denial's not just a river in egypt

When Steph has had enough
  • Tim: This villain is dangerous.
  • Stephanie: Yeah, I know.
  • Tim: You sure you don't need any help?
  • Stephanie: I can handle it on my own.
  • Tim: But he almost took you out--
  • Stephanie: I can handle it.
  • Tim: Well, Steph, denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
  • Stephanie: You should know, you steer the boat.
  • Tim:
  • Stephanie:
  • Jason: Oooooooooh. OOOOOOOH. BURN! Street kids, up top! *high-fives Steph* That's what I'm talkin' about!
  • Bruce: I can understand your desire to fight alone, Stephanie. Your family links you to this problem. But you cannot let your dismal background play into this.
  • Stephanie: Yeah, my dismal background with a druggie mom and a criminal dad and yet I still manage to have better manners than you.
  • Bruce:
  • Stephanie:
  • Jason: *slow claps* Two for one, today is my lucky day! You, you special snowflake, YOU are sitting next to ME.
  • The Raven Boys: Book explicitly tells us that Gansey is going to die
  • Me: Ehh... let's see what happens
  • The Dream Thieves: Constant reminders of Gansey's untimely demise
  • Me: He'll be fine
  • Blue Lily, Lily Blue: Terrifying and abundant foreshadowing of Gansey dying
  • Me: Walk if off, Dick.
  • Maggie Stiefvater: Gansey is totally going to die 100% confirmed
  • Me: ...
  • Me: I'm not totally convinced yet tbh

“Oh yeah, there are so many women I’d ‘go gay’ for: Jewel, P!nk, LP, Jenna Marbles, Hannah Hart, Alex Kingston, Ronda Rousey…

Which guys do I think are hot? Jim Halpert from The Office. No, not Real Person John Krasinski who plays Jim Halpert, just Jim Halpert. Yes that’s an important distinction, No I don’t know why, I just like the fictional character.

Yeah of course I’m totes 100% completely straight, why do you ask?”

anonymous asked:

since i'm a sugakookie trash.. how about tsundere yoongi in denial that his affection for kook is more than friendship, featuring namjin as his over meddling best friends? Just a cute, fluffy sugakookie please! And yes this is your sugakookie anon *winks* should i send you yoonkookseok in a ribbon again? lol. Anyway, i love you~ ♡

Denial isn’t Just a River in Egypt = Yoongi wasn’t in love with Jungkook.
» sugakookie. fluff.

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Attempt on Hidekane, Kanehide, Hideneki, whatever. 

So while I was riding a jeepney a few hours ago, thinking about making hidekane fanart for the part of TG that never happened (what part? yeah), the driver turns on the radio and guess what plays…?

You are My Sunshine

I used up every bit of my self control to not yell “fUCK” out loud. 

lol how do you color.

Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt by Fall Out Boy
  • Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt by Fall Out Boy
  • Nico Di Angelo/Andy Noel
  • Nico Answers Stuff
Play

Anonymous said to asknicovoice:

do you like fall out boy as much as the fandom thinks you do? more importantly do you like Will Solace as much as the whole fandom (and Aphrodite cabin) thinks?

ICV: Yes, let’s do some stereotyping! Look, just because I look or act a certain way doesn’t mean I like Fall Out Boy! My music taste is a bit different than. It’s too… I dunno, but I don’t li–

[ringtone: Light ‘Em Up by Fall Out Boy]

Oh my Gods– If Will sent me another picture–

Why does it even matter? Who I like and what I like is my business, isn’t it? It’s not good to really talk about that kind of stuff, anyway.

[ringtone repeat]

Will, I swear–

If You Want to Romance Me...

Okay, I think I have had too much sugar and my love for my best friend has ruined me entirely (thank the friend for this prompt entry)! This is a solangelo comedy fic, but I have never purposely written a comedic fanfic, so enjoy! Sorry for any errors. 

Prompt: Character A wants something simple. Character B wants to go above and beyond. 


Nico tries not to think too much about it, but he does. He is truly worried. Not only because he had a death scare last week, or that Will almost fell off the lava course two days ago, or that Thalia decided to play a really mean prank consisting of lightening repeatedly striking his cabin (that triggered a panic attack that no one saw coming). Nico is worried because for the first time in his almost 16 years—actually 84 years, but who was counting — Will was late for their fourteenth scheduled “get together”.

In plain language, it was a date. But, Nico still has some anxiety about it and no one bothers to correct him if he decides to not label their relationship (one year and counting—the longest relationship both had ever had). So, when the knock sounds on the door, Nico thinks it’s Jason with his comforting persona, Feel Better and I’m Sorry Thalia is a Bit of Dick chocolate, and a nice hug. Yeah, Jason is his best friend because remorse turns him into a puppy and happiness makes him a cuddle monster. Instead, it’s Will, who is fifty-four minutes and six seconds late. Not that Nico was counting.

“What is this?” Nico raises an eyebrow. Will looks sloppy, and this is coming from the gay guy who literally walked outside wearing nothing more than a My Little Pony tee-shirt, Pac-Man boxers and SpongeBob Slippers after a thirty-six hour anime binge on his fifteenth birthday and never bothered to change. The 21st century and Netflix are a strange combination.

There are twigs in Will’s hair, singe marks on the lilies in his hand, and he is drenched form head to toe.

“I voluntarily threw myself into a river, Neeks.” Will sasses, but thrusts the flowers in Nico’s direction and the demigod has no choice but to take them.

“What the hell did you do?” He brings the older demigod inside.

