derse baby

dave and rose start a band together, featuring such hit singles as

  • Hydrogen Peroxide
  • We’re In Love and We Really Shouldn’t Be
  • New York Yodel [this one’s two minutes of dave and rose attempting to yodel and two minutes of them having a conversation with an angry neighbour before making a shoutout to the gorillaz]
  • In Another Timeline We’re Both Part Cat and We’re Still Dating
  • Suicide Mission [dave wrote this one by himself and the first line is ‘First of all, Rose, what the fuck]
  • Ode to the Kringlefucker [three minutes of incoherent yelling and attempts at playing various christmas carols on a keyboard from memory]
  • Kissing Boys is Illegal and We’re Both Going to Prison
  • I’ll Spend My Life With You (I’ll Spend My Death With You)
  • First Person Fanfiction
  • Sigmund Freud Is Alive (And He Sucked My Sister’s Dick)
  • We Die Together Or Not At All
  • Gay Singularity
  • Fuck the Rules and Fuck the Rain
  • Zeus Would Probably Be Fine With This

I KNOW THIS QUOTE IS OLD BUT I STILL LIKE IT anyway i hope you had a merry christmas