derek is grumpy cat

anonymous asked:

do you know any of where stiles is the son of someone famous

Hi there, here’s a mix of fics where the Sheriff is either someone important, like the president/a politician, or just rich and big in society.  Hope you like!  -Emmy

Originally posted by estysummers

Complicated is an Understatement by stilinski_wolf 

(2,431 I Explicit I Complete)   *sterek, first son!Stiles, bodyguard!derek

Stiles is the 17-year-old son of the POTUS, and Derek is his bodyguard. For the past few months they’ve been together in private, and only in the last few weeks did they take it all the way.

And it isn’t just sex between them, they’re in love. Which makes their situation a whole lot more complicated.

To Serve and Protect by alisvolatpropiis 

(3,177 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, first son!stiles, secret service!derek

Just a little presidental au ficlet inspired by rewatching The West Wing. Enjoy, darlings! XOXO

ReGuardless by raisesomehale 

(3,521 I Mature I Complete)  *sterek, first son!stiles, bodyguard!derek

The president had been to the point when he explained to Derek the rules of the job.

Stiles was in the room while these rules were recited: Never take your eyes off of him in public. That’s how he liked to dodge his last bodyguards. No more than an arm’s length apart. He’s more slippery than you’d think. Escort him to and from appearances. Intervene in any situation that might tarnish the Stilinski image…The list went on and on. As did the games of chicken Stiles initiated to test Derek with these rules.

Please Remember to Buckle Up by spazgardian 

(4,300 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, politician!Sheriff, bodyguard!Derek

Stiles is the son of a well-known, respected politician. Derek is the only bodyguard to last more than three months with him. He really should have quit while he was ahead.  

Grace - Prologue by Venchaser 

(9,655 I Explicit I Complete)   *sterek, ministry!Sheriff, WWII AU

  Twoshot - Prologue (Complete) . It is the 1939, the world is on the brink of a second World War. Stiles is the son of a wealthy high ranking ministry official. His friend and childhood protector Derek Hale is off to the same medical school as he is, with the financial help of his own father, something Stiles is not too happy about, though he won’t admit it to himself that there might be feelings involved. Yet.

You Fixed My Life by LoveActually_rps 

(10,992 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek, rich!stiles, highschool au, tutor!derek

John Stilinski had had to change tutors for his son five times in a single month so far – ranging from professors and experienced private tutors to intelligent college and university students. None of them had survived more than a week. Greenberg had had given up after just four days.

“Beware of the boy,” Greenberg had warned Derek. “And…stay away from Roscoe,” he had muttered, looking weak and terrified, as if he was recollecting some nasty nightmare.

“Roscoe?”

Greenberg had already fled before he could entertain further confused queries from Derek.

(aka - Stiles is a rich, spoiled brat, struggling academically(or is he?). Derek is his new tutor, who just needs a job.
Of course, Stiles owns a grumpy cat – Roscoe - and Derek doesn’t get along with it.)

Money Can’t Buy Happiness by Dykatamee 

(13,979 I Mature I Complete)  *sterek, human au, rich!stiles, tennis instructor!derek, prostitute!derek

Stiles is a rich boy and Derek is the hot new tennis instructor.

Just Once by stilinskisparkles 

(20,589 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, prince!stiles, bodyguard!derek

“I’m your bodyguard!”

“Yeah, I know, and I get that you’re worried I am somehow living under the illusion you are Kevin Costner and I’m Whitney Houston, but Derek?” Stiles grabs his tie before Derek can stop him, pulls him close enough to murmur in his ear, “I can’t sing.”

Strike Softly (Away From the Body) by qhuinn (tekla) 

(34,524 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, bodyguard!derek, rich!stiles

Derek is a bodyguard and Stiles his spoiled, resistant client.

Stiles’ Ultimate Gift by LillianDeLooney 

(44,529 I Explicit I Complete)   *sterek, dad!derek, rich!stiles, human au

Stiles is a spoiled brat who’s sent away to the Hale Family Farm to learn a lesson in respect and hard work. Naturally, he isn’t happy about it, but that changes when he meets a very special little girl and her amazing father …

 “What about you Stiles?” Derek’s daughter, Kenny, asks innocently. “Are you gay?”

