deputy kimball

  • Deputy Kimball: I love the jet ski, I feel like it's given me a new lease on life. I might start making all kinds of changes, after having sped across the glassy waters.
  • Lieutenant Dangle: You're saying it's going to make you come out as a lesbian?
  • Deputy Kimball: No sir I am not
  • Lieutenant Dangle: That was code for that.
  • Deputy Kimball: No it is not
  • Lieutenant Dangle: Yes it was, it was code. It was code for that she was going to come out as a lesbian. I have no problem with it. I'm all for it, in fact.
  • Deputy Kimball: Yeah I think I'll just ride that jet ski from gay bar to gay bar..
  • Lieutenant Dangle: Well that's what I was going to do if i got it!
  • Deputy Kimball: ...and pick up all my lesbian girlfriends, and I might have sex with a goat too because uh, yeah apparently i like bestiality because i don't walk around in little skirts and high heels all the time
  • Lieutenant Dangle: You immediately compared gay sex to bestiality
  • Deputy Kimball: I did not! It's a slippery slope is all I'm sayin. It's a slippery slope
  • Lieutenant Dangle: Apparently you slide off of it from gay sex and you end up with your penis in an animal.