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Skulduggery Pleasant: The Faceless Ones

I never really paid attention to this when I was a kid reading these books. Looking back, however, this moment was quite significant.

The difference between Skulduggery and Kenspeckle.

This not only signified how they felt in the moment but their attitudes towards Valkyrie as a whole. Kenspeckle hated Skulduggery, not only because he didn’t trust him but how he constantly put Valkryie in danger. Also how Skulduggery seemed to forget that Valkyrie was only a kid. Skulduggery stepped back instead of immediately comforting her like Kenspeckle rushed to do so because he was shocked. Shocked at this display of weakness from her. She always acted tough etc, but like Kenspeckle tried to emphasise, it was so imperative for Skulduggery to remember she’s just a child. This was definitely a wake up call for Skulduggery.


You wake up slowly, eyes fluttering open as you yawn peacefully. Then you start to feel the pain, and you remember what happened.

Gordon and you were having date night at his house when all of a sudden the room exploded with bullets. Gordon tackled you to the ground to protect you from the bullets and glass coming from the window, and you blacked out when your head hit the floor. Which reminds you.

Eyes going wide, you start to panic, thrashing on the hospital bed and trying to stand. You have to find Gordon. You have to see if he’s all right.

“Hey,” a familiar voice says, and you look over to see your brother. “It’s okay, (y/n), you’re safe.”

You relax a little bit against the bed. “Derek?” You ask, “what are you-where’s Jim?”

“He’s recovering in the room over.”

“Is he all right?”

He sighs. “He was shot in the back twice, but yes, he’s going to be fine. His partner is briefing him right now.”

“Harvey,” you whisper before groaning and clutching your head. “What happened?”

Derek shakes his head, taking your hand. “That freak, Cobblepot, got some men together to shoot up Gordon’s apartment to kill him. You were knocked unconscious and Gordon was shot, like I told you.”

You study his face, seeing how his face hardens every time he talks about Gordon. “You know I love Jim, right?”

He sighs. “(Y/n)-”

“Derek, he took those bullets for me. The only reason I have a concussion is because my head hit the floor when he got me out of the line of fire. So, if you have a problem with him saving my life, again, I wouldn’t question him. I love him, and that should be enough for you.”

icantbelieveitsnotcoffee2  asked:

Hey love, I'm kinda in a weird, absent mood and I was wondering if you knew of any long fics that would just blow me away? Preferably with little or no angst,,, I know this is very vague and I'm sorry if you can't answer but thank you so much for your time ❤️💙❤️

I’m not sure about blowing you away, but these are some long fics that I really enjoyed. I hope you do too.

Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

A Little Lost by exclamation

A magical accident sends Stiles back in time. Now he’s stuck in New York, living with Derek and Laura, and the only way to get back to his own time is to learn to use magic. Meanwhile, he must figure out how much he can tell them about their future. Can he warn them about the dangers they face? Can he change his own past?

And can he trust the creature known as Bookworm, who seems to know him better than he knows himself?

Can’t Take the Heat by Ilovesocks_24

“Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel

Derek is a sleepwalker who keeps wandering into his downstairs neighbour’s bedroom.

Stiles is pretty sure the hot guy from the park is going to kill him in his sleep. He knows he shouldn’t have been so obvious about objectifying the guy’s really fine ass.

Too bad it turns out Derek is easier to get along with when he’s sleeping.

I Feel We’re Close Enough by samann98

Derek’s two friends share a look and even Boyd can’t muster up the strength to deal with his pathetic attempt at denial. “Come on now, Derek, seriously? We know about you and Stiles.”

“Yeah, we know you two are fuck buddies,” Erica adds with a smirk, and Derek buries his head in his hands.

“That’s not exactly the terminology I would use,” he murmurs, his whole face burning with embarrassment.

“How else would you describe having sex with your best friend who has no clue you’re in love with him?” Boyd asks, actually sounding curious about his answer.

Derek lifts his head, opens his mouth to reply, but only ends up making a few ridiculous noises that can’t pass for actual words. When Derek finally just throws his hands up in defeat, admitting, “Okay, fine, that’s exactly how you’d describe it,” Erica and Boyd shake their heads at him.

