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Top 9 Most Fight-Able Characters in Mystic Messenger

(ranked by the likelihood of winning from least to most likely)

9. “Mary” Vanderwood, Secret Agent Murdermonster

Result: A swift and painful death

Are you shitting me? You’ll be goddamn eviscerated on the spot. Not to mention nobody will ever find your body. This is completely fucking unadvisable. DO NOT DO THIS unless you have a DEATH WISH and want to disappear from the world completely. Vanderwood is not to be messed with. They’ve killed many a worthy foe, and you will not be one of them. There’s not much else to say here. I don’t care who you are, you should not challenge Vanderwood. Say your prayers, fucker

8. Unknown/Saeran Choi, Total Edgelord

Result: Utter defeat, probably followed by torture + imprisonment

I don’t think you need me to tell you that this kid is fucking off his rocker. Let’s be real, he’s probably killed a few people, and he enjoyed every minute of it. You can bet your ass he’ll likely torture you after defeating you, too. And you know, some of you sick fucks will probably enjoy the whole damn ordeal. You’re probably the only ones who’d WANT to fight him just to have him fucking step on you. Well congratu-fucking-lations, you got what you wanted. He still beats your ass. The only reason Vanderwood beats him in this ranking is because it’s possible he’d keep you alive for fun, and some of you would enjoy that, so at least it’s a fuckin victory for somebody. Fuck.

7. Jaehee Kang, Smarter than the CEO

Result: Total annihilation + jail time

Do you see this face? This is the face of someone who has been repressing violent urges for fucking years for the sake of keeping her job. If she could snap Jumin’s neck, she would in a heartbeat. You do not want to give her a justifiable reason to unleash that utter fucking rage on your sorry ass. Did you forget she has a black belt in judo? She could beat my ass. She could beat your ass. She could beat anyone’s ass. I don’t care WHO you think you are. And after the fight? She’ll report you to the proper authorities, pick up a cup of coffee, and finish her daily tasks like nothing fucking happened. What a wild bitch. I fucking love her to death, tbh. And you know what? How dare you challenge her. She deals with enough shit in her life. I hope she beats your ass with a righteous fucking fury. Have fun in jail, dipshit.

6. God 707, Meme Lord Supreme

Result: Depends on your approach, but probably a failure

Honestly Seven’s about as fucking predictable as a lunch box full of wasps. What am I even supposed to say here? He’d probably imitate that shitty ass vine meme the first time you punch him and say “I can’t believe you’ve done this”, complete with a British accent, but when you keep hitting, it’ll confuse him. The element of surprise is probably your best bet, but you also have no fucking clue what he’ll do. He might beat the shit out of you. He might scamper away on his scrawny ass legs and proceed to hack into everything you once loved or held dear. He might lay down on the ground and let you kick the shit out of him. In the end, it depends on his mood. Is that reliable at all? Absolutely fucking not. So go for it, but I literally have no idea how it’s gonna turn out for you.

5. Zen/Hyun Ryu, A God Among Men

Result: You have a good chance of winning, but at what cost?

OK BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND LISTEN THE FUCK UP. Why is Zen higher up on the list, Nani??? you ask me, pouting, clutching your Zen body pillow(s) in agony. Zen had a bad past!! He’s not easy to fight, he was such a bad boy!! v//w//v He’s so tough and strong and he’s our knight in shining armor! Hey!! Good for you! But GUESS FUCKING WHAT!! If you’re female, he’ll probably forfeit to you immediately, unlike the barbarians before him on this list, so technically he’s easier to fight! He’d probably LET you beat the shit out of him if it made you feel better. It’s not even a fucking question of who would win if a woman challenged him, so we’re gonna move on.
Now, if you’re a GUY, he’d be more willing to square up, and my advice is go for his face. Pretty boy doesn’t like messing up his pretty mug, and if you play dirty, he’ll get scared real quick. His ponytail is a disadvantage for him, so yank it real hard. You have a better chance of beating him with perseverance, but if you let him get the upper hand, you’re deceased because he’s probably a heavy hitter. Also, you will incur the wrath of all his fangirls, and probably the angels above, and you will spend the rest of your life MISERABLE AND CURSED, so proceed with caution. If you can get away with it without anyone knowing your identity, you’re golden. Good luck, but also, why? do you even want to??

4. Jumin Han, Mistah Trussfund Kid (The CEO)

Result: Instant win, but your life will be RUINED

Honestly, I think certain RFA members would actually be very glad if someone handed Jumin’s ass to him, but good fucking luck accomplishing that without having your entire life destroyed. On a purely physical level, Jumin is no competition. He may be the tallest motherfucker around, but he’s never fought anyone before in his LIFE. You’d probably only have an issue here if you were short as shit, and even then, go for the knees, amirite? He’ll fall like a fucking oak tree, and then you can rip him a new one while he’s down. Easy peasy, right? WRONG. He’s got a horde of like 50 bodyguards that you have to sneak past or defeat first or something. And if you somehow make it to Jumin first, they’ll swarm your ass after you first start swinging and have you incapacitated in a few seconds. Are those first few swings worth it? Maybe. But he’s gonna sue your ass for everything you own. The whole world will know your name. If you don’t get jail time, you’ll wish you had. It will be an easier life than trying to live in the public. Zen and Jaehee might love you forever, though, so maybe they can pull a few favors for ya. You better pray they do. Good fuckin luck out there, champ.

3. Yoosung Kim, Small Child

Result: Victory, but with a catch

Look into this child’s eyes. Look me in the eyes. Tell me that Yoosung isn’t a fucking pansy. You can’t, can you? It’s because Yoosung is a fucking pansy. This kid would be down for the count after exactly one (1) punch. He might enjoy it a little too, which’ll be awkward as shit for both of you. HOWEVER. If you trigger his Yandere side, which is bullshit but whatever, he might put up more of a fight. How do you do this, you may ask? Insult Rika. or MC. (Probably Rika tho). Something inside him will snap, and then he’ll be trickier to handle. He’ll probably play dirty when he’s like this, so expect to get shanked or bitten or something. It doesn’t change the fact that his scrawny ass can’t fight for shit, so you’ll still probably win, but not without a few injuries yourself. Hurting Yoosung is probably the moral equivalent to kicking a puppy. If you can be ok with yourself after that, then I mean, go for it.

2. Rika, the Antichrist

Result: Certain victory, but extremely dangerous

Look, maybe I should’ve put her lower on the list considering she’s got an entire cult following her every order. But, honest to God, you would be morally obligated to fight her. Please beat the shit out of her. Physically, her scrawny ass could do nothing to stop you. She’s ruined the lives of her friends, as well as countless other people, because of her deranged and, quite frankly, selfish desires. Basically, she’s a little bitch. I don’t know how you’ll do it, but god damn, you’ll be everyone’s hero. The downside to this is that she might sick Saeran on you, which is gonna be a pain in your ass, and Yoosung might hate you forever, but I think you can live with that, right? Do us all a favor. Fight Rika.

1. Jihyun Kim/V, aka Flower Angel Sunshine Man

Result: Total Victory, but you’re basically Satan

BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANON HATE, REMEMBER: this is a list based on how likely you are to win. And V? V would let anyone beat him. He probably thinks he deserves it. He might defend himself a little, but he couldn’t bring himself to hurt you. Your victory would be almost immediate. There is no catch to V. You’d just win. But you’re a fucking monster for it. And you know what? I’ll beat the shit out of you if you hurt this man. So don’t even think about it, asshole.

