• Who wakes the other one up with kisses:
  • Who is the morning person/night person
  • Who is the romantic one
  • Who is the more cuddly one:
  • Who cooks:
  • Favorite nonsexual activity:
  • Their favorite place to be together:
  • Any traditions:
  • Their “song”:
  • What they do for each other on holidays:
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon:
  • Where did they first meet:
  • Any pets:
  • What do they fight over:
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where: 
  • Who kills the bugs;
Who hogs the sheets;
Who hates mornings;
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee;
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law;
Who drives;
Who gets horny in awkward public places;
Who had a scene phase;
Who wore braces;
Who got bullied;
  • Who is louder?
  • Who is more experimental?
  • Who takes more risks?
  • Do they fuck or make love?
  • Lights on or off?
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
  • Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
  • Who comes first?
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
  • Who is more submissive?
  • Who usually initiates things?
  • Who is more sensitive?
  • Who has the most patience?
  • Which kinks do they share? 

CREDIT to original creators of these questions. 


AUDean and Emma have a little chat about her arrest.

“Can’t believe you got arrested, Blondie. You’re a grade A criminal now.”

“Shut-up, Dean! I’m not! It was stupid mistake with those damned self check-outs. Like I would actually steal a bloody iPhone case!”

“Well, I dunno. You seem kinda sketchy to me.”

“I thought I told you to shut-up.”