Or the one in which Derek and Stiles are childhood friends, their freshman year of high school Derek makes the craziest suggestion ever, and four years later Stiles decides to take him up on it.

I’ve Been Everywhere With You by Leslie_Knope

“Dude, you should totally come with me.”

“What? Like on the road trip?“

“No, come with me. To Austin. Get out of Beacon Hills.”

Derek paused. “What?” he asked again.

Stiles’s Story Time by trilliath

Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face looks in those glasses.
Or something like that.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by grimm 

There’s something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can’t quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There’s something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

The Feeling That I’m Under by wearing_tearing

Stiles is a paramedic and Derek gets into a bike accident.

It’s kind of love at first sight.


Ten Lesser Known 20th Century Celebrities Involved with Murder

      2. Jim Gordon

Former drummer for the band Derek and the Dominos, Jim Gordon led a life frenzied by drugs, cocaine bringing to light his temper on numerous occasions. Like the titular musical group, he continued falling down, knocking down those close to him. Former girlfriend Rita Coolidge was the real source behind the famous song “Layla,” and had been stolen from as well as punched by Gordon, perhaps saving her life as it ended their relationship. However, drugs were not the only force at work, a diagnosis of paranoid schizophrenia going unnoticed.

Voices filled an unstable mind, mostly the words spoken in the voice of his mother, Osa Marie, encouraging the musician to starve himself or resist sleep. Once bludgeoning the innocent elderly woman to death before fatally stabbing her, Gordon was sentenced to sixteen years in prison, unable to make parole even now because he believes his mother is still alive.

guys i wanna be real with you rn

he knows we love clarabelle

we’ve expressed our love for her countless times in tags, fan art, fan fic, tags, fancasts…

hes gonna KILL her

she’ll be walking along, being adorable with thrasher and scapegrace, probably saying something cute and oblivious, and BAM she’ll be dead, her last smile on her face, like fred MOTHERFUCKING weasley

except unlike fred no one except thrasher and scapegrace will GIVE a shit because they’re off fighting a WAR against DARQUESSE

and we’ll all be left STARING at the PAGE, wondering why the fuck we choose to read these FUCKING books by mr FUCKING DEREK LANDY

he kills every goddamn character we love 

(like mr bliss and gordon and ghastly and shudder and ravel basically and skul and val too probably


Harry’s Game (Yorkshire Television, 1982)

“You’ve done your share!”

“Your share’s never done. Never over.”

samstiels  asked:

Hi! I came across your random sterek fic rec list a few days ago and there were a few fics on there I'd read but most I've never even heard of, so I saved it in my drafts and like every freaking fic on there is literally GOLD. I mean I read A LOT of fic and I've NEVER come across a list where I throughly enjoyed every single rec. It was like finding a treasure! So I was wondering if you possibly had any interest in making another one? Either way, thank you so much!

Hey there! Sorry for the late reply, I was at the beach for Carnival and I had no wifi or cell reception there. First of all, thank you so much for giving me feedback! I love reccing fics but I never get feedback so it’s good to know someone’s been enjoying them :) So I’ve no idea what you have or haven’t read yet, or what sort of fics you like, but here are some I’ve enjoyed thoroughly:

This fic rec contais 32 fics of varied lenghts, ratings & tropes. Hope you enjoy!

tongue of dog and blind-worm’s sting by Zercalo 

In order to keep the identity of the teacher he’s been seeing a secret, Derek’s been withdrawing from his pack and family. Cora, frustrated with his alienation and a little lonely, clings to the first nonjudgmental person who offers companionship – which happens to be that odd Muggleborn Revenclaw who’s always hanging around the Gryffindor common room.

She hasn’t befriended Stiles for Derek’s sake, but Derek just might reap the benefits anyway - if he pulls his head out of his ass and quit the stupid self-sacrificing act.

Tags: Teacher-Student Relationship; Warning: Kate Argent; Alternate Universe - Hogwarts; Human Sacrifice; shunning as a form of bullying; Quidditch; dead children

Dead Cinch by Zercalo

Precision tactical nuclear devices; Umbrella-typical damage control handling method. At midnight tonight, Beacon Hills will be completely sanitized.