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Team machine - Sameen Shaw

“I did work for the government and I do want revenge. But if that work taught me anything it’s that how you do matters as much as what you do

Got7 reaction to their S/O being randomly horny

A/N - A nice little reaction for you all! Thanks to the anon who requested this one, I hope you like it! Also, just so you’re all aware, requests are currently closed!

Hi I was wondering if u could do a got7 scenario on how they would react to you being randomly horny?? In diff. situations? Thanks!

Mark: Mark would find it super hot if you were randomly horny while on an outing with the other members at the cinema or something. He’d love feeling your hand travel up his thigh as you show him how much you need him.

JB: Depending on the situation, Jaebum would either love or hate it. If he was with family or someone important or in a stressful situation, he wouldn’t like it. But if you’re alone or at a boring dinner with the boys he’d love it.

Jackson: If randomly start feeling Jackson up and letting him know you’re in the mood, he will respond in the same way like that boy is always ready to get down and dirty no matter where you guys are.

Jinyoung: If you were in public, Jinyoung wouldn’t like it if you showed him that you were in the mood. I see him as being more of the private type so would only want you to act like that in the privacy of your own home.

Youngjae: This ‘innocent’ little sunshine is totally not innocent okay Youngjae would love it if you got randomly horny throughout the day. He’d use it to his advantage and start teasing you with his skillful fingers.

Bambam: I don’t think Bambam would like it too much if you started touching him to tell him you were in the mood and it was a public situation. I think he gets a bit embarrassed by it and so prefers to be away from people if you’re going to do it.

Yugyeom: Some days he might really like it if you show him how needy you’re feeling for him but others he wouldn’t like it as much and it’d just depend on how he was feeling. But if he’s into it then you’re in for a fun evening.

Being in a Relationship with Hannibal lecter? I simply adore your writing ❤ - requested by anon

Omgomgomgomg!!!!! I love Hanni omfffffff thank you for your kind words!! I hope this does Hanni justice, I don’t know if he’s characterised properly, so concrit is appreciated as always!

NOT MY GIF - omf hot asf!

Originally posted by ixilecter

- Let me just start off by saying that Hannibal Lecter is not relationship goals

- There would be a very, very unhealthy dynamic 

- He’d definitely find some way of making you dependent on him, probably financial or emotional 

- Either way, he’s the provider

- There’d be brainwashing, too - when accusations start coming out and people are accusing him of being a murderer etc., you wouldn’t be able to believe that your Hannibal would do such a thing

- I think he’d only date someone he’d known for a few months or years, so the brainwashing has already started

- You’re none the wiser

- Cooking you all meals

- He’d bring you breakfast, unless you stayed at his last night

- In which case, you’d wake up to the smell of percolated coffee and what smells like sausages 

- Don’t ask what the meat is!!!!!!!!!!

- He’d genuinely be offended at the very thought of fast food, and would think it an insult to your body to put that stuff in there 

- He wouldn’t even grace the stuff by calling it ‘food’

- On very rare occasions, he’d let you stay the night

- You’d sleep in his bed with him, and he’d lay facing you until your breaths evened out and you became dead to the world

- He’d make some kind of noise to ascertain you were asleep, and then he’d get up to dispose of any evidence of your stay

- Then he’d slide back into bed

- You’d wake up to find him already watching you

- He’d immediately get up and make the both of you breakfast

- Drinking more wine than you ever have before 

- Your palette vastly improving

- Philosophical conversations late at night

- You can never really tell what he’s thinking

- You sometimes think he has the eyes of a shark, darkness all over his face, but when you double take his expression is completely different and you think you must’ve imagined it

- You didn’t, but you don’t need to know that

- He might teach you to play the harpsichord

- Wearing his shirts

- Don’t distract him while he’s cooking

- You might end being the next meal plan for the week

- You’d never know his secret

- If you found out though, it’d go one of two ways:

- You indulge in his… dietary preference too

- Or he kills you

- Speaking of, he’d probably kill you if he ever got bored of you

- Make sure you keep him on his toes!

- If he did kill you, you’d never see it coming…

- Dates to the theatre and to the opera

- He’d probably buy you a suitable evening dress and matching shoes

- Money is no problem; he’s a Count

- Again, not that you’re aware of that

- Sometimes he’ll speak to you in Italian, mumble something, but he won’t repeat it if you ask him what he said

- But then again, he might

- He’d sketch you while you’re busy doing something else

- He sketches a lot of views from his travels

- Making you coffee imported from all over the world

- Weekend trips to France, Italy, maybe Japan…

- He’s incredibly intelligent, and as you’re holidaying in these places it’s like he’s your personal tour guide, he has so many stories to tell

- Some of those stories are his, though they’re heavily edited - murder doesn’t always make for a good night time story

- ‘Bedroom activities’ would either be gentle and loving, tender, or rough and passionate. Depends on his mood, might also be influenced by what he thinks you need from him

- He’d know what you’re thinking or feeling just by looking at you

- Would know the right things to say or do

- He’s always five steps ahead of everyone else, so if you’re thinking of telling him or asking him something, chances are he already knows and has planned out his answer

- It’d seem like a very loving, fulfilling and healthy relationship… 

That’s all I can think of for now!! Not sure if he’s characterised properly… :/

HAPPY (Post)VALENTINE’S DAY! 7/8?

We found friendship in hopeless times.

An Aquarius sat out her balcony, talking to someone on the phone. I glanced at her direction and I could hear the conversation coming from her: “Look, I know. Listen. Don’t interrupt me, and listen for once. God. You’re hopeless. I’m with.. No! We’ve been running around in circles, James. You need to let me go. I’m sorry..” She hangs up and lets out an irritable sigh and looks back at me and said, “My ex..” she laughed and continues to blast her music.

An Aries rubbed her arms and sighed, she looked at me and started to talk mad shit about her ex, and everything just feel like how it was before they met. Relationship became dull, and the fire between them grew dimmed. She looked down and then suddenly asked if she was wrong enough to think of him as weak when he didn’t even tried to fight for her, or how after she told him to man up he didn’t even do anything. She was at lost, and she broke down and cried.

A Cancer once told me how one of her old exes broke up with her, and how she ran to his flat and knocked and banged at his door, begging him to try again and cried for him, only for the door to open and be greeted by another woman. She stayed silent, and she looked at me and said, “To think I was going to run back into his arms again and do the unthinkable, to think I was going to drop alot of things for him, to think I was going to change for him. To think I was going to lose myself, and my god. I was saved. I didn’t and I will never do that ever again..”

A Capricorn used snapchat to get ahold of me and she seemed like she came out of a wreck. Tears streaming down her face, and her voice was all slurred. She’s been drinking again. This has been going on for days ever since she found out her boyfriend cheated on her. A couple minutes later, she snap chatted again and she seemed relax and cool. She’s telling me she realized how this was all pointless, and how everything happened for a reason. I knew this was her way of coping and I’ll just support her for this.

