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OKAY SO IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN DENVER, COLORADO, USA, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GIANT DEMON HORSE aka BLUECIFER aka CABALLO DIABLO

first things first, gaze upon this majestic fucker:

and, in case you felt like sleeping tonight, gaze upon him again:

this is denver international airport’s fabled demon horse, a gigantic 32-foot, 9000-lb statue embodying the terror and eldritch nature of death itself. locals have lovingly nicknamed it “bluecifer”, because we love our murder child

and i do mean murder

in case the GLOWING RED EYES staring into your soul weren’t enough to tell you old bluecifer is bad news, you should know that in the process of its construction the thing was responsible for the death of its creator. part of it injured him fatally.

we welcome people to the state of colorado with a murderous demon horse that haunts your nightmares for the rest of time. we’re a nice place, really

people are divided on their opinions of the thing for obvious reasons, but for those of us that enjoy having an elder god living on our doorsteps, someone has created and runs a twitter account for bluecifer that acts… well, exactly the way you’d expect a giant blue murder horse should

all hail our horse overlord

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Arrival (2016)

Directed by Denis Villeneuve

Cinematography by Bradford Young

Me thinking about the U.K. during the day: yeah the European country with the Queen

Me thinking about the U.K. at 3:30 am: why does the U.K. like take me home, country roads so much? Like do they think we like it? We don’t really like it that much. I mean we do, but not THAT much. Everytime I hear someone from the U.K. talk about America they bring up John Denver and I don’t know how to respond. Is that what they think America is like? Is that what they think the south is like? Do they know West Virginia isn’t even really in the south? I watched the second kingsman movie and they played that the whole damn time. Weren’t the Americans from Kentucky anyway? Not even West Virginia? My sister did a study abroad in Ireland and when the patrons at the bar found out they were from Texas they played Take me home, country roads. Did they know it wasn’t about Texas? Does the U.K. know something we don’t? Am I just not a good American? What’s up with the U.K. and Take me home, country roads???

This Day in 1D History - July 24

2011: 

  • Hannah and Louis keep things on good terms :))

2013: 

  • Zayn joins the party a little late (with some help from Louis :))
  • Liam gets in a pre-show workout with Mark 
  • Take Me Home Tour concert – Denver, USA 

2014: 

  • “Keep finding great pics on my phone! Louis and liam on the set of our macys Xmas commercial for the perfume last year” (via Niall’s Twitter)

2015: 

  • M&G love
  • On the Road Again Tour concert—Winnipeg, Canada  feat. HERO (aka “WHY IS NO ONE KISSING ANYONE?!”) 

2016: 

  • Niall shares an iconic bit of wisdom
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Denver, Colorado, USA