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Madness:

“SANDY” HUNGER MAGAZINE

photographer Michael Creagh  

fashion stylist Lisa Jarvis

featuring wardrobe by Alex London Fashion House

hair Dennis Fei at Kate Ryan INC

makeup Yuko Takahashi for MAC Cosmetics & Swarovski

makeup assistant Megumi Kashimura

nails Eri Narita at Kanako Salon NYC

model Karolina Babczynska at IMG

Dear Liz Lemon,
While other women have bigger boobs than you, no one has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us. And for the first time since the ‘86 World Series I cried… I cried like a big dumb homo. And if it was up to me we would be together forever. But there’s a new thing called “women’s liberation” which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me and that I just live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatters rights. I’ll always love you. Goodbye, good luck, I’ll never forget you.
—  Dennis Duffy, 30 Rock
SNL 40th Anniversary Special : Weekend Update

I honestly hope that Weekend Update starts off with Chevy, he tells some jokes, then Jane pushes him aside and she then takes over, following that, Dan Ackroyd joins her. Following a few jokes, Bill Murray steps in and Ackroyd walks away, following a few more jokes, (if he appears) Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update intro plays, but on another Weekend Update set and Dennis Miller appears and takes over, then Kevin Nealon (if he appears) takes over following a few jokes, some more jokes, then Norm pushes him aside and tells some jokes, and following that Norm (attached to a pulley), is lifted off of the set and then Colin Quinn (if he appears) rolls in and takes his place. Following a few jokes, Jimmy and Tina’s Weekend Update intro plays, and Tina and Jimmy appear on another Weekend Update set, and start telling jokes. Then Jimmy puts on some sunglasses, and walks away (to his film career), and Amy rolls in, and they start telling jokes. Tina then gets up and strolls away with the 30 Rock theme playing subtly, and Amy rolls over to the viewers left of the screen, and Seth moves on to the right. After a few jokes, Amy walks away with the Parks and Rec theme playing subtly, and Seth moves to the middle. After a few jokes, Cecily rolls in and Seth moves over to the left. After a few jokes, Seth gets up and walks away, and Colin walks in and takes his place. After a few more jokes, Cecily rolls away, and Che takes over. Following a few more jokes, the rest of the Weekend Update anchors roll in and surround the desk and Colin says, “For Weekend Update I’m Colin Jost”, followed by each anchor saying their name, and ending with all of them saying, “Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.”

SNL birthday calendar!

JANUARY

1 - Don Novello (1943)
4 - Michael O’Donoghue (1940)
6 - Kate McKinnon (1984)
13 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1961)
14 - Gail Matthius (1953)
22 - Patrick Weathers (1954)
24 - John Belushi (1949)
31 - Bobby Moynihan (1977)

FEBRUARY

1 - Garrett Morris (1937)
5 - Tim Meadows (1961), Christopher Guest (1948), Chris Parnell (1967)
7 - Chris Rock (1965), Robert Smigel (1960)
8 - Cecily Strong (1984)
15 - Chris Farley (1964)
16 - Paul Brittain (1977)
21 - Christine Ebersole (1953)
22 - Rachel Dratch (1966)
28 - Gilbert Gottfried (1955)

MARCH

2 - Matthew Laurance (1950), Laraine Newman (1952)
3 - Tim Kazurinsky (1950)
13 - Robin Duke (1954)
14 - Billy Crystal (1948)
21 - Brad Hall (1958)
23 - Terry Sweeney (1950)
25 - Mary Gross (1953), Jenny Slate (1982)
26 - Martin Short (1950)

APRIL

1 - Taran Killam (1982)
3 - Eddie Murphy (1961)
4 - Robert Downey Jr. (1965)
13 - Gary Kroeger (1957)
14 - Anthony Michael Hall (1968)
21 - Rob Riggle (1970)
23 - Jan Hooks (1957)
29 - Nora Dunn (1952)

MAY

4 - Ana Gasteyer (1967)
6 - Sasheer Zamata (1986)
7 - Aidy Bryant (1987)
10 - George Coe (1929), Kenan Thompson (1978)
13 - Siobhan Fallon (1961)
18 - Denny Dillon (1951), Tina Fey (1970)
20 - Alan Zweibel (1950)
21 - Al Franken (1951)
23 - Tim Robinson (1981)
25 - Mike Myers (1963)
31 - Chris Elliott (1960)

JUNE

2 - Dana Carvey (1955)
4 - Horatio Sanz (1969)
6 - Colin Quinn (1959)
7 - Bill Hader (1978)
10 - Rich Hall (1954)
12 - Finesse Mitchell (1972)
13 - Laura Kightlinger (1969)
15 - Jim Belushi (1954)
16 - Abby Elliott (1987), Laurie Melcalf (1955)
17 - Will Forte (1970), Joe Piscopo (1951)
21 - Jim Breuer (1967)
22 - Mike O’Brien (1976)
26 - Mark McKinney (1959)
28 - Gilda Radner (1946)
29 - Colin Jost (1982)

JULY

1 - Dan Aykroyd (1952)
8 - A. Whitney Brown (1952)
13 - Danitra Vance (1954)
16 - Will Ferrell (1967)
19 - Nancy Carrell (1966)
21 - Jon Lovitz (1957)
22 - David Spade (1964)
27 - Maya Rudolph (1972)
30 - Dean Edwards (1970)

AUGUST

2 - Melanie Hutsell (1968), Victoria Jackson (1959)
13 - Tom Davis (1952)
18 - Andy Samberg (1978)
21 - Brooks Wheelan (1986)
22 - Kristen Wiig (1973)
23 - Jay Mohr (1970)
24 - David Koechner (1962), Charles Rocket (1949)

SEPTEMBER

4 - Kyle Mooney (1984), Damon Wayans (1960)
6 - Jane Curtin (1947)
7 - Leslie Jones (1967)
9 - Adam Sandler (1966)
15 - Beth Cahill (1963)
16 - Amy Poehler (1971), Molly Shannon (1964)
18 - Jason Sudeikis (1975)
19 - Jimmy Fallon (1974), Cheri Oteri (1962)
20 - Morwenna Banks (1961)
21 - Bill Murray (1950)
24 - Phil Hartman (1948)
28 - Janeane Garofalo (1964)
30 - Ann Risley (1949)

OCTOBER

1 - Beck Bennett (1984), Randy Quaid (1950)
4 - Jerry Minor (1969)
6 - Jim Downey (1952)
8 - Chevy Chase (1943), Darrell Hammond (1955)
10 - Julia Sweeney (1959)
11 - Joan Cusack (1962)
14 - Jay Pharoah (1987)
17 - Norm MacDonald (1963), Michael McKean (1947)
19 - Chris Kattan (1970)
21 - Jeff Richards (1974)
24 - Casey Wilson (1980)
31 - Brian Doyle-Murray (1945), Rob Schneider (1963)

NOVEMBER

3 - Dennis Miller (1953)
7 - Fred Wolf (1964)
10 - Tracy Morgan (1968)
14 - Vanessa Bayer (1981)
16 - Pete Davidson (1993)
18 - Kevin Nealon (1953), Nasim Pedrad (1981)
26 - Yvonne Hudson (1954)
28 - Paul Shaffer (1949)
29 - Ellen Cleghorne (1965), John Milhiser (1981)
30 - Ben Stiller (1965)

DECEMBER

1 - Sarah Silverman (1970)
4 - Fred Armisen (1966), Pamela Stephenson (1949)
14 - Michaela Watkins (1971)
23 - Harry Shearer (1943), Noël Wells (1986)
26 - Tony Rosato (1954)
28 - Seth Meyers (1973)

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