TAZ has me so fucked up because like

I see all of these headcanons and fan art that imply really deep relationships and meaningful connections and beautiful story arcs.

but I’m on episode three

No one knows what they’re doing, they’re rescuing a guy named Barry Bluejeans, they charmed a bugbear into killing a gerblin everyone is calling Mamaw, Taako stole some magic christmas shoes, and we discovered Merle was disowned by his family for his love of Kenny Chesney.

I don’t know if I’m watching the right show.

90′s Rock Vocalists Cheat Sheet

If the words are slurred and the lyrics you can make out often don’t make sense, it’s Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam).

If the words are slightly less slurred and it sounds like he’s trying to sing through a hangover and a mouth full of jagged marbles, it’s Kurt Cobain (Nirvana).

If it’s somehow monotone and soulful at the same time and the backup vocals sound like six of the same guy singing at once, it’s Layne Staley (Alice in Chains).

If it sounds kinda like a dark and spooky Disney villain but also kinda like the guy at the biker bar who might kill you, it’s Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society).

If it goes from melodic singing to throat-murdering screaming in the span of one word and sounds like he’s gonna kick the world’s ass, it’s Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters).

If it goes from melodic singing to throat-murdering screaming in the span of one word and sounds like the world has kicked his ass, it’s Chris Cornell (Soundgarden/Audioslave).

If it has the deep grittiness of Zakk Wylde, the slurring of Eddie Vedder, and lyrics that make you wonder if it’s about sex or murder or both, it’s Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots). 

BONUS: If it sounds like an alien trying to mimic the patterns of human singing while sacrificing all semblance of lyrical meaning in favor of nonsensical rhyming, it’s Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) and he doesn’t really belong on this list because no one mixes him up with anything.

I realized just now that I didn’t know what any of the McElroy brothers (or Clint) looked like so I decided to look them up on the MBMBaM wiki, which I had never been to before but was sure existed. 

What the fuck is going on in this wiki jfc

I feel like there’s a much deeper lore to the McElroy family than I ever imagined and I don’t think I’m ready for this.

You wanna talk about a good show? Let's talk about Dance Academy.

It’s an Australian teen-centric show that’s on Netflix. It’s also the most true to life and honest show I’ve seen. Throughout it, it addresses issues such as body issues, eating disorders, rape/consent, underage alcohol consumption, being prepared for sex, relationships, cheating, sexuality crises, family expectations, family issues, religious obligation, cancer, injuries, death of friends and the subsequent grief, and so much more. I went into watching this program thinking it would be a shallow, average teenage program about dancing, but it’s so much more than that. I have learnt so much and I encourage you to watch it if you haven’t, it’s awesome! (Plus the cast is really hot)

My favorite part of episode 7
  • Justin: I’ll take it.
  • Guard: Oh, uh, okay eager beaver.
  • Taako: I hope this is Gogurt.
  • Guard: Uh, it’s- it’s not, it’s brandy, but it’s uh, it’ll help.
  • Justin: I tried it, and it is Gogurt.
  • Griffin: No, it’s—
  • Travis: Roll for Gogurt.
  • Griffin: No, I—
  • Justin: It’s a character choice I’m making, it’s definitely Gogurt.
  • Griffin: Okay, but see, the flask is not a character—
  • Travis: Taako tastes Gogurt whenever he drinks libations.
  • Griffin: Everything Taako drinks magically transmogrifies— that was the first spell Taako ever cast, and now it’s a terrible curse.
  • Justin: And I can’t get it off.
  • Clint: Gogurtation.
  • Taako: Everything tastes like Gogurt, darling.
  • Griffin: It’s a Sisyphean curse, uh, he thought it was going to be 24/7 Gogurt party, but no, he’s got like mad scurvy. Um. okay, so you –
  • Taako: No, wait, I don’t, because it’s key lime Gogurt. So that’s fine. On the scurvy front I’m cool.
  • Travis: Read a book, Griffin.
  • Taako: Read a book.