandy wastes of the desert bursts an enormous kaiju that eats all of Strexcorp. Carlos and his DB double use the power of science to build a jaeger and Cecil and Kevin find they are drift compatible and crush the kaiju under the robotic heel of their jaeger, Swirling Vortex, and everyone lives happily ever after and nothing hurts.

Just dorks in drivesuits with their town pride and their dorky science boyfriends.

reposting because tumblr and my phone together hate me and I accidentally deleted the first post and damnit this is the second time