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(some) iconic jongdae moments in 2017 // #HappyChenDay

every time you smile, a star is born. when you laugh, a flower blooms. when you sing, an angel descends from heaven. when you exist, the world becomes a better place.

happy birthday to the most beautiful, loving and caring angel, kim jongdae 💞

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS

@09kageyama @story-kat @tataraswaltz @kanabae SENGOKU SQUAD LET’S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE THIS OR SOMETHING

“I’m not gay!” I say, laughing nervously as I suddenly become aware of the presence of every cute girl in the room. Sappho is descending from the heavens as the words leave my lips, I am blushing,

poor herondales

Will: *peering down from heaven* I wonder how my descendants are doing!

Will: *sees stephen herondale join the circle, then slaughtered in a vampire raid*

Will: oh no

Will: *sees marcus herondale die from shock from his son’s death*

Will: oh no!

Will: *sees imogen herondale die saving jace*

Will: oH nO

Will: she better not be the last of my bloodline…OH WAIT THAT JACE GUY IS ALSO A HERONDALE!! WE HAVE HOPE!!

Will: *witnesses jace die from the mortal sword, be brought to life, possessed by lilith, bound to sebastian, cured/cursed with heavenly fire, travel to the demon realm and back*

Will: WHY ARE HERONDALES ALWAYS SUFFERING?? hold on a minute, there’s another one?

Will: *sees kit lovingly stroking ducks* 

Will: the heavens once again have ridiculed me for my intense though fully rational feelings towards these monsters we call ducks

Will: stop