TRUE, but also let’s consider a very resourceful Anders not letting some hair get in the way when he wants to just hug his big hairy bf all night. ^^
I can also imagine Anders drifting on the edge of sleep when suddenly Jay’s like “ANDERS. Why would it be big spoon and LITTLE spoon I mean those don’t fit together. Both spoons would have to be the same size…?”, and then Anders is basically like “Love please just go to sleep” and next morning Jay demonstates his spoon theory at breakfast and starts calling them front spoon and back spoon. Anders rolls with it.