denial's not just a river in egypt

Jake/Amy Fanfictions Rec

A lot of people have been asking us lately fanfiction recommendations, so here you go:

Bribery Will get You Everywhere


Red Fish, Blue Fish

Primary and Secondary

Doilies All The Way Down

I Become Such A Monster When I Miss You

Auld Lang Syne

Denial Isn’t Just A River In Egypt

Adventures In Parenting

And I’ll Be Yours To Keep

High Crimes and Misdemeanors

Good Morning


I Don’t Get Jealous, I Get Stupid

One, Two, Three, Four

I Want Your For Worse or Better

End Of Side A, Please Turn Over

It’s A Warm, Warm Winter

La Nochebuena

Let’s Go Get A Wave

Not Just Some Old Car

Third Date

Decaf Ginger and Lemon Tea

Been Wondering If You’re Heart Is Still Open

Rest Your Bones


Starry Nights

Heart Emojis

Six Little Rules

Right. Partners

Calm Down Santiago

anonymous asked:

Hello. You know any good fics where Steve is the one that makes the first move or is flirty? I'm just tired of Tony being the one to iniciate things

Hey there! I get you honey, now I love me some blushing!steve but it’s nice to read fics where the roles are reversed and Tony is the one stammering and blushing like a teenage girl so here you go:

These are all the ones I can think of we need more flirt!steve. Enjoy!


The Lover Episode 7 Feels Explosion

1: Let’s just ignore the fact that Joonjae apparently has a girlfriend (really writer oppa/unniedeul?┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘) and focus on the couch cuddles instead. See how Takuya just drapes himself all over Joonjae? It makes me o(≧▽≦)o

2: Backhug babes (*☻-☻*) again Takuya is all over Joonjae, I love it (and I’m a hundred percent sure Joonjae does too)

3: THIS!

J: Won’t you be bored when I’m gone?
T: It’s not like you are my wife. Even without you, I’ll be totally fine!
J: (talking to himself) Who said I want to be his wife? Crazy bastard.
T: Joonjae, why are you back already?
J: You… huff… texted me… hah… whether I ate your icecream yesterday. I ate that one, so.. huff… I bought you another one || AND RAN ALL THE WAY BACK AND FORGOT MY “GIRLFIRNED” bro you’re gay af admit it


anonymous asked:

"If only somebody loved you."

“Scuse you, but lots of people love me,” Finn scoffs, rolling his eyes a bit.

“I am highly lovable. Like mega ultra super lovable.”

The ensign smirks at the person, as if triumphant. “In fact, everyone loves me.”

Everyone except me, at least.

Do you ever just really love a show, but then it veers off into this weird direction or something about it changes or, hell, maybe you just don’t like it anymore. But everything after that point isn’t canon. People who still watch the show are like, “ZOMG SUCH AND SUCH HAPPENED” and you’re like, “no it didn’t, that show got canceled, remember.” “BUT…” “What are you even talking about.”

anonymous asked:

The owner of that phone case just posted a dickish reponse to our crisscolfering.

Does she realize that Klaine is fictional and that that fictional couple is portrayed by Chris and Darren?  And the look of joy and happiness on his face when seeing himself and Chris so beautiful drawn speaks volumes?  

Denial is a river in Egypt.

starattorney asked:

got any slurred words for your girlfrie-- I mean friend

Meme: Send ‘slurred words’ to hear my muse describe yours while ridiculously drunk!

     Girlfr– I beg your – just who do you – I beg your pardon! Are you attempting to say, are you suggesting that I possess ulterior motives towards her? Because I think it’s needless to say, it goes without saying, that what you’re implying couldn’t be – couldn’t possibly be farther from the case! Stummer Sar – that is, er, Summer Star – is a young lady who, in spite of my – my protestations, still seems bound and determined to care about me for some reason. She’s really rather, rather very foolish when you get down to it. Impulsive, brash, reckless, loud, and not to mention charming, funny, and kind on top of that! But I’ve no designs on the girl, if that’s what – if that’s what you’re implying! Hmph!”

  • Regina:I love you, Robin!
  • S-wen:She's only saying it because he said it first.
  • Emma:I love you, Killian!
  • S-wen:Yeah, but she didn't sacrifice her life for him.
  • Regina:*marries Robin Hood*
  • S-wen:But she actually loves Emma, duh.
  • Emma:*has Killian's baby*
  • S-wen:I'll bet the baby is really Regina's.
  • Emma & Regina:*each die with their last words being to their loving hubbies and many grandchildren*
  • S-wen:SQ is endgame.

anonymous asked:

hardly anyone's participating in tripskye week. :[ WHYYYYYY?! make themmm. do the thing! go. now.

I know, I’m pretty bummed about it too. Sadly a lot of my energy is going to finishing up my FS better together stuff, so I’m not getting to participate as much either :( 

Oh well, I’ll just keep making Tripskye stuff. Denial’s not just a river in Egypt. :)

honxrable replied to your posthonxrable replied to your post: honxrable replied…

Suki and Jet is an interesting combo man like the more I think of it… I dig it.


I mean if you really think about it:

  • Two natural-born leaders from the same nation who fight for what they believe in (some more questionable than others)
  • Badass + Badass = Total Power Couple
  • Suki will literally have none of his shit
  • Can you see her bringing out his soft side bc I do
  • Jet wanting her to understand about how much the Fire Nation has affected him and Suki just knows
  • The relieved look in their eyes when they find out that the other is safe
  • Let’s face it, Smellerbee and Longshot would so like her
  • Denial is a river in Egypt and they are the captains
  • Cough cough best friends are benders who just happen to be a waterbender and a firebender cough cough and i really like the jetko brotp ya feel me
  • They’d be stupid dorks around each other, ngllll
  • Toph being all B))))))))
  • Katara being all …..B))))))
  • Ty Lee being all !!!!!!
  • Aang being all B)
  • Sokka being all ……B/ but then B)
  • Zuko being all B(((((((((((((((((
Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn’t change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It’s not just a river in Egypt, it’s a freakin’ ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?
—  Grey’s Anatomy
De Nile

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by ChuckleVoodoos

Matt hates listening to Foggy’s heartbeat.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Words: 11132, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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