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Jacob: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?
Newt: We’re safe.
Jacob: Oh good.
Newt: We’re in a small prison cell in the Headquarters of the Magical Congress of the United States of America.
Jacob: This is obviously some strange usage of the word “safe” I wasn’t previously aware of.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (honestly not sure which version)

for @multi-purpose-tool-guy

Now for something completely different 

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