 He chokes on his own spit and quickly downs the remainder of his coke, ignoring the blush stretching from his head all the way to his chest.

 “I ah,” he clears his throat awkwardly and rubs a hand over his neck. “I might be?”

 She sends him a knowing little smile and nods. “Good.”

~ A story about how to live life, not how to spend it.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug 

(108,296 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, human au, highschool au, rich!stiles

“Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest.
It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It’s utterly spectacular.

halerogers  asked:

amber, tell me your fluffiest sterek headcanons

CHARLIE, YOU’RE TOO SWEET! I HAVE SO MANY

- Derek’s a huge cuddler and at first, he was really about it, not wanting Stiles to think he was too needy or clingy, but he eventually gets over it. When Stiles slips out of bed, even if it’s just to run to the bathroom, Derek will wake up and moan and groan and make grabby hands until Stiles lays down with him again

- the first time Stiles sees Derek in his lounge clothes (baggy sweatpants, a tank top, unshaven, with messy hair) he almost cries because Derek looks so soft and comfy and he’s just so engrossed in his book that he only realizes Stiles is there when he clears his throat

- when Derek and Stiles have their first daughter, that they name after Stiles’ mother and Derek’s sister, they both become overprotective cuddly dads who are super sweet but will kill a man if they so much as bump into their precious bundle of joy

- Derek adopts a stray cat who’s almost as grumpy as he always pretends to be and it only likes him (and later their kids) but hisses at everyone else, even Stiles

- Derek starts tearing up the first time the Sheriff calls him son (and then John does the same when Derek responds by calling him dad)

- on rainy days, Derek and Stiles just lay in bed and watch the rain on the windows, just cuddling and holding each other

There are definitely more but these are the ones that immediately come to mind.

kirstjohnson  asked:

Please please please tell me either wolf courting, grumpy Derek or Alpha Stiles are due for an update!!! I'm begging 😭🙏🏼

grumpy derek it is!

Grumpy Cat & Hyper Pup by Nerdy_fangirl_57 (1/1 | 1,526 | G)

The pack have a little run in with a fairy. Derek is not amused.

Stiles on the other hand, is very amused.

Easy, Cheesy by crookedcig (6/? | 18,969 | PG13)

Derek sets his kitchen on fire (a little bit). Stiles is a firefighter called to the scene. Derek communicates his anger with eyebrows alone, and Stiles falls in lust. Slowly, they both fall in more than that.

aka what happens when I try to write how their lives would be different if Laura had refused to ever go back to California.

First 5 chapters are totally rated E for Everyone. Will get darker and they will bone.

Dirty dancing by moroo1234 (1/1 | 387 | G)

Let’s dance the night away

The Grumpy Hufflepuff by Nerdy_fangirl_57 (1/1 | 1,856 | G)

Laura hid Derek’s scarf. It’s snowing. Hogwarts has never seen such an angry Hufflepuff walk through it’s corridors.

Double candy canes by Nival_Vixen (1/1 | 3,829 | G)

Stiles has to take his little brothers Scott and Isaac to see Santa (it’s his punishment for missing Thanksgiving).

While waiting in line for Santa, they meet a grumpy elf who is wearing candy cane tights and a hat with an annoying bell.

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So, this lovely person wrote this beautiful fic for my fluffy birthday month (◕‿◕✿)  and I loooved it, I love the way Stiles know so much about Derek and how everything evolves :3 it’s just SO SWEET!!, so I did some drawings ;) hope you like this!! :D 

You, Me, Curly Fries & The Breakfast Club (AO3) by the lovely sterekfluffer

Words: 2.253 Summary: The pack tries to set up a dating profile for Derek but Stiles kind of messes things up  (read here ↓ :D)

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anonymous asked:

Hi sorry if i bother but do you know more sterek as both agents or cops, new ones? and do you update it if there is an tag? ☺️ Thank you!

Hey!

No bother at all :) Here are some deputy/cop sterek fics. Also the seriously outdated officer fic list is here 

we can take our time by  KouriArashi | 17.4K

Tact and social mores are completely relegated to the back of Derek’s brain, and without thinking, he blurts out, “Did you spend your heat alone?”

