Business!AU (?) where Saitama is a manager and Genos is his (very own) secretary ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

Also Saitama has a never-ending struggel to tie his tie // but therefore he has Genos who doesn’t mind helping Saitama out

What about a soul mate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soul mate it’s dramatic and romantic music

But on the other hand…..

“Guys we really shouldn’t go in there, can’t you hear the creepy ass music? I don’t want to get killed.”

“Fuck I’m pretty sure this is fighting music I can’t fight you I have exams to study for.”

“Oh no poor kitty why are you out here all on your-NO STOP THE SAD MUSIC THIS CAT ISN’T GONNA DIE JUST WATCH ME”

anonymous asked:

I have a small favor to ask as I am v confused rn but could you post a brief description of the various gravity falls aus cus I know the names but I don't know what they're about so if you could inform me I'd be grateful please and thanks love~

Okay, this might take a bit.

Transcendence AU 

Essentially, when Bill fails the apocalypse and is dying, he makes one last desperate attempt to survive by trying to posses Dipper without his permission. Dipper fights back and by a hair’s chance manages to push the weakened Bill from his mind, killing the demon. Only, Bill has already rooted himself too deeply into Dipper and all of Bill’s power remains in Dipper, turning him into a demon and forcing him out of the physical plain. Because of his human origin, Dipper is the only demon capable of becoming physical without a rift, although it takes a while for him to figure out how. Now, while Bill was stopped from destroying the world, it was at the cost of the Transcendence. Pretty much the entire world becomes as magical as Gravity Falls and even more dangerous. Dipper becomes known as the demon Alcor and Mabel is his partner in cult bashing partner Mizar. There’s a lot of world building (reincarnation, prejudice against non-humans, monsters in everyday life, thousands of years as Alcor, Uncle Dipper, angels, other demons, awesome new characters, etc…) and overall, the blog is its own fandom that is constantly contributed to. TAU is the largest, most organized, and highest quality AU that I have ever seen. It’s huge. And fantastic. 

Here’s a longer summary.   This is its wiki.    Its TVtropes page.

Demonic Guardians AU -

Here’s the main comic behind it. Demons’ can have one human that if they bond with and protect, will make the demon stronger. There’s a catch though. If the human dies, a part of the demon does too. The stronger the bond between demon and human, the more damage will be inflicted on the demon when the human dies. Not all humans have a demon, and not all demons have a human. A bunch of the cast of GF have demonic guardians, each character having a different level of bond. Bill Cipher is Dipper’s guardian. Mabel’s is Dot Matrix (used to be named Tad Strange; might recognize him as the square with the bowler hat). Gideon’s is Kryptos (the star on top his tent). Stanley has Pi Mo (looks kinda like a coin). Pacifica’s is the Lumberjack Ghost. There’s a whole lot of fan made demons too. The creator is really cool. Outside of Demonic Guardians AU, she’s made the Danny Phantom crossover: You Smell Like Death, the Over the Garden Wall crossover: Garden Falls, and her own really good comic: The Boy Who Fell.

Monster Falls -

Dipper finds a magic stream called Fluvius Cantatis, some stuff happens, and everyone in the town gets turned into monsters. Dipper’s a Deertaur, Mabel’s a mermaid, Wendy’s a werewolf, Stanley’s a Gargoyle, Stanford’s a sphinx, Gideon’s a vampire, Robbie’s a zombie, Soos is a clay homonculus/golem, Pacifica’s a gorgon, Bill’s…human like, etc… This AU is mostly fan art and fanfiction. Sometimes the monster that a character is turned into is different, but this list is what they’re most commonly depicted as.

Reverse Falls -

I have no idea where this AU came from??? All the characters in this have swapped rolls and personalities. Gideon Pines is a kid visiting Gravity Falls with his cousin/best friend Pacifica Pines(or Southeast). While there, they meet the psychic twins Mabel and Dipper Gleeful who run the Tent of Telepathy. The twins are much darker and more powerful than Gideon from Gravity Falls. Will Cipher is an easily terrified Demon who just wants the twins to leave him alone. All the other character’s changes depend on the artist/writer. Robbie and Wendy usually swap. 

Relativity Falls -

This is essentially an age/generation swap. Twins Stanley and Stanford go to spend the summer with their Grauntie Mabel. The main switches are Mabel with Stanley, Dipper with Stanford, Wendy with Dan, Gideon with Bud, Pacifica with Preston, Abuelita(Maria) with Soos, etc… Most of the show is the same, with a few twists and the added personality of having a different character in whatever situation.