A Gemini told me that she was done with him, and how irresponsible and dumb he was. How everything he does is stupid, realizing now that all he has ever done was hurt her emotionally and mentally. Yet, when he tries to message her, she replies and entertains him. She is lost. She’s not sure herself what she wants. But I know she doesn’t need this.

A Leo sat with me not amused, an eyebrow arched and her arms crossed. She doesn’t want to deal with anything today, especially me. This was her last straw and I was always trying to make excuses to her about everything, and I never gave her an answer. She turned around and raised her middle finger at me as she walked out of the door.

A Libra placed her hands on my cheeks as we sat at the park for the last time. The relationship was coming to a close, and we both knew where this was heading. She smiled softly and looked me in the eyes. She said this was only the beginning of our story, and things like these happen. We learn. We grow, and life is always moving. We brush ourselves and start anew, and we will always be in each other’s hearts. Listening to her talk like this pains me because I know she’s being strong, but her hands begin to shake and she slowly rose and turned her back to me, and walked off. I sat there. I didn’t even know where to begin.

A Pisces’s ex keeps blasting up her phone, and she rolls her eyes as his name would pop up, trying to call her. Then he would text her multiple times. She frowns. A wave of emotions rushes through her, and her mind begins to play memories of him and her together. She reaches for the phone, and suddenly stops.. She bites her lip, then turns into a smirk. “Nah..” she realizes that it’ll be pointless from here on out, and just ignores it, and focuses her attention back to me. I asked her if she’s alright, and she smiles and said, “For once in my life, I’m better now.. ”

A Sagittarius sat me down and asked if she was being too irrational for moving too quick from kissing another guy at a party after her boyfriend just dumped her. I told her that it isn’t and she shouldn’t mind what her ex said. Her face lit up and said that she was right. She shouldn’t stress about him like that. She seemed happy about her decision and suddenly messaged the guy she kissed.

A Scorpio let out the heavy sigh as we watched the sunrise on the roof of her house. She watched as the sun slowly rises and mumbled to herself. I asked her what she just said, and she looked at me and said, “I want to die..” she looked into my eyes and before I could finish asking her she hushed me and continued, “I can’t keep doing this to myself and here I am looking at the new day and I don’t want to know what it has in store for me. I might call him again and ask him to come back, or I’ll have sex with this one guy I met at the coffee place, or.. I don’t know. It depends on my mood!” I called her edgy and she tries to push me off her damn roof. Jokingly enough, I knew.. she doesn’t have to do this to herself.

A Taurus messaged me a couple nights back. Surprised to get a messaged from her, I read:

Hey, I know this is all too sudden and it’s been years since we’ve last talked, but I just wanted to thank you for being such an amazing partner. You. I can go on about you, but I just wanted to write to you and thank you, and I guess this is my way of getting closure, and I’m thankful you’re still here with me. Growing with me (even when we’re far apart and talk often :P) btw we need to change that. We can still be friends, right? I mean.. I want to remain friends. It’s just.. I am glad we were together.

Reply back, okay?

- Taurus.

A Virgo would always grab my hand and tell me she loves me every time she’s with me. And I can hear the sincerity of her I love you. But lately, when I grab her hand she would only look at me and give me a small smile and her I love you seemed flat and monotone. I realized she was getting tired.. The music was over. She left the next day saying she needed time, and wanted something else.

—  Closure. Letting Go and Losing.

anonymous asked:

Dialogue prompts: 9, 37, or 47. Love your writing!

Thank you so much lovely anon! Dialogue prompts were  “You’re in love with her.” + “Lie to me then.” 47: “Why are you whispering?” Set in season 6, around Arcadia. 

“What is he doing here?” That’s the first thing Bill Scully says, or spits rather, when he opens the door. He doesn’t look at his sister, who he hasn’t seen in months, but only at her partner. The spooky man who is followed by doom and therefore has no right to be here, at his house, with his family; at least that’s how Mulder interprets Bill Scully’s current expression. Mulder tightens his grip on to the plate with the huge cake neatly tucked into too much tinfoil that Scully pushed into his arms moments ago.

“He was invited.” Scully rushes past her brother, leaving Mulder outside in the cold, fending for himself. When she’s angry she can forget him, sometimes. They’re similar in that way. He knows this. Mulder offers the cake like a peace offering. Or something. Bill stares at it. Then back at Mulder. His eyes narrow and for once they’re in agreement: they both wish Mulder wasn’t here.

“No one told me you were invited.” Mulder isn’t surprised.

“I was told you were fine with it.” He replies; he really should have known better. Bill yanks the plate out of his hands, the only outlet for his anger, and leaves the door open so Mulder can enter. He’s not welcome here, that much is clear, but Bill Scully Jr. is not going to let him rot outside. Mulder closes the door quietly behind him, taking a deep breath. He should have said no when Scully asked him to come with her to San Diego. He should have insisted. He had, if he remembers correctly. Until that moment when Maggie Scully herself called him and told him to be there or else.

Right now he thinks or else would have been the better choice.

“Fox!” Maggie Scully downright squeals when he enters the kitchen as discreetly as he can muster. Several heads turn; he recognizes Tara Scully, his very own Scully, and a woman he has never seen before, who looks almost as uncomfortable as he feels.

“Hello Mrs. Scully.” She grabs him and engulfs him in a tight hug.

“I’m glad you came,” she wipes at his cheek, a motherly automatism, “I wasn’t sure.” She adds more quietly glancing at her son, who is busy trying to free the cake from the tinfoil.

“You remember Tara, don’t you?” Bill Scully’s wife offers him a warm smile and a strong handshake.

“Nice to see you again, Fox. Oh, you prefer Mulder, don’t you? Dana always calls you Mulder!” She laughs uncomfortably and blushes deeply.

“I’m fine with either.” He assures her and he is certain he can hear Scully huff.

“And this is my other daughter-in-law, Sandra. She’s Charlie’s wife.” Mulder and Sandra exchange a handshake and a nod that seems to say I’d rather be somewhere else right now.

“Is Charlie here? I’ve never met him before.”

“He’s expected later tonight.” Maggie Scully tells him and he watches Sandra’s expression soften, just thinking about her husband getting here, saving her from the rest of his family. Mulder turns around to look at Scully. She’s leaning against the counter, her arms crossed in front of her. Not even she wants him here. He can’t blame her, not really. They might have the x-files back, might be back together professionally, but the ramifications of the last months are still painfully palpable. Diana, he thinks bitterly, swallowing her name and the thought. Things that were said that shouldn’t have been said. Things done. He stares at her, bites his lip, and she turns away from him, nudging her brother and helping him get the tinfoil off the cake. Mulder is convinced that no one will eat it anyway.

Maggie Scully shoos them all out of the kitchen when it becomes apparent that neither of them is any help. Tara and Sandra are talking about babies; little Matthew is upstairs sleeping. Sandra and Charlie, apparently, are trying. Mulder tries to catch Scully’s attention, but she’s either willfully ignoring him, or truly lost in her own world. He feels anger well up in him. If she really doesn’t want him here then why didn’t she just say so? He is sure she could have come up with an excuse for him. Her brother hates him already, what’s a few more Scullys? He could have taken it.

