In which Anders enters Kirkwall’s underground music scene with an indie album, featuring such hits as “I’m not saying it was fucking Templars, but it was fucking Templars,” “I would (I will) drown us in blood,” and “Those bastards made me get rid of my cat”
“I could think of nothing to call you, until I looked up and saw the crescent moon. So I thought of an old name, the name of the line between the shadow and the bright, and called you that in my heart, and in my heart it seemed to suit you best."
Just a quick and dirty anatomy practice of my personal prince charming XD
OK, done spamming for today, I swear. But this, this is why mage robes.
The engimatic artist formerly known as “Prince (of Starkhaven)” tried to break into the untapped youth market on behalf of the Chantry, with memorable favorites like “MAKER NO!” and “Andraste guide and protect my crotch,” “I need to go pray, a lot (and so do you),"
Mysterious percussionist “Ghost Frolic” soon responded with a series of incendiary singles, including “Magic fucking ruins everything,” “I don’t brood (I rip your heart out),” “There are no fucking puppy eyes, I’m manly as hell,” and “Fuck you, the dead bodies in the foyer stay”