derp much

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Reaction no. 242: When you’re watching a kpop MV and trying to figure it out.

Jay Park went on IG Live for the very first time just to show off his blue socks lol! Since its his Bentley, of course he can put up his feet up on the dashboard ey…. his driver/manager is pretty good looking too! Jay then went live for at least three more times! In his words: “Shit is fun.” xD

“DEADASS BRUH, DEADASS! SHIT IS MAD CORNY YO!” Omg hahaha he’s imitating fans comments about his deadass antics lmao

Fan: Aye B!
Jay Park: C D! E F GEE! hahahaha omg Jay is seriously mad corny for sure. xD

Jay singing Merry Christmas is priceless. xDDDDD

Grandpa Jay with his wise words of wisdom. 

Look at my feet for inspiration……ahahaha…okay Jay, okay.

thegrumpykitty  asked:

Your post are immensely entertaining, and I usually identify with taemin in them. Thanks for running an awesome blog! Could you do SHINee at a fireworks show? If you haven't done anything similar yet.

thank you baby! ah yes taemin our adorable lil derp, he’s always so much fun to write^^ and fireworks are so beautiful aren’t they?

onew:

  • takes very blurry pics to send to his mom 
  • also can’t really get the timing right
  • keeps getting shots of the fireworks before they explode 
  • ducked when the show first started bc he forgot for a moment that they were waiting for fireworks and the noise scared the shit out of him 
  • points at the sky
  • “it’s us!!!!! …. exploding…. wait maybe not” 

jonghyun:

  • his mouth is open the entire time bc he is gaping at the sky (minho: you’re going to catch flies / jong: *shuts his mouth for 2.3 seconds and then opens it again bc A BIG ONE went off*) 
  • says wah~~~ after every single one and keeps nudging members next to him and pointing as if they’re not watching too (taemin: yes i saw it we are all seeing it together) 
  • whenever there’s a pause gets nervous that it’s over but LIGHTS up again when there’s more 

key:

  • pulls knees to chest and hums firework by katy perry 
  • realizes that everyone else is humming it too (key: wait did i start a chain reaction / taemin: omg is that why that song’s stuck in my head??)
  • takes a candid pic of the members 
  • it looks good, grumbles that he’s not in it 
  • always feels a lil sad after the finale 
  • but he bought sparklers!!!
  • holds his a little far from him bc the sparks kinda worry him ngl 

minho:

  • “they should just set ALL of them off at once / jong: *wide eyes* that would be too much… the ultimate sparkle
  • points sparkler at onew 
  • “SHINEE” 
  • ot4: oh no 
  • “EXPELLIARMUS” 
  • now shinee is running around yelling expelliarmus at each other 

taemin: 

  • “i’m gonna promote my concert by just shooting fireworks that say TAEMIN every night over the han river so that world is showered with my name” 
  • keeps making circles with his hands imitating the explosions when the fireworks go off 
  • it doesn’t seem like he realizes that he’s doing that 
  • key: water you doing / taemin: ?? *looks down at hands* jazz hands i guess?? 
  • REALLY wants to buy real fireworks and set them off too 
  • gets one of those mini firecrackers and is severely disappointed by the lame sparks