denise lopez

i’ll reinvent the human race and shove it in Jemilla’s face

Bonus:

“Well, have I got an idea for YOU”

“we CANNOT compete with squirrels”

“GROSS”

*Zazz’s demonstration music is stopped*

“It’s… yeah it’s harder than that”

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Jasmine and Jafar talking about tigers, suitors, and…fish-fuckers?

Ja'far returns to the Palace to welcome a very important visiting Prince from the land of Pik-zahr, but wait! Isn’t the Princess known to sick tigers on visiting Princes?! I really hope you haven’t goofed this one up, Ja'far!

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The Starkid women are my role models, not just because they’re strong, independent, talented women pursuing their dreams in a career field I one day hope to join, but because they offer a wide representation and diversity in their media.

Lauren Lopez is Latina.

Lauren Walker is African American.

Meredith Stepien is not afraid to rock her natural curls.

Jaime Lyn Beatty dyes her hair and experiments with different styles.

Devin Lytle is a stick.

Julia Albain is curvy.

Rachel Soglin is short and brunette.

Denise Donovan is tall and blonde.

And none of them try to hide it. They’re all amazing and quirky and true to themselves, proving that you don’t have to be model flawless or artificial to make it in this business. And to young, impressionable minds, it’s more important than anything else that they can identify with positive roll models in their dream careers. It’s encouraging. I love the Starkid women.

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hello yes please come to horse house we have walls and walls of horse shirts

yes please come now we would like that

that is why we put the open sign on the door

can you wear a horse shirt in bustling metropolis?

OF HORSE YOU CAN

hey! can you wear a horse shirt when you’re at the market making healthy choices?

oh that’s a good idea! OF HORSE YOU CAN!

can you wear your horse shirt on your first date?

OF HORSE YOU CAN

what about your second?

let me think about that OF HORSE YOU CAN

what about your third date? and he invites you to his flat and you say oh thats good and you go oh no what if that makes him think you’re going to have sex with him and you really want to say i want to move slow so this lasts forever

YOU GO GIRL! OF HORSE YOU CAN!

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HORSE SHIRTS

can you wear a horse shirt when you’re praying to Jesus Christ?

oh that’s very personal but OF HORSE YOU CAN

can you wear your horse shirt if you are working out at the gym?

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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run! neigh! canter! to horse house immediately please!

yes! but do not come if there’s a closed sign on the door cuz that means we’re not there

oh no! my tummy aches so badly miss. can i come to horse house?

NO EXCUSES! come now please

thank you

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