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I’ve found a way around Tumblr being stupid about uploading videos!

Anyway, here I am in all my moronic glory!

My favourite part is when Dervd’s finger makes a cameo. He obviously doesn’t know how to use my camera yet…

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught.

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

This does not bode well for our heroes...
  • Dervd:Uh-oh... Kegger at Jack's on the 29th...
  • Me:Is it bad that I'm excited?
  • Dervd:A shame, really. LET'S GET FUCKED. not just fucked up. down, sideways, every direction. thats how drunk we'll be. maybe i'll even throw up infront of a church again...
I never said it was a GOOD plan...
  • Dervd:new plan. replace all of our beer with scotch. we shall drink scotch by the pint from now on. we'll beat those french!
  • Me:I thought you didn't like whiskey?
  • Dervd:erin. as spock once said, sometimes the needs of the many come before the needs of the few. or the one.
  • Me:You are my most wondrous creation.
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Dervd loses.