“Can I talk to you a moment?” Bill Scully’s voice is harsh and it’s way too close for Mulder’s liking. He nods, swallows hard. He follows the other man, wherever they’re going, and now Scully looks at him. Mulder wants to ask her to save him, please, but his mouth is dry, his mind empty. Which is why he doesn’t first notice that Bill Scully is leading him outside. Once there, he towers over him, his hands on his hips, his face dark. He’s going to punch me, Mulder thinks, or worse.

“You’re in love with her.” Of all the things Mulder expected Bill Scully to throw at him this is not it.

“Excuse me?”

“You are, aren’t you? You’re in love with Dana.” It’s not even a question.

“You sure you want to know the answer to that?” Stupid, Mulder. Stupid, stupid. He doesn’t want to make Bill even angrier. He just doesn’t want him to know before he’s had a chance to tell Scully. Well, he has told her. And she didn’t take him seriously. Oh brother, indeed.

“Lie to me then. Make me try to understand why my mother – my own mother – invited you here. If you love her…if you are in love with her… I still couldn’t stand you, but. I saw the way you just looked at her, Mulder.” He used to look at her a million different ways, or so he thought. Depending on the time of day, on her mood, and mostly his. On where they were, or why. On what she was wearing. In the end he realized it wasn’t true. There might still be a million different ways he looks at her now. Except they all mean the same.

“I’m not going to lie to you, Bill,” Mulder begins, “I do love her. I am in love with her. We’re not… we’re not together though, if that’s what you mean. But yes. I’m in love with her. Have been for a long time. She doesn’t feel the same way. Not like… she’s not in the same place. I came here because your mother invited me. If… if Dana doesn’t want me here either, I’ll just leave. I’ll just… leave.” As if on cue, the front door opens and Scully steps out.

“You’re not making him leave, Bill.” She tells her big brother and Mulder knows that tone all too well. It means business. He’s been on the receiving end of it often enough.

“I wasn’t going to make him leave.” Bill mumbles and stomps past Mulder. He stops in front of Dana and for a moment the siblings stare at each other, then suddenly, they’re hugging and grinning. “Glad you could make it, sis.” With that he disappears inside. Scully walks towards Mulder and he watches her, wondering what she’s thinking. But he’s always wondering.

“What makes you think I don’t want you here?” Her voice is soft, as are her eyes.

“I thought… I don’t know, Scully. We haven’t talked much lately, have we?” She shakes her head no, takes a step closer. They’re almost touching. The urge to take her into his arms is almost unbearable.

“But just so you know, I do want you here. I’m glad you’re here.” Her voice is barely above a whisper now and Mulder lowers his head to hers, just to hear her better. He tells himself that’s the only reason, anyway.

“I’m glad to be here, too.”

“You’re not the only person in that place, Mulder.”

“Hm?”

“You said I’m not in the same place you are. But I am, Mulder. I am.” She’s lost him. He stares at her, not understanding a word she’s saying. She watches him, hoping he’ll catch up, which he doesn’t, and takes his face into her hands.

“I’m in love with you, too, Mulder. You’re not the only person in that place.” With that, she puts her lips on his softly, just a test, merely a tease. Her hands remain where they are, her thumbs gently caressing his cheeks.

“You are?” He’s whispering now, too, too scared to say it out loud. She nods, grinning. “Why are you whispering? Wait, no, how do you even know what I said?”

“We could all hear you and Bill,” Scully tells him, still whispering, “the baby monitor.” She points at the colorful monitor sitting there in the grass. “Tara forgot to bring it inside after playing with Matthew. I’m glad she did.”

“Oh, so am I.”  

Everything that is seen is being seen through a character’s eyes. Filter your description through their emotion and thought. Do not tell us how it is. Tell us how it is to your character.
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How to avoid flat, dull description.

Description should work on many layers. Watch;

  1. The room was blue. (Flat, no emotion. Might work for an observant or apathetic character, however.)
  2. The room was a bright, happy blue. (Now we have an emotion. The character is happy.)
  3. The room was bright blue, so bright she could imagine birds flying across the walls. (Even more! The character is not only happy, but possibly feeling free, like the birds in the sky. Make them lovebirds and we might know why she is happy.)

It is sometimes hard to do this. What happens when the description you must have doesn’t seem to match the emotions you need? You make it match. The color blue is usually associated with happiness, calmness, or sadness, depending on the shade. Lets work with some other emotions, and with mixing up the shade:

  1. The blue walls only made her angrier. She was not in the mood for the calming tone. (Here, I use one of the regular “blue emotions” to evoke a completely different emotion. This example is also multilayered: Not only is she angry, but she does not want to be calm right now. Her anger fuels her, or maybe it is something she believes she deserves. She wants her anger.)
  2. The room was an icy blue. (This character might be afraid, or maybe this is foreshadowing that the character will meet a “cold” person in the room.)
  3. The dark blue room looked as bright as the sky in her eyes. (Dark blue usually means sad, but the character sees it as bright, so they are probably happy. Note that there is some author intrusion here, we see the “dark” room through the author’s eyes first before seeing it through the character’s. This might be necessary sometimes, but emotion is still here.)

Try to do this in your writing. You really have to get into the character’s head to do it, but it will be worth it!

The instinctive subtypes as I understand them

My attempt to consolidate what I’ve read in a way that filters/presents actual data without forcing them to fit it inso hamfisted, tortured shemes or concepts & to synthesize something from at times not all that concordant sources & illustrate descriptively where the differences are; I’m not under the illusion that I don’t have a PoV, but I can try.

Basically ppl initially theorized that each of the instincts would produce similar suptypes, but while they have certain similarities (ie, sp/sx being invested in their interests, sx/soc startng personal conversations with everyone… my mom somehow extracted a particular cashier’s entire family history), the ‘state of the art’ is that each type can present quite differently when filtered through one’s instincts, which fasciatingly illustrate how the self awareness/willpower, complex cognition, raw emotions & your instinctually driven brainstem all sit on top of each other and sorta form a whole.

In some types the subtypes can be fairly similar, in others they can be extremely different, especially when they go bad…

sp 1 - Someone who wants to be right/good/super-ego compliant when it comes to their own affairs and their everyday life; Might have a perfectionistic approach to their own work & behavior or even living space (keep it neat & presentable etc.) and/or turn it inward in an anxious way to the point of obsessive tendencies.  Might be cordial or, if healthy, even warm to others, not so much showing the cold or hot zeal you’d find in the other subtypes.

soc 1 - Has a colder, teacher-like demeanor; Most intellectual 1 especially with a 9 wing.  This is the “nitpicky” one the stereotypes are loosely based on, basically a person who wants things to be done right in society, wether it is the country at large, their workplace or their friend group, and be measured & controlled in their interactions with others.

sx 1 - Wants to spread in a ‘dialogue’ setting; Most likely to openly display anger, the type of person to be outraged at all the injustice in the world. Unhealthy individual might be a moral watchdog/ white knight/Nosy Neighbor projecting their own rejected impulses onto others or perpetate institutional/religious abuse, often having a “why not” approach to hypocritically fulfilling their desires on the side in the process of decrying others out of a twisted envy for their (”I repress my desires so everyone else should, too, even though it’s my cjoice to begin with”); Healthy individual would fight for actual good causes and be an uncorruptible whistleblower making sure society stays fair.

