Tag yourself: American banknote edition
>But also will kick your redcoat ass
>Really good writer
>I love my wife
>But also bang her half-sister so that’s cool
>Freed the slaves, yo
>I will grow beard if a little girl tells me to
>I hate the theater, Mary.
>I am always starting shit
>I’m smarter than Jefferson but even worse at keeping it in my pants
>My family is not very good at duels
>Did somebody say duel?
>I will fucking end you
>Who wants a taste of the Hickory cane today?
Ulysses S. Grant
>My real name is Hiram
>Andrew Johnson can suck it
>I used to be a Democrat but bump that noise
>I really enjoy hearing myself talk
>The national bird should be a turkey, obvi
>Lightening makes me nervous