That leaves Derek with less than five hours to complete his mission, help this kid find his father and maybe even discover what happened to his sister when she disappeared a year ago.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion; Minor Character Death; Zombies; Resident Evil - Freeform; Soldier Derek

The Silent Fury by andavs, rosepetals42

Derek is about to leave, content with the smell of blood as proof that the Fury is dead when he hears it.A heartbeat.It’s faint and uneven and even with its help, it takes Derek a full minute of scanning the clearing before he finally spots the small heap that must be the human. It’s down on the far side of the canyon, almost completely hidden by a tall oak tree and–Derek jumps down before he thinks about it.He knows what he has to do. Furies are dangerous. Furies are fire and smoke and a funeral he barely remembers. He lands almost silently and makes sure his hands are fully shifted into claws and then slowly moves forward.Or, a How to Train Your Dragon AU

Tags: How to Train Your Dragon AU; Emissary Stiles Stilinski; Magical Stiles Stilinski; Werewolves; Alive Hale Family

Beta Testing by andavs

If asked, Derek would be able to provide a number of solid reasons as to why he took the job as Head of Security at Global Dynamics.

He could also, at the drop of a hat, list in descending order every reason he hated it and why he kept his letter of resignation updated and printed out next to the phone in his office.

Tags: eureka au; Roboticist Stiles Stilinski; GD Security Derek Hale

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100 ‘greatest drummers of all time’ by Rolling Stone 2016

100. Christian Vander, Magma
99. Travis Barker, Blink-182
98. Steven Adler, Guns N’ Roses
97. Cindy Blackman, Lenny Kravitz
96. Larry Mullen Jr., U2
95. Chris Dave, D’Angelo and Robert Glasper Experiment
94. Meg White, The White Stripes
93. Tomas Haake, Meshuggah
92. Ralph Molina, Neil Young and Crazy Horse
91. Brian Chippendale, Lightning Bolt
90. Janet Weiss, Sleater-Kinney
89. Bill Stevenson, Descendents
88. Jon Theodore, The Mars Volta and Queens of the Stone Age
87. George Hurley, The Minutemen and Firehose
86. Phil Rudd, AC/DC
85. Tommy Lee, Mötley Crüe
84. John Stanier, Battles
83. Ronald Shannon Jackson
82. Glenn Kotche, Wilco
81. JR Robinson
80. Steve Jordan, John Mayer Trio
79. Mick Avory, The Kinks
78. Micky Waller, Jeff Beck Group
77. Moe Tucker, The Velvet Underground
76. Earl Young, The Trammps
75. Earl Hudson, Bad Brains
74. Michael Shrieve, Santana
73. Pete Thomas, Elvis Costello
72. James “Diamond” Williams, The Ohio Players
71. Butch Trucks and Jaimoe, The Allman Brothers Band
70. Tommy Ramone, The Ramones
69. Dale Crover, The Melvins
68. Jerome „Bigfoot” Brailey, Parliament Funkadelic
67. Greg Errico, Sly and the Family Stone
66. Kenny Aronoff, John Mellencamp
65. Sly Dunbar, Sly and Robbie
64. Chad Smith, Red Hot Chili Peppers
63. Dennis Chambers
62. Tony Thompson, Chic and The Power Station
61. Clem Burke, Blondie
60. Mick Fleetwood, Fleetwood Mac
59. Jim Gordon, Derek and the Dominos
58. Sheila E, Prince
57. Manu Katché
56. Richie Hayward, Little Feat
55. Max Weinberg, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
54. Questlove, The Roots
53. Jimmy Chamberlin, The Smashing Pumpkins
52. Matt Cameron, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden
51. Alex Van Halen, Van Halen
50. Cozy Powell, The Jeff Beck Group, Rainbow, Whitesnake, and Black Sabbath
49. Vinnie Colaiuta
48. John “Drumbo” French, Captain Beefheart’s Magic Band
47. Dave Lombardo, Slayer
46. Dave Garibaldi, Tower of Power
45. Billy Cobham
44. Jerry Allison, The Crickets
43. Phil Collins, Genesis
42. Bill Ward, Black Sabbath
41. Carter Beauford, Dave Matthews Band
40. Jack DeJohnette
39. Ramon „Tiki” Fulwood, Parliament Funkadelic
38. Jim Keltner
37. Jeff Porcaro, Toto
36. Steve Smith, Journey
35. Fred Below
34. Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann, Grateful Dead
33. Tony Allen
32. James Gadson
31. Roger Hawkins, Muscle Shoals Rhythm Section
30. Clifton James, Bo Diddley
29. Carlton Barrett, Bob Marley and the Wailers
28. Carmine Appice
27. Dave Grohl, Nirvana and Foo Fighters
26. Danny Carey, Tool
25. Earl Palmer, Little Richard
24. Steve Gadd
23. Elvin Jones, John Coltrane Quartet
22. Levon Helm, The Band
21. Ian Paice, Deep Purple
20. Bernard Purdie
19. Tony Williams, Miles Davis
18. Joseph „Zigaboo” Modeliste, The Meters
17. Terry Bozzio, Frank Zappa
16. Bill Bruford, Yes and King Crimson
15. Buddy Rich
14. Ringo Starr, The Beatles
13. D.J. Fontana, Elvis Presley
12. Charlie Watts, The Rolling Stones
11. Benny Benjamin, The Funk Brothers
10. Stewart Copeland, The Police
9. Al Jackson Jr., Booker T. & the MG’s
8. Mitch Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix Experience
7. Gene Krupa
6. Clyde Stubblefield i John „Jabo” Starks
5. Hal Blaine
4. Neil Peart, Rush
3. Ginger Baker, Cream
2. Keith Moon, The Who
1. John Bonham, Led Zeppelin