sp 2 - Quite different from the stereotype, this subtype hopes to make themselves loveable with a childlike, innocent/endearing demeanor. Might expect to be taken care of & act spoiled & entled; Sort of project more ‘static’ good attributes to attract the love & care of others & might feel they have to keep their attention/entertain them somehow to not be overlooked.   Healthier individuals will be sweet, charming & caring and provide for their loved ones with material/well-being related favors.

soc 2 - The “Charity Worker” or “Mom friend” sort of person. While the previous subtype acts overly childlike, this one is overly adult & wants to be in the role of the caretaker while perhaps overlooking their own needs/ fill an important/helpful/indespensable role for a larger whole of people, perhaps an organization - for that reason this subtype can actually be ambitious & leaderlike to get an important position (and/or help a lot of people).  Can get meddlesome,  histrionic, dramatic (”You all don’t appreciate my efforts!”) and/or develop psychosomatic problems when unhealthy.

sx 2 - The closest to the stereotypical version; The sort of person who always needs to have someone to focus on/  (best friend, boy/girlfriend, children…) really can’t stand being alone. Unhealthy individuals might end up on the manipulative or codependent side, more functional ones will be giving & generous toward their loved ones.

sp 3 - The “Businessperson” Markedly different in that while they might still be braggarts, they’re not overtly flashy and might even disdain flashyness & rather play up their no-frills, pragmatic qualities; Projects an image of ‘being able to care for themselves completely’ & not needing anyone (”I didn’t take no free handouts from no one”) which might manifest as being very sucessful, ambitious & industrious, and, in the best case, inspirational, adaptive & preseverant with a “can do” attitude; Most focus on self-improvement.

soc 3 - Now here’s where the flashy is at; This is the commonly known version. Might be interested in fame & popularity or at least adoration in their circle, comes with a lot of “aura” around them, less enlightened individuals might tend toward the fake, shallow & grandiose, but in the more self-aware ones we find confident public self-love & ppl wo are very good at making an impact on others & making their dreams come true.

sx 3 - Also fairly different but accounts for a lot of em, for example, I was surprised to learn that 3 is the 2nd most common type among ESFJs, and sure there might be some enterpreneurial or flashy ones but they’re not what we most commonly think about… but that was before I got this info. This subtype will present as attractive according to the values present around them, maybe the gender norms,  they’ll try to have the perfect friends & family & partner, perfect house etc the stuff the magazines recomend to be liked & admired but more admiration by the ppl immediately around you than society at large; Might still make a good actress or star tho but in a different way.  Though all 3s are usually on the more extroverted side or at least very good at social maneuvering, it’s the least pronounced in this subtype and some can even be a little shy, maybe worrying if they measure up to what they feel society expects from them; As with all 3s getting an understanding about which wants & goals are truly theirs, being transparent about those and knowing that they’re valuable just for being people probably helps.

sp 4 - These are complex, apparently. I’m not sure f it depends on the wing, the exact stacking or simply how life has treated them, but these tend to fall into two categories; Their similarity is that they tend to deal with their feelings/uffering more by themselves, and might be kinda torn between wanting to take care of their shit by themselves but also lowkey wishing someone would notice, which they might deny or be embarassed about; Also they might use physical possesions/decorations as a means of self-espression but be detached of non-symbolic possesions.

Some of them might present as relatively sunny & quirky, with an undercurrent of melancholy there, the sort to try to keep up a smile and lament about the mishaps in their daily lives and self-console themselves with some chocolate or scented baths or other material things.

The others will do the “enduring it by themselves” more through projecting toughness (and might be easily mistaken for 6s or 8s.) sort of like this type of anime character who’s a tough, cold adult woman that is all embittered because of some sad backstory; In the extreme of that you get a risk-taking, vagabond–like person.

For whatever it’s worth, as a sp-first person with a w4 and secondary 4 fix, I’d say I have traits of both; It depends on which mood you catch me in.

soc 4 - Probably the ones that could be said to most overtly display shame; They’re also fairly different depending on their functionality level, less functonal ones will often compare themselves t others & find themselves lacking/ have low self-esteem and might (ironically) be the most socially anxious and/or avoidant and reclusive.

In the medium range some of them can be involved with subcultures (goth, hispter, punk, what-have-you) as a way to reconcile the opposing impulses of seeing themselves as disparate from the larger society but still wanting to belong to a group.

At their best they often become savy critics of society & will try to help keep society staying true to authentic ideals or make it better.

sx 4 - The 4 classic. Better characterized as a refusal to feel shame for who they are and perhaps a kind of resentment over their lot in life; Attitude of having been personally wronged. Dramatic & possibly competitive (especially with 3 wing), might be very critical of themselves and others & lament the unfairness of their situation, in extreme cases to to the point of vindictiveness, errecting an arrogant superior veneer or misanthropy (”I hate (normal) people.”)/ feel that others have it easier/get more attention than they deserve & be resentful over that;

Might be tempestous, intense & feel personally wronged, be moody or sullen & just generally have a lot of feelings.

As their best they’ll be uncompromisingsy idealistic & integrous and will turn their high standards toward being their best possible selves & doing the best possible work, generally very creative folks and care a lot about making sure everyone’s treated with respect & fairness despite their differences/ might want to help others also become their best possible selves & generally stand up

In searching partnerships they might run into the problem that they have very high standards and might not find someone who meets them or become disillusioned when their partners don’t live up to their ideals; Also I’ve read somewhere that they have the minor quirk of often staying friends with their exes.

It is to be noted that these usually start out as those super sweet  sensisitive, imaginaive children before middle school/[any random stressor]  happens to them and that a lucky few mantain/regain this in adulthood, but there’s always going to be a fierce, immediate quality to their individualism.

sp 5 - The ‘Hobbyist’ mostly spends all day with their own pursuit of their current obsessions; Introvert among introverts, autonomy & having their own space is very important (many chose to live alone or at least like to have their own area in the house, where they might keep personally significant or potentially useful stuff; Might be minimalistic. Or just quirky. Tends to really like the idea of “secret hiding places” & construct/stock a ‘lair’ that they won’t have to leave more often than necessary so they can follow their pursuits.  )

soc 5 - The most intellectual/detached & most uninterested in ‘everyday life’; often tries to fill the role of an ‘expert’ in society/a group & see that as somthing they have to ‘bring to the table/contrbute’; Often interested in symbolism or understanding how society works, the meanings behind great patterns, might have a tedency to admire people they agree with or find accomplished & be drawn toward groups of other ‘experts’. The most detached from small-scale everyday life. Less pleasant examples might be stuck-up & elist.

sx 5 - Least outright ‘academic’ and kinda more dreamy with more of a ‘natural’ curiosity a rich inner life & artsy inclinations, might dream of best friends and/or lovers but not be as good at realizing it IRL because of their withdrawn nature.

Could be mistaken for a non-sx-4 or  sx 9 but distinguished by the sharing of thoughts & information as  a point of appeal; Want to share thir own secret world with the person & have their thoughts be understood.