Anti-Gravity AU -

Though not to be mistaken for Relativity Falls, Anti-Gravity is also an age swap. Wendy and Soos are young kids who find Journal 3. Mabel and Dipper are teenagers who work for Grunkle Stan at the Mystery Shack. Pacifica has Robbie’s role (dating Dipper, to Wendy’s jealousy). Bud Gleeful takes Gideon’s place as Wendy and Soos’s enemy. Robbie is Soos’s bully. Other than that, all characters stay the same.

Reunion Falls -

Dipper and Mabel are separated at birth: Mabel growing up with their parents in California and Dipper being raised by Grunkle Stan. Eventually, Mabel finds out about Dipper and runs off to Gravity Falls to meet him. Without a twin, Mabel, while still bright and cheerful, is less out going while Dipper, growing up with Wendy and Stan as role  models, is more confident. The AU is the twins getting to know each other and bonding.

Only Child AU -

Mabel is stillborn, making Dipper an only child. Because of his parent’s ever growing grief over losing a child, Dipper is often neglected. Dipper has the same personality as cannon, but it’s buried under self-worth issues, survivor’s guilt, need to be loved, and shyness. He’s a sad child who really just needs a hug. He also knits sweaters; he always wears the red one he made (it looks a bit like Ford’s). The AU is Dipper’s stay at Gravity Falls with Stan and eventually reaches to him growing up and gaining a little sister, baby Mabel (who both he and his parent’s adore). The AU is all art right now, but the creator is eventually going to make a fic for it.

Fright Falls -

Mabel gets turned into a vampire. Dipper gets turned into a werewolf. The AU is their adventures as creatures of the supernatural. There’s a lot of cool art for the AU.

Immortal Pines AU -

Immortal Pines is a comic where Bill kills Mabel and Dipper, only to realize that it wasn’t what he wanted. He brings the twins back to life and makes them immortal by infusing them with his power. This means that they only exist in the dreamscape. The AU is them trying to get back to normal before they become too much like Bill.  The artist is cool.

Twin Demons AU -

Mabel and Dipper are the Demons, while Bill ‘Billi’ is the 12 year old human. Billi is an innocent, if lacking common sense, kid who’s come to Gravity Falls to stay with his Grunkle Stan. The twins are demons with big plans that involve Billi, much to his horror.

Blinded AU 

The Society of the Blind Eye doesn’t wipe Dipper’s memories of the supernatural, they wipe all his memory.  The Society takes him in, indoctrinating him into their ways. Bill visits and uses Dipper as a spy. The AU is an amnesic Dipper living with only the Society and Bill as company.

Apocalypse Falls 

Mabel’s decision in Not What He Seems has catastrophic damage on Gravity Falls. The Shack is destroyed and many people undergo….changes: physical, mental, even death. Dipper gains wings while Mabel’s mind spirals into madness. The AU just got rebooted, so the story-line is unknown at the moment.

  Gravity Rises -

Another swap AU, this time between personality and symbols. Mabel is Pine Tree, the intellectual and mystery obsessed twin. Dipper is Shooting Star, the laid back and creative one. Stan and Ford switch. Pacifica takes Gideon’s role as Crescent Moon, the leader of the Order of the Crescent Eye (Bill’s cult). She’s a sociopath and the main antagonist. Gideon takes Pacifica’s role as Lone Wolf, the rich kid turned anti-hero. Terrifying with his magic, even Bill is wary of Gideon. It’s a cool AU that’s very different from the show even though it’s partially a personality swap.

Joseon AU -

An AU where Gravity Falls takes place in the Joseon Kingdom in Korea. Everyone wears traditional clothing of the time period and place of the Joseon Kingdom. The AU is mostly fan art.

Coven AU -

Mabel and Dipper are the apprentices of Grunkle Stan in a wold where magic is common. Bill’s a magic cat.

Gravity Keys  -

In this AU, Gravity Falls is set in Key West, Florida. Mabel has a chicken instead of a pig, but other than that, most things stay the same.

Church AU -

It’s Gravity Falls, but in a church. Bill is a demon. Bill is in the Church. Dipper is just so angry at Bill. Things don’t go well.

Kitten Dipper AU -

Dipper finds a comb that has a cat shaped handle. When he brushes his hair with it, he gets turned into a kitten! The AU is Dipper the cat.

Carnivàle Falls 

It’s the 1930s. Mabel and Dipper go to stay with their Grunkle Stan at his traveling freak show. Gideon is a faith healer. The Dust Bowl is a problem.

Spy AU -

Stan and Ford are spys with Fiddleford building their gadgets. They’re trying to take down the Cipher Organization.

Camp Cipher -

Gravity Falls, but as a summer camp. The teens are counselors while all the kids are campers. Nice art.