//I’m so happy Steven is on this list (for me he is number one s2)

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any fics that are like the things that shitpostingsterek posts? Or maybe like truealqha's smooth stilinski series? If not then just some general sterek crack would be awesome! Love you guys!!!

I don’t know any other like @shitpostingsterek or @truealqha but here’s a list of Sterek crack! And our tag. - Anastasia

Originally posted by murderedby

stiles im comin 2 sAVE U by snsk

(1/1 I 645 I General)


or, 600+ words of crack!sterek Scott-and-Stiles texting.

It’s In His Fart by Anonymous

(1/1 I 1,359 I Teen)

Stiles is not into ‘love at first fart’ but he is into Derek.

(AU where people discover their soulmate when they fart)

go on without me!!!! (or the one where stiles is cursed by witches and overreacts to everything) by day

(1/1 I 1,396 I Not Rated)

Stiles is cursed by witches and he can’t react like a normal human being.
Scott is a terrible best friend and can’t stop laughing.
Derek just wants it all to be over.

mole problems by Captain_Loki

(1/1 I 1,458 I Explicit)

The thing that Derek Hale hates the most about Stiles Stilinski, other than his penchant for being right and his ability to poke at buttons Derek didn’t even know he had…is the stupid fucking mole just above the crack of his ass.

Introducing Miss Lydia Ladybug Stilinski by 1001cranes

(1/1 I 2,437 I Teen)

When Stiles adopts a vampire kitten, no one really believes him.

“It’s like the vampire abyss stared into the werewolf abyss and decided they need to be bros,” Stiles whispers, horrified.

Stiles (Not So) Enchanted by Anonymous

(1/? I 4,110 I Teen)

This is where we rip off adapt a fic from something like a movie. Like Ella Enchanted.

Or were I have not written in like a year, and come to you with a Ella Enchanted rip off. Enjoy.

When Dick Met Cock by FiccinDylan

(1/1 I 5,491 I Mature)

“What are you doing, dude?! Turn back! You’re going to talk to him aren’t you?” Stiles’ dick strains to get try and look at hot guy, but to no avail. “Why are you putting me back into your undies? Why are you stuffing me in these jeans? Stiles, c’mon! Let’s go talk to hot guy, waaaaaait!”

or Stiles has a crush on the hot guy at the gym, but thinks the guy won’t like him because of his monster cock.

Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire by MereLoup

(4/4 I 14,430 I General)

“Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

“Oh thank god!”


“I, uh, I need some advice.”


“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

“Stiles…what are you doing right now?”


Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

Or even know who Derek was.

But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!

Can’t Take the Heat? by Ilovesocks_24

(15/15 I 54,425 I Teen)

“Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.