You know how on Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsey goes to a failing restaurant to try to save it?
Or how on Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Coffey would go to a jacked up salon and tell them everything they’re doing wrong?
Can we get some country – ANY country better at Democracy – to come over to the US and shake some sense into us? Just give the reigns to some other country’s leadership because I don’t trust anybody in our government at this point.
We’re already a reality show I never asked for being run by a reality TV Cheeto so we can’t do any worse really.