Never Human AU 

Stanley Pines was stillborn, replaced with a Fae or Changeling. When in Fae mode, Stan had six glowing green eyes. There’s some angst of Stan learning to deal with the fact that he’s a monster and not actually related to his family. It’s later revealed that Dipper is also Fae, which really freaks him out. Mabel is super accepting, so everything turns out fine. It’s a really great AU with fantastic fics and art.

Ghost Stan AU -

Stan is a level 10 ghost. It’s awesome, and Stanley makes a great ghost. There’s a lot of sad. Stan’s dead. The AU has a whole bunch of fanfiction and fanart.

Joml AU/Grim AU -

Stanley befriends the Grim, omen of death. As soon as Ford finds out what Stan’s done he freaks out because, well, Stanley has the omen of death as his pet. Really cute and funny AU. Got some angst too though. Also, Stan makes his own journal.

Frankenstan AU -

Stanley dies pre-portal opening. Ford, being the idiot that he is, bring Stan back to life Frankenstein style with the help of Fiddleford. This includes digging up Stan’s body. It’s also got a mystery trio vibe going for it. 


The request for this asked for violence and like dark undertones so that’s exactly what it is. The sex is quite rough to a degree slightly above normal but either way I’m quite proud of this. it’s 2.6k words and I am just pretty proud of it as a whole. 

requests are OPEN

You knew this was a bad idea, while your friends were skeptical about the existence of supernatural beings, you were a firm believer. Your best friend had been the one to cause this, finding an old witchcraft book in a junk shop and no matter how much googling you all did, you couldn’t find any information on the publisher or creator. One of the pages, one with a bookmark standing out proudly, was how to summon a demon. This was a red flag to you, was this the last spell used before it had been donated to some store, maybe by grieving loved ones who had just mysteriously lost someone?

No one would listen to reason though, so here you were, ten minutes to midnight with candles slowly getting lit and a pentagon drawn in blood, yes real human blood. You spoke up for the one thousandth time, “This isn’t a good idea” but your friends laughed at you, instructing you to take your place at one of the points of the star. You did so reluctantly, sighing as you watched the minutes tick down.

“You’re the only one who can speak latin, we need you, please?” Your best friend begged, pulling out her strongest weapon, the puppy dog eyes. You reluctantly agreed, taking the book from her with a sigh as the alarm beeped as one minute to midnight. Everyone took their positions, teeth sinking into your lip as you began reciting the chant on the page. Your eyes went wide as a chill went over the room, but no one else seemed to notice, maybe their subconscious pinning it down to the open window. The mind was always fighting for logical reasoning after all.

You continued the chant, slowly and uncertain as the candles around the star began to flicker, your eyes flicked up, focusing on the center as a deep red mist began swirling inside. There was something about the mist, dark and violent that while it was seemingly harmless, every hair on your body pricked up, fear running through you.

Your friends, finally looked scared, eyes as focused on the red mist as you had been. The swirling sped up, blurring together until finally, all that remained was a blonde boy. It caught you off guard, the figure in the trap looked angelic to say the least. Smooth pale skin, bright blue eyes and dirty blonde locks. Your focus was drawn to him, your breath catching in your throat.

“So is this the part where you take our souls and give us our darkest desires” One of your friends joked, the bright blue eyes flashed red at the idea, angry and venomous and with a wave of the male’s hand, all of your friends were falling to the floor unconscious. You let out a scream, but didn’t dare move to check on them. In your mind, they were already dead, and you were next.

“They aren’t dead” The figure answered, as if he could read your mind. “They just aren’t protected like you are, they didn’t summon me.” You took a shaky step backwards, flipping through the book desperately for whatever sent this thing back to where it came from.

He cracked a devilish grin, watching you amused. “Come now sweetie, if you just break this silly little trap I can give you everything you ever dreamed off.” The eyes were blue again, shining innocently as he spoke to you. You knew it was a trick, but the eyes captivated you anyway, as if there was somehow a spell behind him.

“The book says not to break it” You spoke, no real strength to your voice.

“All you have to do, is smudge it a little.” He said, as if explaining to a toddler. He used a finger to slowly beckon you forward, a devilish grin on his features. “Break the trap, and all your friends will be just fine, is that not what you want?”

While you wanted nothing more than to run, your friends wouldn’t be safe. The man, thing, whatever was standing in front of you knew that. You reluctantly placed the book down blowing the candle at your feet down as you kneeled, rubbing at the thick red line until it smudged. When you looked up, the man was gone and confusion filled your features, it was replaced quickly by relief as all your friends came too, all with no recollection of anything that had happened since you began chanting.

