My Crush Won't Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`) [Help!]
In April of 2012, I unleashed a monster, and now it’s time to lay it to rest.

Several months back, I went looking through the “Crazy Lunatic” tag on the same summary site the Denko saga was on, hoping to find more 2ch threads along those lines. Instead, I found a lot of stuff that was just downright creepy and not entertaining enough to translate.

However, I also found Part 0 of the saga. A thread posted a week before what was thought to be the first thread.

It’s awfully short, but here it is.

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