It was a warm and sunny day in Philadelphia. The city wasn’t surprised with the sun, as it never sets in Philadelphia. Therefore, it is always sunny there.
However, the city was shocked when they looked at the sky and saw the giant pale man standing over them. It was Dennis Reynolds. He had a giant boner to match his giant body. He was huge. People screamed.
Dennis immediately busted a nut, hearing the citizens scream. After he came, he shrunk to his normal size. The city was flooded with him semen. Many drowned.
And the author thought, “Guess I’ll die,” and shrugged.