An uneventful week passed, and while the incident was so far from all your friend’s minds, all of them believing that the summoning had failed, it had plagued yours. Dreams all centered around angry red eyes, some of which had been terrifying, the result being blood and gore and death, so much death that you woke up screaming and shaking, checking every inch of your home to check the supernatural being was not still been hiding in your home. Some, you were ashamed to admit, had been almost sexual. The blonde throwing you around, having his way with you, devouring every inch of your body and leaving you waking up panting in a cool sweat and having to pull out your trusty vibrator, thinking about the touch. Each though, had centered around the blonde you had come face to face with.

You lay in bed, your roommate out with friends as you watched some tv in bed. You weren’t in much, just a large plaid shirt and some underwear. You were perfectly relaxed, until a familiar chill passed through the air. You sat up quickly, glancing around. You were imagining it, or that’s what your mind tried to reason but you couldn’t shake the chill.

You stood up, shakily making your way to the kitchen to get a drink and when you returned, the beautiful blue eyed boy was spread out lazily on the bed. You let out a gasp, as that grin from the first night returned.

“Come join me” He said casually.

You slowly took another step back, looking around for which exit was closest. The man didn’t seem to take kindly to that, within a moment he was in front of you. He threw you against the wall, crowding into your space and holding you there. “You see” he began, whispering in your ear. “There is a little loop hole that works in my favour, only the person who summoned me…can send me back to hell..You.” He smirked, gently brushing your hair back, ripping a shiver through your body at the touch. “So beautiful, think about it, if I, for example, snap your pretty little neck…I don’t have to go back.” He punctuated the words by wrapping a hand loosely around your neck.

Your heart sped up, fear clear in your eyes. Your gaze fell, not being able to look at him as his eyes went darker.  “Please” You whimpered, gasping as his grip tightened. “I promise I wont send you back, please, I’ll do anything.”

This apparently caught his attention, his grasp on your neck slowly loosening. “Anything?” He teased. You nodded quickly, his second hand coming up to fiddle with the buttons on your shirt.

“Well, you know that being locked up for decades was very boring and there was, one thing i missed” He whispered suggestively in your ear, he slowly squeezed your tits through the thin fabric covering them and you let out a low whimper. His hand movements stilled, the signature smirk in place as he took a step back from you, looking you over with lust filled eyes. “Go on then darling, show me why you’re pitiful mortal life should be of any significance to me.”

Confusion crossed over your features, how were you suppose to do that? He quickly supplied an answer though, undoing his belt and drawing all your attention to his crotch.

“Just another teenage boy” You spoke on impulse, regretting the words instantly as his eyes went a dark black, looking up at you with a wicked grin.

“But you see, darling, i’ve been watching you.” He cooed,stepping forward into your space again, the hand returning to your neck as he forced you to look up at him, holding eye contact.. “All those dreams, I gave them you” He kissed your neck, so soft that you weren’t sure it had actually happened. “You loved them, you didn’t wake up disgusted, you woke up desperate for me, didn’t you? Fucking yourself on your little toy and just wishing, it was me touching you.”

You closed your eyes tight, of course he knew. It was just your luck that he knew. He didn’t just know, he’d made them happen. If anything, the thought was comforting, you weren’t desperate for an evil creature, he made you that way, right? You knew that wasn’t right though, because now he was so close, with his hands on you, nothing had ever felt so right.

“So i’ll tell you again, show me, why you’re of any value of me” He whispered into your ear, nibbling on the flesh of your skin lightly.  

You let out a low whimper before obediently dropping to your knees. You slowly dipped your fingers under the waistband of the tight black boxers, licking your lips as you noticed the defined outline of the large cock hidden underneath. You pushed the fabric out of the way, finally getting a good look at the rather impressive size as you wrapped your hand around the base, your hand looking rather small in comparison. “Fuck” You whispered, starting to slowly pump your hand up and down the length, eyes flirting closed as you took the very head of it into your mouth, sucking teasingly as you continued to jerk it slowly. “Is this what you sold your soul for, a huge cock?”

You were surprised when the words earned you a soft chuckle from the man towering over you. “Maybe it’s just one of the perks? Can’t have mortal walking round with a bigger cock.” He spoke back playfully. The tone had you more at ease, even with the low dark edge still there.

You let out a low giggle, taking the head back into you mouth, teasing the head as you pumped him slowly, you ran your tongue slowly over the head,  taking inch by inch slowly into your mouth, relaxing slightly to take as much of him as you could. You weren’t sure if you could take all of it, gagging as you reached your limit. He gripped your hair, forcing the rest into your throat. You let out a choked gasp, taking a few moments to stabilize your breathing through your nose before you began to deepthroat him as best as you could, silence in the room apart from the slick sound of your mouth and your occasional muffled gags around him. You looked up innocently, looking up for any sign of approval but you received none.

