Oh, I just had tea with the Potters they are very excited to send their grandchildren to Hogwarts tomorrow. James keeps saying Albus will be a Gryffindor and Lily gets mad but she’s laughing. I think Sirius got the poor kid a Gryffindor scarf. If you remember what happened when they found out Teddy was a Hufflepuff, I would prepare myself for twice of that. James started getting whites in his hair but he loves them, says it makes him look foxy. Lily sent these cookies for you and she says hi, you should stop by and drink some tea with them soon. You know because they are all alive and well and no one’s dead and no one betrayed anyone. Fine. They are just fine.
just saying it’s pretty weird how nothing bad happened to miles upshur… just absolutely wild how he successfully got out of mount massive without a scratch on him… all ten fingers? miles upshur has those. he’s never been shot in his life. walrider? what’s that? miles doesn’t know and he’s certainly not possessed by whatever THAT is. anyone else think it’s just great that miles upshur is out there happily living his life, being Gay and not dead? SO glad red barrels didn’t put miles through awful things of any kind
It’s like math! If math was even LESS FUN than MATH!
[Description: Banner heading that says “The Chronic Curmudgeon: Chronic Thoughts”. Underneath, “OMG, it’s not a flare, I just have … (start counting symptoms on one hand, run out of fingers, count symptoms on both hands, take off shoes, count on toes, run out of toes) “Okay, so maybe it’s a flare.”]
sore wa chigau yoi’m here today to do a comprehensive rating on hajime’s sprites from super dangan ronpa 2. without any further ado, let’s begin. 0 = i love my boy and 10 = im crying right now he’s so perfect
a classic! shows his personality. he’s serious, and he’s ready to solve some mysteries. however, he could smile a bit more. >:O. 9/10
deep in thought. i wonder what he’s thinking about. don’t disturb his pondering. 6/10
he’s startled! mildly disturbed. he might have just encountered the death of a friend. oh no. however, he still has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyeliner. his face is soft, he has the look of a friend. :O 8/10
whatever you just said might’ve made him somewhat uncomfortable. please apologize. 8/10
sore wa chigau yo! 10/10
he looks quite unhappy. not as A Friend as other hajimes. he’s frustrated. 6/10
an angery boy. however, he is still soft and despite the fact that he looks like he’d punch you, he’d probably only swear at you for a couple minutes and then chill out again. 7/10
like if you would ask him what’s wrong….. repost if you’d wipe away his tears….. in all seriousness, though. this hajime does not deserve to be sad…. 1/10, only because it hurts me for me to see him sad
that is one loud boy! he’s in Super Shock/Horror! D:< 6/10
this boy is about to tell you why exactly everything you just said is wrong. and honestly, i’d let him. another classic hajime. 8/10
:O?! this is one creeped out boy. he is still very cute though. 9/10
Hajime’s In Denial. however, hajime… as they all say. denials just a river in egypt. on the other hand, this could be him shutting you down after you said something incredibly stupid. 7/10
hajime “what the fuck” hinata. 9/10, please help him. he’s about to go off the deep end- you can see it in his eyes. that does not make him any less perfect, though.
the most despairing sprite. please, help him. please. 2/10
the context of this sprite is that he’s in the middle of a very important exam and he’s not even halfway through and he just heard the teacher say that there is 30 minutes left. he’s under pressure but he remains determined. >:o 7.5/10
a pure, good hajime. beautiful sprite, one of the only one where he’s genuinely smiling- where you can see his angelic smile. 15/10
hajime, while thinking, also accidentally does a nya. >:oc…. 9/10
look at this photograph. it’s so beautiful and pure. he’s so happy. he’s grinning joyously- his smile is like sunshine after 1000 years of rain. it lights up my life, im crying right now. he’s too good. hes … too good. .. 20/10
why is his mouth like that. he’s clearly in distress, as evidenced by his spikey hair and clenched teeth, and upset eyebrows. 6/10
he’s thinking but people all around him are yelling. he can’t think straight and nobody will shut up. he’s still nyaing. >’:Ic 8/10
“ehehe.” this is one of my personal favorites. it might be because i too make this face a lot, but look at him. there isn’t much to say about him. he’s just beautiful. 10/10
shh…. be quiet…. he’s thinking. he’s thinking or he’s really fed up with you and your bullshit. either u_u or -_-. he could also be resting. 9/10 let him rest
sweaty . not nyaing anymore. 7/10
something puzzling has just come up! he’s confused. “what the hell” he thinks. >:o???? 8/10
I am being weirdly productive this evening. =.= Anyway, this ask is referencing this comic here. Hanzo doesn’t know what you’re talking about, you are all making a big deal out of nothing, and denial is most certainly not just a river in Egypt.
Requested by @alexa-misk
hey could you write an imagine where the reader is dating derek and she sings disney songs whenever she’s alone but little does she know that derek listens and one day she stops for some reason and derek confronts her and it’s just really fluffy❤️❤️❤️ and tag me plz ily
A/N: I was literally listening to a disney playlist while writing this. I hope you like it, sorry it’s short though.
