So, both Uchrath and Dinoa ended up with these large, shiney red eggs last session. And they are some sort of mythical, rare firebird. No one actually knows what they look like. They don’t even have a set name. When they hatch, will they be wondrously gorgeous or derptastic? We just don’t know. So, one interpretation of what it could be hiding in that egg: part emu, part secretary bird, part peacock (though that part ended a bit more turkey), part potoo.
You let out a quiet cough before it grows harsher, making your body shake and feel a cool hand rub your back as one of your boyfriends looks at you.
“Easy, darlin. Deep breaths.” Hanzo’s eyes meet Jesse’s before he offers the water bottle from the nightstand.
“Drink some of this. Plenty of fluids.” You take the bottle, sipping the liquid and leaning forward as Jesse piles up the pillows to help you.
“I don’t want you guys to get sick too.” The chuckles coming from the men makes the mattress bounce a little. Hanzo wiggles up close to the two of you.
“Do not worry. We will face that obstacle if we come across it.” Two separate blue beings appear from his arm, nuzzling you and Jesse quickly before laying on your chest, light, gentle. Your hands brush against theirs. Each man takes a hand, a small kiss against the back of it and another to your warm cheeks.
“You two are going to spoil me so rotten.”
“Anything to make you feel better, sunshine.” Jesse says before they pull the covers up on you just as you shiver, moving themselves to help keep you warm. Soon, the three of you fall asleep - a hand draped over your side and holding the other’s hand
So, like. Vorkosigan Saga and Homestuck. Where to start.
Of course, there’s multiple ways to swing the crossover– can you imagine immortal gods Jade and John and Rose and Dave futzing around in their created universe, and Rose takes interest in a particular funny little man who keeps changing the course of history? Or, of course, they could be born to the universe– Rose and Dave are suave galactics of some sort (I’m leaning towards Betan Rose), Jade’s a wildcat wormhole jumper, John could be from anywhere and his derps would remain derptastic.
You could have humanity’s first contact with aliens be between the Cetagandan empire and HIC’s flagship. You could have the Midnight Crew as a minor but rising House on Jackson’s Whole, in direct competition with the Felt. You could have the trolls as a whole be Barrayaran, instead of alien, set something during the Cetagandan invasion…
THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT ALL OF THEM