While individuals without sx in their stacking/in the last spot might want a partner who’s not too demanding & uncomplicated to live with, (if they’re interested in finding one at all), folks with a more pronounced sx insticts will look for friends &/or partners they can have an intellectual exchange with. (Or at least phantasize about finding them)

sp 6 - The “warm/cute” variant of 6. Looks endearing, kind & harmless so others will trust them, wants to be part of gropus in their local surroundings - family, community etc so less system-oriented, or rather working for the system in their immediate surroundings. Tedentially the most phobic/ compliant variant; Under extreme stress, turns into anxious nervous wreck.

soc 6 - Most intellectual, outright ‘mental’ and system-oriented variant, will seek to understand the rules that govern society, most sceptical, keeps authority in check, can be a sort of beaurocratic legaliatic person or a dutyfull whistlblower. Examples which go bad can become conspiracy theorists or outright paranoid.

sx 6 - The ‘warrior’/’punk’/’rebel’, most counterphobic & reactionary of the subtypes, most rebellious, sort of sublimates energy, the interpersonal “testing” behavior is probably most overt here. The sx drive toward making a direct impact on the people you regularly interact with comes out as wanting to have a tough, intimidating effect of people, to have them respect (and therefore not coss/harm/betray) you. Can be mistaken for 8 but while these are more ‘lone fighters’ or ‘ringleades’, & just want others not to cross them, the 6 will react more to perceived infractions into their ‘territory’ and rely on strenght in numbers where the 8 is adversrial & independent.

Can be real badass & stand up against unjust authorities/ actually get trusted & respected, but also become complete fanatists at worst.  

sp 7 - The ‘Hedonistic ‘Pragmatist’: Focussed toward getting their physical needs met and seeks physical/material pleasure. While some name the soc 7 as the ‘countertype’ I personally think the sp 7 is one that has the marked difference to the others: While other 7s will be idealistic and can be naive, this one is instead pragmatic, materialistic,  realistic & wordly quite unlike the ‘scattered, unfocussed, pixie dream girl’ 7 stereotype.

Can be a good business person, extroverted yet discernin nature helps to form  & secure & formaliances, and be pretty assertive and enterpreneurial, even agressive.

Less functional examples are at real risk for addictions (with or without substances involved) & can be pretty selfish & ruthless as they see much of the world as commodities to cosume and might lose sight of everything but ensuring their own material comfort.

soc 7 - Wants to make “the most of their time” in the sense of interacting with/ contributing to larger society and ‘doing worthwhile things’; Your classic ‘benevolent adventurer’, might travel the world with their friends and/or become a activist/ work toward noble causes, have a self-sacrificing bent. Probably the subtype where the ‘overplanning’ problem can be most apparent.

Maybe because the soc instinct’s drive to focus on the group and the fear to lose your own hapiness are more likely to conflict, this is the subtype where the inner anxiety can be the most prominent/ closest to the surface, especially with a 6 wing. Because of all this, can be mistaken for social 2, but ephasis, motivations & reactions will be subtly different as they’re not so much about earning the direct grattitude of others .

sx 7 - Seeks mainly intense experiences & connections to others and as such can be adventurous & very novelty-seeking. Often has a certain  ‘manic creativity’ to them, probably embodies the ‘positive’/’optimistic’ aspect of the 7 the most. Can be very dreamy, idealistic & energetic. Partnership wise, they might be very romantic & look for the one ideal person. 

Also adventurous, can have a tendency to be impressed by/aprreciate/ be excited about all the new cool things they encounter/people they meet.

One common downside is that these individuals can be a bit on the naive/ suggestible side, at least in their youth, and might end up inadvertedly sabotaging their relationships with their tendentially scattered nature. 

On the lower health levels, there can be actual manic tendencies, and increasing inability to control one’s emotions

Can occasionally be mistaken for a 4, especially with 4 fix.

sp 8 - The ‘tough lone fighter’ sort of 8; A bit like a sp 3, they’re going to want to show that they can take care of themselves and some might express this though securing material wealth, though the independence will be more pronounced, wating others to get off their case & respect their boundaries more than to make an impression on them like the 3 or ‘be the boss’ like the other subtypes (though they might still fill the boss role to get shit done/ not tolerate disrespect/just by virtue of acting dominant)

These are typically very self-governed ppl who don’t listen to or rely much on others and follow their own judgement, sometimes to the point of an ubermensch mentality. (not necessarily a bad thing depending on what their values happen to be, they could fall anywhere between honest, fortright & & following their own justice without yielding to outside pressure/hypocricy, or self-servingly amoral) One particular quirk/traits is that they will often act idependently/ “just go and do something” without referring to other authorities especially if it’s something related to getting what they need; In some cases this can lead to ruthlessness. 

soc 8 - The ‘ringleader/gangboss’ sort of 8, where the adversarial, jungle-survival-y attitude of the 8 gets projected onto their peer group & the strenght/ filling of the ‘strong’ role is lived in part through taking others under their wing. 

The worst example would be that one archetypical short guy leadin a band of bullies, flanked by two taller musclier cp6s. Or they could be muscly themselves, it’s the ‘ganboss/armed-with-a-posse’ part that’s the point. Exertion of power/intimidation through having a group as your asset. Other pitfalls can be black & white thinking where the ‘them’ group is seen as practically a caricature, ie basically mob mentality. (Donald Trump anyone?)

The best of them is pretty much the exact opposite, someone who protects & forms a band for the downtrodden. more the sort of person who’d kick a bully’s ass and offer the bully-ee to check out their friend group & empower them to be more confident; Of course part of that involves allowing themselves to feel tenderness for their friends (and indirectly, for themselves) & feel for their troubles. 

sx 8 - More geared toward projecting strenght & self-ruled-ness in terms of direct interpersonal impact, this is going to be a person with an impressive commanding and/or tough aura; Often someone you have to respect even i you don’t agree with them, a ‘charismatic/magnetic leader’ (more sx/soc) or intense rebel (more sx/sp) sort of person. 

Unhealthy individuals can have a volatile temper and be possesive, controling partners, though those are ppl shooting themselves in the foot due to their inability to fully trust others; Actually they’re the most at home in a ‘Lady & Knight’ sort of dynamic and a well-developed individual will be very comitted & devoted to their partner. 

While 8s with less pronounced sx instincts might look for a ‘worthy opponent’ type partner who is also impressive & idependent, this subtype especially is all about trust & look for someone who will be completely loyal & trusts their decisions & might even have self-awareness to recognize that that is because that makes them feel safe themselves. 

They take betrayal really badly (though most 8s do); At the very best they’ll wash their hands of you. Doesn’t help that many 8s are types with absent/polR or inferior Fi. This is not a place where you wanna poke them. 

sp 9 - An earthy creature of habit sort of person, whose means of ‘tuning out’ in times of stress will tend to be everyday/material comforts like food, watching TV etc.  Grounded, calm and patient. Though 9s generally tend to be your typical phlegmatic temperament/‘people-oriented introverts’, this subtype is the most likely to require frequent alone time. Has their own way of doing things and will put up resistance when asked to change their habits.

Tends to be humble & content with their peaceful everyday life but can be inflexible. 

soc 9 - This one can be a bit harder to identify because they might not look all that ‘passive’ at first, in fact, they can be quite hard-working, maybe a combined effect of the 9s identification with/reliance on he larger complete system/environment, and the soc instinct’s ability to really comprehend/grasp that ‘evironment’ and its constituents as more than a vague mass, thus the tendency to want to actively contribute to its continued existence & stability, but unlike, say, a 1 or 3 they will do this in a very self-effacing manner; 

In the worst case there’s where you find the ‘deadened office drone’ variety of disfunctional nine.

sx 9 - The most ‘dreamy’ nine where the ‘epic inner fantasy’ life is the most pronounced; ‘Idealized Identification with the environment’ will be more bound to particular people though the person themselves might not even be aware how much their idea of themselves & their lives is anchored in those people. he main point of synergy between the instinct and the type is a desire for unification so it’s not usual to find these ppl as nature-lovers, spiritual types, or just, looking for a deeper/ideal form of ‘peace’. 

