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Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

  • Me: *looking at pictures of gay ships*
  • Dad: *Looks over sholder*
  • Dad: Why are you looking at pictures of people kissing?
  • Me: Because......
  • Dad: I can't tell which one is the girl....
  • Me: Ohhh....*points to the uke*
  • Me: That one.
  • Dad: Okay *nods slowly and walks away*
  • Me: *breaths out a sigh of relief*
  • Me: That was close.
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In human aus I always like to think Norway is really good at slight of hand.

Ahh this is part of a bigger AU that I never posted, but I thought this was a cute scene from it.

me: *discovers new fluffy ship*

me: aww~ they’re so cute and adorable and nice and fluffy so cute and perfect such a wonderful ship–

brain: yes but what would happen if one of them died? or got into a tragic accident? how would the other react? what if one of them cheated? but accidentally? imagine the angst! imagine one of them being depressed! getting drunk over the other! suicide themes! blood! d e a t h! a n g s t! imagine them in an au where they’re forced to be enemies! imagine one dying in the others arms! person a’s death was caused by person b!

me: …wow okay chill.

Hetalia Ship Fans
  • Gerita fans: Remember how they literally spend every waking
  • second of their lives together?
  • Spamano fans: Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?
  • Franada fans: Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?
  • FrUk fans: Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.
  • UsUk fans: Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?
  • Ameripan fans: Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths
  • GiriPan fans: Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?
  • TurGre fans: Remember when they were kids and all?
  • LietPol fans: Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?
  • DenNor fans: Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?
  • SuFin fans: Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?
  • PruHun fans: Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?
  • AusHun fans: Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?
  • RoChu fans: Remember how Russia used to stalk China?
  • RoBel fans: Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.
  • HongIce fans: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
  • PruCan fans: YOU think you have it off bad??????
  • Any ship fan involving minor characters that have probably only appeared in the manga: *distant sobbing*

we’re going to build a giant lego piece out of lego