Stiles’ head jerks around in surprise, and then he flushes pink and looks away. His voice comes out brusque and unfriendly. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I spend every heat alone.”

The Accidental Hale Brood by  Julibean19 | 42.3K

The one in which Stiles and Derek have been BCPD partners for years when they are assigned Halloween duty and run into a couple of kids from the orphanage. One fake marriage and two real adoptions later, they somehow become a family.

begin again by  bleep0bleep | 2.5K

Ten years ago Derek turned down Stiles for prom.

Now it’s high school reunion time.

A Start by  Inell | 1.4K

Derek’s acting like a jealous boyfriend. The only issue? He and Stiles aren’t dating.

finger on the trigger and all fired up by  tryslora | 6.4K

Derek goes undercover to expose a drug trafficking ring running inside of a porn studio. What he finds is Stiles.

Hot and Bothered (but mostly just bothered) by  kitsunequeen | 2.3K

You’re the newbie in the station, and damn you’re hot, bUT DID YOU JUST ARREST MY SIBLING?“ au

No Refunds or Exchanges by  badwolfbadwolf | 18.9K

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

487 by  Finduilas | 52.8K

Two years after graduating from the Police Academy, Stiles decides to transfer to the Beacon Hills Police Department, where his father is Chief. But when he gets assigned his new partner, Stiles isn’t so sure if the transfer was a good idea. Derek ‘Officer Grumpy Cat’ Hale isn’t exactly his first choice of partner. Then again, Stiles really isn’t Derek’s first choice either.

Plus One by   eeyore9990 | 3K

When Derek receives an invitation to what should have been his ten year class reunion, he panics a little. He’s barely got his life together and the invitation specifies a plus one. Thankfully, Stiles is there to help him out.

Say It With Me (Don’t Assume) by  KuriKuri | 11.5K

Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially –

– especially because he’s bonded.

You’ve Got Something I Need by  paradis | 11.4K

There is a moment, right when they meet, that Stiles thinks, I could really fall in love with this man.

And he doesn’t even try to fight it.

anonymous asked:

So, I think this is where I ask??? Anyways, I was wondering you could point me in the direction of some fics where Stiles is rich and elite and high class and just straight up BOUJEE AF. But not like, a buying-Derek-because-he-can rich fic... If any of that makes sense... P.S. Love your site!

Yassssss. Rich Stiles for you. (a few are sugardaddy!stiles trope.) - Anastasia

Originally posted by dylanobaeb

Under Development by dr_girlfriend

(4/12 I 5,927 I Teen)

Environmental lawyer Derek Hale is determined to stop the planned defacement of his beloved Beacon Hills Preserve by the mammoth Starr Development company. To do so, he makes a deal with the devil himself — Stiles Starr, the brash young scion of the Starr family and COO of Starr Development. Derek hates Stiles at first sight. Mieczysław Stilinski, on the other hand, is someone that Derek could grow to like…or even love.

Lumberjack and the Suit by stagprince666

(3/? I 7,622 I Not Rated)

Always wanting more from his strange little home town of Silver Spring, Colorado, lumberjack Derek Hale is surprised (along with most of the town), when a rich accountant moves to town. Stiles, said rich accountant, moved to the quaint town of 800 so he can raise his niece after his sister’s unexpected suicide. Having lost his mother already and his father drunk most of the time, Stiles just needed to get away from everything.

College Boys by AlliraWolf

(6/? I 9,691 I Not Rated)

It’s been 6 years since the Hale Fire claimed many lives, leaving Derek on his own to raise his three younger siblings that managed to survive the fire. They don’t have much but it’s enough to get them by, it has to be enough to get them by. Derek will have to balance raising his siblings, working part time, as well as his college courses. Will he be able to handle it all on his own or will he crack under the pressure? When tragedy strikes will Derek be strong enough to hold it together and keep his remaining family members together in his custody? Or will it all become too much?

You Fixed My Life by LoveActually_rps

(1/1 I 10,992 I Teen)

John Stilinski had had to change tutors for his son five times in a single month so far – ranging from professors and experienced private tutors to intelligent college and university students. None of them had survived more than a week. Greenberg had had given up after just four days.

“Beware of the boy,” Greenberg had warned Derek. “And…stay away from Roscoe,” he had muttered, looking weak and terrified, as if he was recollecting some nasty nightmare.

