derps hard

someone asked to borrow my phone the other day and after they were done typing they wouldn’t make eye contact with me and i was incredibly confused until i realized

t h i s  i s  m y  k e y b o a r d

I went to a party tonight and I mentioned how one shot of alcohol puts me over the edge and then my friend’s boyfriend says “one shot one kill” just loud enough for me to hear and I lost my shit

Tobi, a real sweetheart of an eyesore/chimera who has great jokes and even better fashion sense - neon floral print lederhosen have never looked so stylish! Throws a mean tea party and laughs like a bike horn. Definitely a dude you want on your squad.

I highly recommend reaching back into your childhood and pulling out what gems you find there!

Tord: “Oh, I know, I’m great. Go on~.”

Tord: “G-geez, you guys sound like a mess.”

Tord: “I’d recommend that you consider the following: help.“

Tord: “…..”

Tord: “…………”

Tord: “…What.”

Tord: (No, wait, let’s think about this…)

Tord: (Tom would most definitely kill me, whether he remembers the events of the past month or not.)

Tord: (Matt wouldn’t try to kill me, but in a way, he’d … almost be worse.)

Tord: (I don’t want to watch a porno of my friend with … himself.)

Tord: (But Edd … He’s been my friend for the longest, so he’d probably be the most normal about it.)

Tord: (And he’s also the nicest one … and he’s really sweet, too… )

Tord: “Ha, I guess … I’d have to pick Edd? He’s really the only normal one out of them all, heh…”

Tord: “But, ah … that could never happen.”

-Mod Matt

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i was tagged by @chumini and @taedboy to do some glo up thing and i’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be with a bias but uhhh i don’t have any fetus tae or yoongi pics on my phone so……..

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// supernatural first dates aesthetic (2/12)

// dean winchester | sam winchester | castiel | adam milligan | charlie bradbury | kevin tran | chuck shurley | gabriel | balthazar | lucifer | crowley | rowena |

// library

// You looked up briefly from your book to look ahead at Sam who was sitting across from you at the table. With a soft smile, you tucked your hair behind your ear. “You know,” You began. “Out of all the first I’ve ever had, I don’t think a guy’s ever taken me to the library.” Sam suddenly looked up at that, a somewhat worried look in his eyes. “Do you want to go somewhere else? We can, if you want to.” You laughed, shaking your head. “No, it’s fine. This is perfect.”

~Mama Admin~

Damen is like… 2 seconds away from getting punched in the face.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT. Except I guess Damen is more like Gaston rather than Belle lmao. Shows up to a the castle to slay the beast, but didn’t expect the beast to start talking (or be wearing clothes tbh). Meanwhile, Nicaise and Co. (who have been turned into various furniture/objects) are like LAURENT THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK THE CURSE GO WOO THIS MAN.

I was gonna write fic of this, but I am le laze.

it’s raining DERP6

I don’t use my Tarot deck very often and I’m really inexperienced because of it, but I’ve had an itch to do a reading the last couple days. So I finally did and it was honestly just the purest and most reassuring 3 cards I could have possibly gotten and I’m really glad I did it.

The problems I meditated on aren’t gone by any means, but the cards were telling me that I’m going in the right direction and I find a lot comfort in that