“It’s the circle of liiiiiiiife, and it moves us aaallllll” Y/N sang at the top of her lungs, assuming that the loft was vacant. Y/N twirled around in nothing but her boyfriend’s button up shirt and some panties as she cooked breakfast. Her voice traveled to Derek’s heightened senses. The werewolf got out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist. “Can you feeel the loove toniiighht?” She continued as she failed to remember the lyrics to the previous song.
Derek clamped a hand over his mouth to stifle his laugh, he stomped down the stairs to indicate to her that someone was coming. Y/N stopped her singing and proceeded her ministrations. “Good morning,” Derek greeted Y/N with a kiss on her red tinted cheeks, due to the heat of the cooking.
“That smells good” his arms went for her waist as he rested his chin on her shoulder. “You sure love your bacon” she giggled. “I was talking about you” Y/N’s blush deepened as Derek nuzzled his nose in the crook of her neck. She turned around to place a shy kiss on his lips. “Were you singing just now?” a smirk appeared on his lips as he saw her eyes widen but almost immediately resume to their normal size.
“N-no” her stuttering betraying her denial. “Okay love,” he chuckled and kissed her head. Derek took a seat behind her while she distributed the food in two plates.
The third time Derek was caught off guard by Y/N’s voice singing another Disney song, was in the middle of intense training with Isaac. “She has a beautiful voice” Isaac giggled, resembling a school girl that only emitted a growl from Derek.
“She’s got you so hung up that you can’t even focus on your training” Stiles continued the teasing. “You’ll bring honor to us all” Stiles sang simultaneously with Y/N causing the pack to burst into fits of laughter. Derek huffed in annoyance and made his way to his oblivious girlfriend as she proceeded singing.
“Wish I could be part of that woooorld”
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt,” he said causing her to gasp. “It’s what your blood is made of too” he continued. Y/N laughed and covered her mouth. “Busted” she raised her hands in defeat.
He strode to her until his lips met hers softly. “You’re so adorable when you sing and you think that a bunch of werewolves can’t here you” she blushed at his words and giggled. “I forget sometimes” he placed another lingering kiss on her cheek. “You have a beautiful voice, love,” she smiled with a blush at his flattering comment.
"So beautiful that it ends up distracting me, so..“ she realized what he was hinting at. "Right, right” she kissed him. “Sorry, I’ll keep it down” he nodded at her before returning back to the guys.
“You poor unfortunate soooooouls” She sang through the windows causing the guys to laugh at Derek’s annoyance. He raised his head to look at her, “You’re ridiculous” he shouted before shaking his head. “Somehow I’ll, make a man, out of yooooou”
“Yeah! You tell ‘em” Stiles cheered on as they all laughed.
Summary: Your mutual crush on Bucky is at a stalemate, but you get both get a push after Clint discovers one of your weaknesses.
Warnings: Fluff! Small mentions of drinking and prescriptions drugs.
Word Count: 1850
A/N: This fic is for my love, my darling, my favorite Canadian Insomniac: Roo aka @sebseyesandbuckysthighs . Happy Birthday, my dear!! I love you forever!!! Also, this was inspired by a hilarious conversation between the Avengers Trash Tower ladies and I that took place months ago. I’m so happy to know you all, my darlings!! And yes, Roo, I still have that legally-binding screenshot. ;)
Please can you do a headcanon of the batboys developing a crush :) thank you ❤
• It’s really cute
• You were probably like besties
• Then one day he’s like “hold on, I’m in love??”
• Just genuinely loves spending time with them
• Buys them roses one day
• Asks them out
• Flustered af
• Cutest thing ever
• He’s so happy when they say yes
• His feelings develop with subtlety
• Realizes he’s crushing when he catches himself staring
• His feelings just get stronger until whenever he’s around them his chest does the happy butterflies
• Pretty good at concealing it for a while until he can’t take it
• Surprisingly shy about asking them out
• Poor baby falls head over heels real fast
• Doesn’t even know what’s happening or why he’s so happy around them
• Probably fell in love with a trait they have
• Like intelligence or resilience or something
• Admires them so much
• Asks them out with surprising confidence
• Definitely looked up “How to ask someone out”
• Denial is a river in Egypt
• Pretends he hates them
• Boi he doesn’t
• Blushes so hard around them
• Kind of hates himself for it
• One day after they’re like “Why are you a dick to me?”
• It just slips out in a barely comprehensible jumble
• If they give him a chance he’s lowkey overjoyed
• Starts calling them beloved real fast.
I mean, seriously - WTF?!! Does Cait have some kind of disease that prevents her from being able to stand upright? And Sam, poor, poor, Sam. To have to endure having an incredibly beautiful (former)Victoria's Secret model use you as a "support pole." The injustice and horror of it all!! Kids, denial - it's not just a river in Egypt...
😂😂😂Don’t forget when she’s had too much to drink and Sam has to hold her upright . 😂😂😂😂
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