derek parker

  • Writers: "I don't know why people like the villain, they're evil and ruthless, you're not supposed to like them."
  • *meanwhile during casting*
  • Writers: "Alright everyone, you know how this works, I need you to find me the hottest mofo you got. Think 'so crazy that I wanna kill you but I also gonna wanna bone.'"
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  • Wade: Well, the ten year plan for making Spidey fall in love with me may have to stretch to fifteen, but the plan is definitely still in motion.

Prompt List

So I made this to help some of you out, if you didn’t know what you wanted , so inbox me how ever many prompts you want for an imagine/headcannon & the person of interest and I’ll see what I can do

1. “ Run “

2. “ You really think that? “

3. “ I don’t know what to do”

4. “ Tipsy isn’t the same as drunk “

5. “ You gonna shut up? “

6. “ I can’t keep doing this “

7. “ I’m falling for you “

8. “ This is your fault “

9. “ Kiss me “

10. “ You don’t love me “

11. “ Me? …. Jealous? “

12. “ I need a favour … “

13. “ Make me “

14. “ Scared? “

15. “ God I love you “

16. “ This has to be a joke “

17. “ Before I do this, I need you to know I love you “

18. “ You’re my home now “

19. “ Just when I thought you couldn’t get stupider “

20. “ I messed up “

21. “ I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot “

22. “ Forgiveness isn’t as easy as you think “

23. “ I think I’m in love with you and you don’t get how much that fucking scares me “

24. “ I see the way you look at him when you think I’m not looking .. “

25. “ You may not have been my first but you’re definitely my last and that’s what matters “

26. “ Up for a dare? “

27. “ You’re no fun “

28. “ I don’t believe you “

29. “ You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you “

30. “ Where are you? “

31. “ Shut up and kiss me “

32. “ Teach me? “

33. “ I can’t believe you talked me into this “

34. “ Je t’aime “

35. “ What they say shouldn’t matter, what I feel should “

36. “ You’re so dead .. “

37. “ Delete. That. Now! “

38. “ What have I got to do to earn your trust back? “

39. “ Don’t ever call this number again “

40. “ Funny how you actually believed there was an ‘us’ “

41. “ We need to talk “

42. “ I want this “

43. “ You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad “

44. “ You thought I forgot? “

45. “ May I have this dance? “

46. “ Lets play a game…. “

47. “ Why am I here? “

48. “ Fries before guys “

49. “ I like your hair like that “

50. “ You’re a prick “

51. “ Are you ignoring me? “

52. “ When was the last time you slept? “

53. “ I read the letter … “

54. “ You made dinner? “

55. “ I don’t remember you being this cute “

56. “ Nobody told me Love was this hard “

57. “ Well I got you a key “

58. “ I lied “

59. “ Stop pretending this is right “

60. “ Take what’s yours and leave “

61. “ What’s with the texts? “

62. “ I want you to meet the family “

63. “ You deserve better “

64. “ Time is key “

65. “ I think I forgot how to breathe “

66. “ Choose me … “

67. “ What’re you hiding? “

68. “ Don’t be scared it’s normal “

69. “ Did I stutter? “

70. “ We started a rumour “

71. “ Seriously, good luck marrying me “

72. “ I have a black eye and I need some ice “

73. “ She’s the one? “

74. “ It was never like that “

75. “ Loving you was the biggest regret of my life “

76. “ Why should I apologise for the monster I’ve become when no ones apologised for making me this way? “

77. “ B-but you love me .. “

78. “ You’d rather die than hurt someone you love “

79. “ I’m walking on broken glass here “

80. “ You’re too good at this “

81. “ It’s good for both of us “

82. “ Let’s run away “

83. “ Let me go .. “

84. “ No. Just no! “

85. “ You’re my everything “

86. “ Always and forever “

87. “ Darling I’m everyone’s type “

88. “ He’s a mess without you “

89. “ If this is going to happen then we need to set some ground rules “

90. “ Do you want me to lie? “

91. “ Stop saying you’re sorry “

92. “ It’s always going to be me and you ….. right? “

93. “ I can’t be the only one sick of this “

94. “ Babe, look at this “

95. “ I don’t know what my life would be without you “

96. “ I’m going to fail maths “

97. “ Tea over coffee any day “

98. “ 1 + 1 = 3 without a condom “

*shouts into the void*: DOES ANYONE a) WATCH LEVERAGE B) FEEL LIKE SCREAMING ABOUT THE ELIOT/PARKER/HARDISON OT3 OR C) SEE ALL OF THE STEREK AU POTENTIAL THAT THIS SHOW PROVIDES