It didn’t take long before he was using his grip on your hair to yank back, pulling you to your feet. You let out a small whimper of pain as he pushed you back against the wall. “You’re such a good little slut” He murmured, cracking the smallest of smiles before ripping your shirt of. You gasped, feeling exposed. More importantly, he now had a clear view of your panties, soaked with your arousal. You didn’t want to admit it, but all his man handling had you so turned on.  He knew though, the smirk on his face was the only indication that you needed that he already knew.

He reached down, long fingers starting to rub through the damp fabric, you let out a small gasp, catching eye contact with him. His eyes had a dark glint to them, his tongue poking out to glide over his lips as he smirked. He pushed your soaked panties down, easily lifting you up. You wrapped your legs around his waist eagerly. Now you were so close, level with him, you couldn’t resist slamming your lips against his needily.

It was surprising how the kiss changed the tone, however momentarily, the hand in your hair slowly relaxing as he kissed you, slow and demanding. “Call me Luke, by the way” He smirked as you pulled away for a quick breath. You nodded quickly, kissing him again, more furiously now.

He let out soft little moan out as he pressed you into the wall, slowly easing his cock inside you. You let out a soft gasp, pressing your face into his neck right as he slammed the rest of the way in. You let out a whimper, right as he began thrusting in and out of you. He didn’t care much for giving you time to adjust. He raised his hand, linking both his hands with yours as he pinned them to the wall, using it as leverage as he continued to slam in and out of you. Your head fell back against the wall, desperate moans leaving you.

Your legs tightened around his waist, your walls clenching around him as you did. He let out his own groan of pleasure, his head falling to start sucking a dark bruise into your skin, biting and sucking harshly in a way that sent little jolts of pain through your body. It wasn’t long at all before your first orgasm took over your body, you clenched your eyes shut, squeezing tightly down on both his hands as you moaned out. “Fuck Luke” Your voice was more of a strangled gasp, desperate and needy. His actions didn’t slow, if anything they sped up. PUlling all the way out and slamming back into you over and over as he dropped his grip on one of you hands, reaching down the let his fingers work quick circles on your clit, the pressure harsh and far too quick for the sensitive bundle of nerves. It had you body jerking slightly, your grip on him faltering slightly. He just closed any distance between you, holding you up with his own clothed body easily as he continued his use of your body.

His head dropped back to your neck, adding a second dark mark there. You fisted your free hand into the dirty blonde locks, head thrown back as your moans got louder with every thrust of his hips into you, stretching your tight cunt open.

A second orgasm was fast approaching, but you could tell his was too. His movements were becoming less precise, the once calculated moves were now sloppy, desperately fucking into you as his own release got closer and closer. He bit on the skin of your neck a little too hard as his hot seed began to fill you, and you used you grip on your hair to pull him up into another messy kiss right as your second orgasm ripped through your body.

You moaned his name into his mouth, resting against him as all the adrenaline and energy you had began to fade. His hand wrapped around you waist, easily carrying you to your bed and lying you back with a smirk, looking over you used body. “I think I won’t kill you, I’ll keep you” He said with a little chuckle, getting into bed beside you. “I’ll just make you all mine.”

You were far too tired to be scared, too satisfied. Your found yourself rolling onto his chest, pulling the covers over you both and letting out a sleepy yawn. “All yours” You slurred sleepily.

If Luke felt oddly fond at the sight, it was definitely not something he was ever going to admit.


You knocked on the door to Dean’s hotel room, already annoyed that he was late and not where he was supposed to be (though that was nothing new). “Dean? We’re supposed to be meeting with Crowley now!” You knocked again, even louder.

“Come in!” he called from behind the door.

You pushed inside quickly. “What the hell?! We’re supposed to beeeee–you’re not wearing pants,” you said blankly. “What the hell?! You said come in!” You turned away from him as he stood there completely unabashed.

“What?” he shrugged. “I don’t have a problem with it.” He laughed at you with your back to him. “Obviously you do.”

“Put. Some pants. ON,” you snapped over your shoulder. “We are going to be late for our rendezvous with Crowley “

Dean sighed and rolled his eyes, but you heard him grab a pair of jeans and slip them on. “Fine,” he said. “Happy?”

You turned back around to face him and flashed your black eyes at him. “I’d be a lot happier if you would take that attitude and shove it up your–”

He laughed and draped an arm over your shoulders. “You need to relax. Hurry up, before we’re late!”

You rolled your eyes at him and allowed him to tug you out of the room.