No surprise here: Jimmy Kimmel had a lot of material for his late-night monologue on Monday.The Oscars host returned to Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday to share his version of the chaos that ensued when presenters Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway mistakenly announced La La Land as the winner of Best Picture instead ofMoonlight. And he had thanks for one person in particular.
I took all my feelings, my wants and needs and dreams, and I buried them inside you. I planted a seed and watched and prayed over it. I planted myself inside you and waited to bloom! And it didn’t take me no 18 years to realize the soil was hard and rocky, and it wasn’t never gonna bloom!
“I go outta here every morning, I bust my butt ‘cause I like you? You’re about the biggest fool I ever saw. A man is supposed to take care of his family. You live in my house, feed your belly with my food, put your behind on my bed because you’re my son. It’s my duty to take care of you, I owe a responsibility to you, I ain’t got to like you!”