denko guy

[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails Σ(´・ω・`)

Part one of something I will probably regret doing.  I did my best to change the dialogue as little as possible typing quirks aside.  Which means I had a lot of debate over who each line sounded most like.  Hope this is amusing, guys.

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 i̬͍̩͇̺ ̕c̦̻̜̟a̝̟̭̣̦ͅn̘͖̭͎̦ͅ ̸̺m̯̗̬̞̻̝̮͝a͇̰͇k̢̩̗̼̹̘̩e͙̲̟͕͍ ͉̯̜͎s͔̙̱pa͙̻g̜͇̪͓̘̝h̢ͅe̪̰͓̠̩̗̥t̛͕̘̱t̰͚̺͜i͞ (̸̲̗ͥͮ̈́̓̇´̧ͥ̉・҉̮̳̱̙̗͖ω͆̌̏̄̽ͭ・`̷̣͙̰̞̤̓͂̓͛̓͌̕͜)̧͚̲̟̫̝͇ͩ̈́ͦ̓ͤ̇̇

Denko, are you O.K.? (´・ω・`)

As the cherry blossoms fell,

It was clear she was in hell.

It was clear he didn’t get it nor did he want to

He just fretted.

Many times she changed her number,

but still he wouldn’t slumber.

So she attacked him with her purse,

yet still he was perverse.

Denko, are you okay?

So, Denko, are you okay?

Are you okay, Denko?

Denko, are you okay?

So, Denko, are you okay?

Are you okay, Denko?

Denko, are you okay?

So, Denko, are you okay?

Are you okay, Denko?

Denko, are you okay?

So, Denko, are you okay, are you okay, Denko?!

Denko, are you okay?

Will you tell us that you’re okay?

There’s a thread here in 2chan

that he grabbed you- a thread here, Denko.

Many times you changed your number,

but still he wouldn’t slumber.

So you attacked him with your purse,

yet still he was perverse.


(´・ω・`)