“Roscoe?”

Greenberg had already fled before he could entertain further confused queries from Derek.

(aka - Stiles is a rich, spoiled brat, struggling academically(or is he?). Derek is his new tutor, who just needs a job.
Of course, Stiles owns a grumpy cat – Roscoe - and Derek doesn’t get along with it.)

Money can’t buy you happiness. by Dykatamee

(1/1 I 13,954 I Mature)

Stiles is a rich boy and Derek is the hot new tennis instructor.

Behind The Music by SwinneyTheGypsy

(8/8 I 17,709 I Explicit)

Stiles is a pop singer who let the industry destroy him. Derek saves him from the industry and himself.

I Know Places by ericaismeg 

(1/1 I 21,721 I General)

Stiles is tired of the fame and the media that comes with being a famous actor. Lydia, his manager, gives him a three week break from his social calendar while his agent, Peter, is off doing who knows what, who knows where. At the last function before his break, Stiles finally meets Derek Hale - the nephew that Peter has been shunned by for the past six and a half years.

Stiles knows how twisted the tabloids get things, it’s why he’s avoided doing anything remotely scandalous for his entire life. But when Derek Hale wants to get coffee with him, Stiles doesn’t care what anyone else says. He’s going.

Stiles’ Ultimate Gift by LillianDeLooney

(14/14 I 44,529 I Explicit)

Stiles is a spoiled brat who’s sent away to the Hale Family Farm to learn a lesson in respect and hard work. Naturally, he isn’t happy about it, but that changes when he meets a very special little girl and her amazing father …

“What about you Stiles?” Derek’s daughter, Kenny, asks innocently. “Are you gay?”

He chokes on his own spit and quickly downs the remainder of his coke, ignoring the blush stretching from his head all the way to his chest.

“I ah,” he clears his throat awkwardly and rubs a hand over his neck. “I might be?”

She sends him a knowing little smile and nods. “Good.”

~ A story about how to live life, not how to spend it.

Pour Some Sugar On Me by Delta_Immortal

(14/14 I 73,037 I Explicit)

Derek is a highly successful sugar baby and escort in the local area. He’s got clients lined up and he’s got money in the bank. He’s good at what he does. He plays sweet and hard and fast, giving his time and smiles in exchange for cash and favors. He lives by three rules: No salt, no bad vibes, and no falling in love.

Enter billionaire Stiles Stilinski. Derek’s world is about to turn upside down.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug

(12/12 I 108,296 I Explicit)

“Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest.
It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It’s utterly spectacular.

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“Guys.” I shouted as soon as I walked through the door. “Y/N is that you?” I heard my, by 9 months older, brother Scott ask. “No, it’s Satan.” I said, being fully sarcastic, while walking to the living room. “Guess what I got?” Earlier that day, I had found a lost kitten at the park and I thought it would be a good idea to keep her for a while at my house. “Please let it be pizza.” Liam said and crossed his fingers. “It’s not food, dumbass. Look.” I said and brought the little kitten in front of me. Everyone started ‘aw'ing and petting her but Derek. “Hey weirdo. She won’t eat you.” I said and handed him her. “No, no, no, no, no-” It was already too late. She nuzzled into Derek’s chest and fell fast asleep. “Aw, she likes you, grumpy cat.” I said and ruffled his hair. Derek gave me a death glare and I backed away immediately. “So, who’s going to keep her?” Scott asked and everyone started arguing. “I am going to keep her.” I yelled and they all boo'ed. “Can we at least pick her name?” Malia asked with pleading eyes. “She already has a name and I think y'all going to love it.” Everyone was waiting impatiently for my answer. “Allison.” Their smiles turned into sympathetic one’s because Allison meant something to everyone. Even Liam and Malia had grown a soft spot for her. “I think it’s perfect.” Scott said and kissed my temple.

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anonymous asked:

Any slow burn sterek high school AUs. Thx

Do we!? We do. We do. I really love high school AUs. Especially how they are nothing like actual high school. That’s the best part. - Anastasia

Originally posted by penguin-slasher

Sterek Baby by fandomismyship, Vixenmoon

(3/3 I 5,447 I General I Sterek, Scallison, Petopher, Berica I No Hale Fire)

After Paige dies, Derek and Peter’s relationship falls apart. When Derek starts to show interest in one of Peter’s close friends, Stiles, the man hatches a plan to make ‘Sterek’ a reality. Even the rough patches throughout it made the end game worth it.