Though with a ostly internal coping mechanism less functional examples can look apathetic & escapistic.

(Corrections always appreciated)

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30 days back to school challenge

day eleven: favourite subject

English Literature is both my favourite subject and the subject i perform the best in. last year, when we had to choose our electives, i chose to study literature (and history), when other students would prefer science subjects because they provide a wider range of career possibilities. i like Literature for the following reasons:

1. interest

instead of a logical person, i would think of myself as an emotional person. i have always been fascinated by how very subtle changes in the choice of words or how the sounds produced by words can affect the overall mood and atmosphere of a piece. it is even more fascinating how words and sounds can affect different people in different ways and how a piece is conceived is solely dependant on the person that reads it. 

Literature is also very closely related to history. by studying different pieces from different times, i can get to know different culture and how people behaved. these are all very interesting to me.

2. my strength

i’m very bad at science subjects, my strength is to express abstract things like atmosphere and feelings, or describe changes of moods and tones, whereas science students might find it confusing (just as i do with science subjects) i’m also a very empathetic person, which means i can easily relate to the writer/persona and prganise words to express feelings.

3. it fits my studying method

Literature, to me, is a subject that requires very little studying or practicing because answering questions on tests seems so natural to be once i know the intentions/background of the author, which are taught during class. so i know if i paid attention in class, i will know all the essential knowledge to perform well in the test (personally i find it much easier to memorise things in class than after school)

Literature also allows several interpretations per answer. in other words, as long as your answer makes sense, you’re good to go. this fits me because i hate doing tests that you can do well in by just memorising how the tests are formulated (which are very common) we are actually required to think in Literature class so that’s why i like it

i just find languages and culture very fascinating so that’s why i like Literature so much, i feel like Literature classes are never boring even if the teachers are boring???? like i could only spend time reading through the notes and it would fascinate me so much?? idk if that makes sense

original challenge

anonymous asked:

What kind of anons do you and don't you answer?

It’s not completely black and white, as I can’t promise I never answer my don’ts and always answers my do’s. Tends to depend on my mood/inspiration. However:

Don’ts:
- Incest. Anything incest gets deleted.


- Pregnancy. I have very little interest in writing about pregnancy/parenting. I might occasionally do something with parents, but in general they are likely to go unanswered. Especially pregnancy or very young children.

- Omegaverse. Instant delete. 

- Lovely ‘I like your writing’ messages. Love getting them (anyone would), but not going to clutter all of your dashes with them. I’ll reply if I can do so privately.

- Super fluffy antagonists. If I’m writing antagonists/villains, however complicated or grey they may be, they are still antagonists/villains and I’m not personally into woobifying my villains or writing antagonist fluff. I like writing antagonists because they’re antagonists and for me the kindness they show works because it’s the antithesis to much of their other behaviour. 

- If you’re asking me to do your writing research for you. 

- The rest of my don’ts are more nebulous. For example if something is super specific to your novel/characters, or alternatively so completely vague. For example “banter between friends.” That just gives me nothing to grip at, especially as dialogue is very situation/character dependent. Or if you’re asking me to sum up an entire slow burn plot in a hundred words. Alternatively, if you’re asking me something I have done a dozen times before without seeming to even bother skimming my archive. I can’t give hard and fast rules for the nebulous section. It’s just a gut sort of nah and nothing personal to whoever sent the prompt request in. Some things simply don’t click with me. 


My do list is pretty broad. If you go through my blog you can get some idea of the type of prompt requests I answer. And you can always ask - I’m not promising I’ll answer, but you don’t lose anything by asking. I’m not interested in calling anyone out for writing/having different interests so you don’t need to worry about judgement. If it’s not to my taste I just won’t write it.

Tips and experiments on how to efficiently clean old bones

Important: This is pretty much a summary of all the research I’ve done on the subject and personal experiences from people who dabbled with bone preservation. I’m still experimenting with bone preservation using hydrogen peroxide so I might get things wrong here, I intend on updating this guide with new things I discover, and I more than welcome people with actual knowledge on the subject to correct me or add more tips!
Also if you’re a child pls get an adult to do this and don’t play with chemicals, I don’t have money for a lawsuit.

We’ve all been there. Upon arriving at an excavation site, or while surveying, we sometimes find a cool-looking, out-of-context bone. It’s clearly old (maybe not ancient, but old) and out of context, so it might even be legal to take, depending on your country’s law and your profs mood. Upon picking up your new, maybe-legally acquired bone, you notice it’s grimey af. “fuck”, you say. “how could I POSSIBLY clean it?” you say. “LIKE THIS!” I say, providing you with a short, amateurish guide on How To Pretty Up That Old Bone You Randomly Found™:

Thinking about using the good ol’ chlorine bleach? THINK AGAIN because the bone you’ll recover from a chlorine bleach bath will most likely either become super fragile and crumbly, or come out in a liquid state, and no one likes a mushy, flaccid bone.
Also - keep in mind that what is written here should not be applied to bones that seem fragile and crumbling. Why’d you even pick them up they’re far too fucked to be restored by amateurs like me lol.
Also 2.0 - what is written here should not be applied to fresh roadkill or whatever fucked up freshly decomposing carcass you find outside.

What you should be thinking about using is hydrogen peroxide (H2O2). You can buy H2O2 at any drugstore (3% and 6% concentrates are what is sold in my local store). Avoid using H2O2 that is meant for hair since it has other components in it that can damage the bone.

First, get a toothbrush, prefferably not your own, and brush the bone with some warm (not hot, I repeat, not. hot.) water till you get the dirt out. If the dirt is especially stubborn, sharpen a chop-stick into a shiv and carefuly pry the dirt out. If chopsticks are not available, find another pointy wooden potential prison weapon and avoid using a pointy metal thingy since wood is much softer and has far less chances of damaging the bone. After getting done with the initial dirt touch ups, steal a plastic container (with a lid) from your unsuspecting mother/roomates. Put some gloves on, be responsible and don’t handle H2O2 with your bare hands for the love of god. Put your bone in the stolen container, cover it with hydrogen peroxide and add an equal amount of water. Close the lid, hide the box from your disturbed mother/roomates and wait for about a week. Don’t use a lid that completely seals the container from the outside world, it’ll literally blow the fuck up. Use a slightly loose lid. 

You should leave your morbid witch container be for about a week, but still check up on your bone every other day to see its progress. Higher concentrate hydrogen peroxide has more chances of eating away the bone so keep an eye on it!
It’s been about 48 hours since I soaked the Astragalus I found and so far so good! Will add pics once the whole process is done!

Going back to fresh roadkill and decomposing carcasses: H2O2 does not dissolve soft tissue and flesh, so don’t pick up that shit thinking H2O2 will get rid of it for you. What H2O2 will do to a bone like that is make the soft tissue more loose and easier to remove. It will also sterilize the bone, which is good. 

