denmark tho

we’re going to build a giant lego piece out of lego

the difference between densu, nedden, denice, denpru, and dennor

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph sweden: No. Yer gonna get yerself killed, y’idiot.

~

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph netherlands: *rolls eyes* sure why not

~

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph iceland: wTF NO OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?? NOPE NOPE GET BACK HERE - WAIT WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME STOP

~

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph prussia: I’M ALREADY AT THE CLIFF ALSO I BROUGHT BEER

~

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph norway: *silently comes with him, gets to the top of the cliff, checks denmark over to make sure he’s safe and all his harnesses are on correctly, and then kicks him off the cliff by himself*

Stay back, I’ll protect you

A Breach of Trust: Chapter 1

(That “Catch 22 AU” I’ve whispered about, that @kikaiz​ coined and that @voix7​ and I have been helping flesh into a full story which I am really, really excited about)

This is a world in which Mob and Reigen’s paths have never crossed, in which 10-year-old Mob found psychic guidance in the form of the aging, retired tv personality Keiji Mogami, in which Reigen followed through on his plans to close the Spirits and Such Agency, in which a cruel twist of Mob’s powers forces him to confront how dangerous he really is.

10 year old Shigeo Kageyama has vanished, his trail instantly cold, and his case gathers dust in police archives as a kidnapping never solved. Four years pass before a chain of events causes his path to cross with that of the despondent, unfulfilled fake-psychic-turned-fake-investigator, Arataka Reigen. Reigen finds himself in over his head caring for an escaped victim of abuse who, for reasons unfathomable, has been taught to believe his very existence is a horrifically dangerous thing…


(Act 1Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 )

(Act 2: Chapter 10-18)

(Act 3: Chapter 19+)

March came in colder than it did most years. The children of Salt Elementary School walked home bundled in thick jackets and knitted mittens. They made games of puffing out frozen breaths and writing their names into the frost of passing windows. Shigeo Kageyama walked behind two of his classmates, though he did not go home.

Instead he toed along the edge of a cobblestone sidewalk, arms out for balance, off in a direction opposite of home. His backpack bulged out like a turtle shell, heavier than usual. It was packed with the flannel pajamas and a tooth brush Mogami had asked him to bring. Mogami had not given a reason why.

Mob didn’t like the extra weight, but it kept him centered on the cobblestone rail.

The two 10-year-old classmates ahead of him took the right street. Mob continued straight, tracing the stone.

“After this, can we go back to the park?” Mob asked. He wobbled, tilting his head over his shoulder to ask Mogami directly.

“We go to the park every day.” Mogami answered. He walked the sidewalk, thin silver hair catching sunlight and twists of icy wind. The hollow pockets beneath his eyes were deep, but not unkind, intently watchful of Mob who dipped and wavered with each balance-beam step.

“Yeah, because I like it.”

“We’re doing something different today, Mob.”

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

how do the nordics react when someone does the Italian hand meme to them?

Denmark: Cries because he thinks they’re mad at him

Norway: Assumes it’s sign language of some kind and starts signing in NSL to ask them what’s going on

Sweden: Thinks they want him to give them something so he digs around in his pocket and hands them a piece of gum

Finland: Finds the gesture vaguely threatening and puts up his dukes to fight

Iceland: Stares blankly at them for five minutes