You Fixed My Life by LoveActually_rps

(1/1 I 10,992 I Teen I Sterek I Tutor!Derek)

John Stilinski had had to change tutors for his son five times in a single month so far – ranging from professors and experienced private tutors to intelligent college and university students. None of them had survived more than a week. Greenberg had had given up after just four days.

“Beware of the boy,” Greenberg had warned Derek. “And…stay away from Roscoe,” he had muttered, looking weak and terrified, as if he was recollecting some nasty nightmare.

“Roscoe?”

Greenberg had already fled before he could entertain further confused queries from Derek.

(aka - Stiles is a rich, spoiled brat, struggling academically(or is he?). Derek is his new tutor, who just needs a job.
Of course, Stiles owns a grumpy cat – Roscoe - and Derek doesn’t get along with it.)

The Lawn Ranger by Snowjob

(5/5 I  47,796 I Mature I Sterek I Jock!Stiles)

In which Derek is an adolescent werewolf with a penchant for chocolate bunnies, and instead of the dream summer of lazing around the house playing video games and nibbling on his hoarded supply of easter candy his mother makes him get a job.

In which Stiles is a showoff jock with a broken arm and an embarrassing crush who can no longer push the lawn mower around the yard.

Catfish by crimandclove

(8/8 I  26,763 I Teen I Sterek I Catfish!AU)

cat-fish (verb) - to lure (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona.

Stiles is sick and tired of being the only one without a date, so he decides to set up an OK Cupid profile. Little does he know, the guy he starts talking to isn’t all what he seems.

The Boy Next Door by dereksstilinski (greyslittlediaries)

(10/10 I  27,326 I Mature I Sterek I Fake/Pretend Relationship)

Stiles thinks he’s doing the right thing by distancing himself from Derek, but little does he know that Derek needs him more than ever.

OR in which Stiles and Derek are the same age and have been neighbors all their lives.

Match Made in Hale by iKnightWriter

(16/16 I 29,179 I Teen I Sterek, Scallison, Jydia I Stiles Finds Out About Werewolves)

In hind sight he probably should’ve paid attention to the signs that were given. Otherwise, he wouldn’t been so unprepared about the hell that he was going to have to face.

A Double Baker’s Dozen by Sourwolf and Stilinski (Kitsune_Moonstar)

(28/28 I 30,443 I Teen I Sterek, Scallison,Jydia, Berica I Alive Hale Family)

Derek hasn’t been having the best year what with his first girlfriend rejecting the werewolf bite and dying and his second girlfriend turning out to be a psychopath who wanted to kill his entire family. And with bad things happening in threes, Derek can’t say he’s completely surprised when his grandmother dies nine days before his seventeenth birthday. She was the only family member that ever completely understood Derek, and for the past year, she’d been the main thing that held him together. When he opens his birthday gift from her nine days later, Derek finds a cupcake cookbook and makes the decision to perfect one recipe a month until he’s mastered them all. And maybe along the way he’ll manage to pull his life back together too.

It’s gotta be a teenage love story by Niallergirl89

(14/14 I  34,162 I Mature I Sterek I Stiles Finds Out About Werewolves)

Derek Hale is new to school, on his first day Stiles shows him around on his first day of school, they develop a fast frienship but as time goes on stiles finds him falling for his new best friend. Will the feelings be mutual?

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies

(3/3 I  48,666 I Explicit I Sterek I No Hale Fire)

Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.

Strut on a Line, its Discord and Rhyme by xiaq

(21/21 I 61,818 I Teen I Sterek I Magic!Stiles)

“Carry me,” Stiles says.

“No.”

“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

“Please?”

“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

Just the Same by ericaismeg

(7/7 I  68,066 I General I Sterek I Alive Hale Family)

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.
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“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug

(12/12 I 108,298 I Explicit I Sterek, Berica I Mental Health Issues)

“Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest.
It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It’s utterly spectacular.