Now go have fun with your slightly disturbing hobby!

Originally posted by vultureculturecoyote

BTS reaction: their s/o not eating enough, but refusing to eat more

Thank you for requesting! xx


Jin/Kim Seokjin: 

He would probably find some way to make you eat. Food is important, especially if your body is gonna give up on you soon. He’d try to convince you, and if you keep refusing, he’d find another way. I wouldn’t be surprise if he’d do some mild guilt tripping. Like, he’d cook, and then act all sad if you don’t eat the food “he worked so hard on making”.

Originally posted by the8-carat


Suga/Min Yoongi: 

Before deciding what he should do, he’d want to know why you’re not eating. If it’s body issues, he’ll probably say he doesn’t care, and promise to join you to the gym if you start eating. If you’re just not feeling it, he’ll pretty much force you. He might go for something as simple as ice cream, as it’s better than nothing, and might be nicer to eat than food. If it’s because you feel kinda sick, he’ll try feeding you a little bit at a time. Whatever the reason is, you’re gonna be eating within an hour.

Originally posted by imonaworldtour


J-Hope/Jung Hoseok: 

He’ll be so worried, but have no idea what to do. He wouldn’t feel like he has the right to force you, like Yoongi and Jin would, so he’d be left with just words. He’d probably spend hours trying to convince you if that’s what it takes. If he does eventually give up, he will eat something right in front of you, and hope that your hunger wins over your mind.

Originally posted by btsumari


Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon: 

I feel like his approach to any problem is to find out what’s causing it in the first place, and solve it that way. And this is no different. He’d think that he might be able to convince you to eat one meal, but then you’ll be back to not eating if he doesn’t know the reason why you’re not eating. And depending on the reason, I think he’d take similar approaches to Yoongi.

Originally posted by parkjiminer


Jimin/Park Jimin: 

Depending on what kinda day he’s had, he might actually get annoyed. Like if he’s exhausted and it’s been a bad day in general, he’ll just be tired, and if you don’t eat that’ll just make him annoyed “because why can’t you just eat like any other person?”. But if he’s in a good mood, I think he would be more similar to Jin.

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves


V/Kim Taehyung: 

Worried and upset. Why won’t you take care of your beautiful body? He wants you to be healthy, and if you do anything that’s bad for your health he’ll get kinda upset with you. I think he’d just assume that it’s because you don’t like your body, and he’ll start to shower you with compliments. And if you tell him there’s another reason, he’ll be surprised for a bit, before finding a new way of convincing you to start eating.

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby


Jungkook/Jeon Jeongguk: 

He’d want to be like Yoongi, but in reality he’d be more like Hobi. He’d want to find out why you don’t want to eat, and then find a way to make you eat anyways. But he’d feel like that’s be wrong of him to do, so he’d have to work with words only. And he would not give up until you’ve agreed to share a pizza with him.

Originally posted by jengkook

anonymous asked:

If it's ok how would the guys react to their s/o pushing them off the bed in their sleep?

I loved writing this it was so much fun

Genji - He probably laughs it off, but he might pull you down after him in retaliation

Hanzo - Is very surprised that he didn’t wake up until he was already one the floor, slightly grumpy maybe, but he just crawls back into bed

McCree - Won’t even wake up. But you soon will because he’ll take all the blankets with him

Reaper - He sighs and crawls back into bed and wraps his arms around you so if you do it again he can pull you down with him

Soldier 76 - Wakes up the moment you start pushing and doesn’t let you do it, even if he has to wake you up.

Reinhardt - I don’t know how you’d manage to shove this man off the bed, but if you do he’ll laugh about it and congratulate you on your powerful leg muscles

Zenyatta - I don’t think he sleeps like humans do, but if you might get him to cuddle you while you sleep. If you then kick him off in your sleep he doesn’t even hit the floor, he just hovers there. Will either hover next to the bed and meditate or go do something else depending on his mood and what time it is

Torbjorn - Doesn’t normally sleep in a regular bed, he usually falls asleep on a cot he has in his workshop, and the cot only fits him

Lucio - He’s probably the one pushing you out of bed, just because he falls asleep doesn’t mean he stops moving constantly. Will apologize profusely in the morning

Junkrat - Good luck, the boy clings to you in his sleep and there is nothing you can do to get him to let go until he’s awake

Roadhog - I don’t know how you’d manage to shove him off either, but I admire your strength. He does too, and he tells you so once you wake up

anonymous asked:

That tea recipe sounds so good ! do you usually make any other types?

yeah ah i actually love tea a lot (like i definitely drink more coffee but tea is really something special to me). i blend a lot of my own teas depending on my mood, so i might make a lil info graph sometime soon on my faves if people would want that! 

A Little Help [teddy lupin x reader]

Requested by anon:  Do you think you would be able to write a fully one shot about Teddy? I know there isn’t a lot known about him but still! Maybe the reader is thinks he’s with victorie so she’s holding back and being shy and he gets nervous when they talk (I just imagine his hair turning different colours depending on his mood and making it so very obvious!) and then just fluff of them being together :)

A/n: A really cute idea, thank you! I think he might be the perfect mixture of Tonks and Lupin, so I gave it a go. (Also I looked for a fitting GIF and found that Bradley James looks like a Ted to me, idk.) GIF is not mine.

  • Warnings: fluffy fluff
  • Word count: 1200

Edward Remus Lupin. There he was. Standing in front of you in the courtyard, looking as good as ever, though he seemed not to realize this himself. 
The breathtaking blend of quirky and confident, nerdy and daring, calm and hyper, humble and provoking, has you swept off your feet ever since.

He has been swarmed by girls as soon as it was announced that he would be this years Head Boy, but you have kept an eye on him years before.
There was just one thing that held you back: Victoire.
You didn’t hate her. It probably wasn’t even possible to dislike someone who was one-eighth Veela, but you were jealous of her, for hanging around with Ted most of the time.

“… (Y/N)?” Your name coming from his mouth disrupted the thoughts you wandered through, while looking into his eyes for too long.

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“It’s Been A While”

Pairings: Yoongi x Reader, Jimin x Reader

Summary: Life isn’t a movie

Angst + Fluff

It’s not very long, just under 1.7k words, based on another one of those dreams 


It sucks.

Being the best friend of the guy you’re in love with and not the girl that rests on his shoulder, sat on the other side of him. The worst part? Probably the third-wheeling. People have qualifications in being a surgeon, a model, a lawyer… You, on the other hand seem to be over-qualified in third-wheeling, your graduation with an audience of two and that two were a couple, you know…

Single.

Single, single, single.

It wasn’t that you needed a relationship to be happy, it was just that you had held off putting yourself into the big wide world, waiting for the day she breaks his heart and he comes running to you and realizes that you’re the one for him… and who is he?

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riverdale aesthetic/mood boards

featuring ‘actual troy bolton’ archie andrews, ‘will sass you but not hit you’ jughead jones, ‘actual living meme’ betty cooper, ‘could kill you with her eyes closed’ veronica lodge, ‘probably a murderer but looks beautiful doing it’ cheryl blossom and ‘too gay for this world protect him’ kevin keller

idk i might make more depending on how you guys like them?? i chose colours based solely on how their personalities appear to me

credit me if using !! reblog if you save xx