“I just went into the store to buy you some flowers and was attacked by a fire breathing monster, and then it rained because only the camp has regulated weather, and then some guy tried to mug me so I ran to the subway, mind you that place stinks, until finally I left only to be chased by a minotaur, which Percy dispatched for the umpteenth time, like really thank the guy, until I realized I crossed the wrong side of the camp border and end up running through the woods until I knocked on your cabin door.” Will wheezes. “And all in less than an hour.” He looks slightly accomplished.

“Thank you?” Nico cocks his head as if to say Am I supposed to be impressed by your buffoonery? Like why didn’t you have weapons?

“Oh my god,” Will groans and covers his face. “You really don’t remember.”

“Am I forgetting a birthday? Yours isn’t coming for another two months.” Will slaps his own cheek.

“Last week, you said, and I quote you on this, ‘if you want real romance, make your man bring you something worth real money, then take on monsters weaponless in your honor, and complete the task in less than an hour’. I completed all of the requirements: I brought the flowers, took on some monsters, although I did not kill them, and I ran here in perfect time.” Will smiles.

“Dude, I was giving Calypso advice for how to torment Leo, not lead you on a suicide run.” He really needs to have a new conversation setting with his girls now. Nico and Piper can’t admire Channing Tatum’s body in Magic Mike together if Will going to be listening in. Heck, he won’t even be able to admire Captain America with Hazel if Will’s watching if it’s going to make the guy think he needs to eat five chickens a day to get amazing pecks (and they are amazing, thank you Not Another Teen Movie). “We’ll need to have a discussion about boundaries if I can’t have spa day with the girls.”

“But,” Will pouts and Nico just has to, he can’t not, if Will put all this effort into impressing him. Nico reaches up, on his tiptoes because he hasn’t reached his growth spurt, damn you Will Solace, and kisses some very wet lips.

“Thank you,” Nico blushes as he pulls back. “I appreciate all the effort, Will, but do you really think I want my favorite guy out next to monsters without a weapon to fight with. I don’t want you in harm’s way at all and that’s when we’re out on quests.” Will hugs and rolls his eyes.

“Am I really your favorite guy?” Will looks smug now and Nico punches him in the arm.

“Let me tell you a secret Will: If you want to romance me, all you have to do is knock on my door, kiss my brains out and ask if I want to watch a movie. Because I have Netflix and I have neither finished Daredevil Season 2 nor have I started House of Cards.” And Nico tries hard not to melt when Will lights up and it makes the freckles on his face shine and stand out and gods, isn’t he adorable. And Nico has to put up with his wide eyes and his perfect mouth and his perfect tan and his cuteness and his attentiveness. Because he lov—likes him that’s why.

Will reels Nico in for a kiss and its wet, twigs are falling on his floor, and the lilies are sort of dying in his hands, but it’s perfect and Nico wouldn’t change of think if he could just get off of Cloud Nine and use his brain again. Solace has shut off all thinking functions and capacities, again.

“Neeks, will you do me the honor of watching a movie with me tonight?”

“Hell yes!” Nico squeaks, but later he will deny it and the fact that his cheeks are cherry pink. He will also deny how he breathes out and starts to giggle from the endorphin overload. Dopamine is a mortal goddess and demigods should start praising their bodily functions more.

“Good,” Will smiles at him and Nico snorts.

“What?” It’s Will’s turn to raise his eyebrow.

“Well, you are an hour late for our date.” Will’s jaw drops when Nico drops the ‘d’ word. “So, I’ll have to punish you somehow. C’mon, I ordered the newest Friday the 13th film and we are so gonna watch it.” Will grimaces and whines as Nico bounces (he will deny any frolicking movements) over to the couch and inserts the disk into his blue ray player.

“Really, Nico. No, not horror films.” Nico has the audacity to look innocent.

“It gives you an excuse to cuddle with me.”

“I’m all in.”

Nico never does see the film. He’s too busy cuddling and making out with Will Solace on his sister’s purple couch. The next day, Jason will come by and ask why his couch is soppy and covered in leaves. Nico will not blush as he stares the son of Zeus out of his cabin. And he definitely does not blush when Piper wiggles his eyes at the seating. Nope, because Nico is getting on the phone and is calling his daddy to buy him new furniture. For reasons…

blow me like your french horn

Pairing: Jungkook/Jimin (side Yoongi/Taehyung)
Author: ohdizzy
Rating: PG13
Genre: Humour, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Awkward Confessions, Denial, Brass Instruments Galore
Summary: In which Jimin undergoes a transformation from Cinnamon Roll to Sinnamon Roll and Jeongguk is a little too competitive, a little too tsundere, and a little bit too moony-eyed for his own good.
(A tale of red converses, sandpit wrestling, shitty best friends a little too obsessed with playing Cupid, emotional constipation, existential crises, and that one body roll Jimin does that makes Jeongguk re-evaluate his life)
“i see that you adore playing your loud ass trumpet at random moments in the middle of the night, well fyi i happen to be a master at the French horn so fuck u i challenge you to a brass off” AU

Admin Notes: this was so frustrating to read because jungkook was convinced that jimin was his Enemy for at least like six chapters. there are only seven chapters (and an epilogue that’s coming up). but the confession scene really won me over - it was a hollywood romcom worthy confession. really funny, and sure to give you a good laugh. also, god bless taegi for their divine intervention.

Link: AO3 | tumblr

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— 

50-something male with a COPD exacerbation and influenza… still smoking 2 packs/day… but really worried that Symbicort will kill him.

(He doesn’t get the flu shot either – it has all sorts of chemicals in it.)